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I am Jesus Christ Trailer
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Woah, that's one white Jesus.
I hope they nail the combat as well as they nailed him to the cross. I take it this game will also feature a realistic respawn time of 72 hours?
I hope they nail the combat as well as they nailed him to the cross. I take it this game will also feature a realistic respawn time of 72 hours?
It's the true sequel to Life is Strange that we've been waiting for.
Many Christians don't know or think that Christ was Jewish. They think he founded Christianity...
The only game that doesn't need Multiplayer to actually be Cross-platform
It's been a while since I've become physically ill from a pun.
JESUS CHRIST BATTLE ROYALE
Huge open world landmass representing the USA (the birthplace of Christ)
100 Jesus' drop in via Jesus Blimp
Explore map, complete miracles to level up (branching miracle skill tree for specialised miracle proficiency)
Suicide Squad "Joker" Jesus skin
Huge open world landmass representing the USA (the birthplace of Christ)
100 Jesus' drop in via Jesus Blimp
Explore map, complete miracles to level up (branching miracle skill tree for specialised miracle proficiency)
Suicide Squad "Joker" Jesus skin
Welcome to modern game development, I suppose. Cheap or free engines, wide variety of content libraries, means almost anybody can make a game "good looking". One more point in favor of the "good graphics do not a good game make" argument. Though jury's still out on this game. Premise is absurd enough, but we've seen absurd games that ended up being fairly decent. Good, even.
Also was the last scene in the trailer reminiscent of Fallout, or was it just me?
Dude.
Satan is a Stand? Well, you cant spell Stand without Satan.
Blessed be our libraries
Jesus Christ, Satan is fucking RIPPED
Dude.
Jesus Christ, Satan is fucking RIPPED
Best/worst part of it is that they can get away with not having satan at all in the game and claim that's what is realistic about it.
Buy this!!! I want a sequel called Armageddon!!!! Ready as the resurrected Jesus; blasting back from heaven slaying unholy demons alongside the four horsemen kicking the antichrist in the nut sack! Ya baby!
Gonna be pissed if Priest Simulator is vaporware.
They are blurring the line between Kickstarter scam and postmodern art. Perhaps as close to conceptual greatness gaming will get to KLF Burn a Million Quid.
"Overcome your temptation and beat down a Satan who is daddy as fuck. Resist your natural urge to get all up on that sweet meat."Dude.
Much like that game company's hundreds of games that were taken down from Steam? Was it Russian? Trying to remember...
Im checking the publishers of the games and it seems they have actually released a good amount of games... so it doesn't seem to be any kind of scam (also how would it be a scam if all you can do is add it to the wishlist?)
Heck, priest simulator got an update on development last week (and their publishers have published a pretty big fishing simulator).
Fun reality we live in.
