I fucking lol'd so loud.-sit and poop to completion
-bend penis under aiming at anus. pee on anus.
-1 lysol wipe(your choice of flavor) for final wipe and cleaning hands
-throw wipe in garbage and done
Remember the guy on the old forum that said in some thread that he liked to not wipe and instead let it get dry and crusty, then hours later enjoy picking and peeling it off with his fingers?