How would a Xenomorph wear a hat?

[FernandoRocker]

 

[Deleted member 5028]

Is the hat made from my skin?

 

[DrForester]

There better be a "cute hat for the mouth head" option.


Oh good. #5 it is.

 

[Aztechnology]

Definitely 2. But only with a flat bill and sticker/tags still on.

 

[Sephiroth]

How? Dapper as fuck is how.

 

[Moppeh]

2, 4 and 5 all work for me. Those Xenos be stylin.

 

[ILikeFeet]

2

only douchbags wear it like 3

 

[Vincent Alexander]

I went with 2, but I'm pretty confident a Xenomorph would be wearing a hat more like:

 

[Mathieran]

I think this gets covered in Spaceballs

 

[nsilvias]

number 2 looks fresh

 

[StoryofSouls]

i asked my friend and he told me they prefer really long beanies over caps

 

[Garp TXB]

It needs a jimmy hat

 

[SigmasonicX]

I think this gets covered in Spaceballs

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[Shelbyville Milhouse]

Cool Xenomorps: 2
Dork Xenomorphs: 3
Senior Xenomorphs: 4
Young Xenomorphs: 1
The best known Xenomorph comedian: 5

 

[Mathieran]

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lol there it is. Thanks!

 

[Admiral Woofington]

i think he real question is could a xenomorph even put on a t-shirt without stretching the neck/

 

[Glasgow Mega-Snake]

2

But where's the option to wear it backwards like all the cool people?

 

[WascallyWabbit]

I mean 3 is the only way it would actually stay on but by far the dorkiest so I'm not sure

 

[LazyLain]

4 and 5.

 

[purseowner]

Where's the 'all of the above' option in the poll?

 

[hjort]

I'd like to see a 2+5 combo, personally.

 

[PlayBee]

3. Change the hat to a beanie.

 

[Bard]

Anyway it wants to.

 

[PJV3]

Has to be 4 there's no way a hat will stay on that shiny cock-head otherwise.

 

[Z-Beat]

Edit: beaten

 

[Doggg]

Whichever part of its head it's on, it probably wears it backwards because it doesn't need to keep the sun out of its eyes, so the only reason for it to wear a hat is to look cool.

 

[fieldafar]

Where are they going to get a hat like in 4 from?

 

[Akumatica]

On the tip of it's penis tail-

The original alien design by H.R. Giger that got him hired. Notice the small skeleton in the tip of the tail too-

 

[mute]

Like a condom I assume

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

i think he real question is could a xenomorph even put on a t-shirt without stretching the neck/

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First instinct is a no, but he may want fashion advice from a Mushroom Kingdom Toad. I think xenomorphs can pull off a vest of some sort.