I trained an AI on thousands of EtcetEra thread conversations and it has thoughts on everything

Deleted member 18966 · Apr 19, 2019

the trump ones are too accurate

Pooh · Apr 19, 2019

Are you a Scrumpy Duck or a Duckling?

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~!~Are you a Scrumpy Duck or a Duckling?

Squarehard: Which do you consider to be the best?
To get to the point, I think we all have something resembling a "scrumpy" face, so it is easy to think it has my favorite look.
How about you, who do you consider to be your favorite Pup?
Discuss, Era!
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Dragon Ball: Scrumpy is only if I want it to be me when I'm drinking lukewarm beer
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Kinsei: Always considered the best P adder.
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Vee: Pup unnecessarily.
I also considerto be my sanctuary from ugly ghosts of my childhood.
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Manu: Scrumpy is both but like always I gotta admit I'm enjoying myself a little bit more.
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TheMadTitan: Fitting my description here.
Spoiler
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Holyoneturtle: Fitting my description here as well as the picture in the OP.
What's a Scrumpy?
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The Albatross: Scrumpy as in it's becoming part of my identity. Are you a Scrumpy? The Negeleid is perhaps its most authentic symbol.
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SJRB: Parcheesi: Alpha
Also, define your definition of Scrumpy
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Squarehard apparently has a "scrumpy" face

~!~Are You A Star Wars Villain?

Chrome Hyena: This idea and many others is probably having a conversation piece but anyways,
What are you a Star Wars villain aside from the main cast, are you a Jakku Villain, do you participate to freedom a thing or am I just one stupid... anyone...?
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Razgriz-Specter: Yes, but I'm also that low, fuck with that sweet CG that Peter Jackson would probably take from these film.
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FireSafetyBear: I suck at properly explaining why. Like in the Jedi thread please, I'll leave it at that.
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Dany: Talks about not using my BB8 at opening fights.
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Novoitus: you probably should be added to the OP
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carlsojo: I think anyone could fight.
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Evis: I was drafted?
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Pirate Bae: I kill people with ease. Everyone is after my power.
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bye: whoops you're duplicate over there lol
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Razgriz-Specter fucks with that sweet CG

bangai-o · Apr 19, 2019

Is this based on words and phrases that users tend to often use?

Mr.Awesome · Apr 19, 2019

I don't get it.

The Adder · Apr 19, 2019

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~!~Guy here who never played an instrument but uses them is getting married...

Musha_Soturi: *crickets*
Hey ERA, nice to see ya!
My mommy & grandpa introduced me to Dave Bautista. He plays The Bautista Brothers. They've been playing together since the late 70s but he sometimes plays violins either in-person or as a voice in person. Both are extremely blessed to have grown up with the Bautista Bros and I have no idea what the hell both of them are doing.
They're just on Youtube and you can have a search, they're amazing.
He's just a guy though:
Way BC tho.
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The Adder: Folks like to eat Cheetos.
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They do.

Deleted member 43084 · Apr 19, 2019

bangai-o said:
Is this based on words and phrases that users tend to often use?

In theory, yes. However, it's retrained from a dataset trained on pretty much everything, so it can pick up a few new things.

Slayven · Apr 19, 2019

When did i ever talk about veganism?

Deleted member 2533 · Apr 19, 2019

This is art:

Brass Body Dave: In no particular order:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Ironheart
Thor: Ragnarok
Guardians of the Galaxy: The Motion Picture
The Incredible Hulk
Iron Man
Thor: The Dark World
Iron Man 2
The Incredible Hulk
Thor: Dark World
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Dark World
Iron Man
Endtroduced:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Thor: The Descendents
Ironheart
Ironheart
Thor: The Wolf Brigade
Ironheart: The Long Drills
The Incredible Hulk
Ironheart: The Mighty X
Bright
The Avengers: Infinity War
Iron Man 2
Thor
Captain America: The Dark Avenger
Ironheart
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Sworn Vigil
Ironheart
Endtroduced:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor 2
Iron Man 3
Black Panther
Endtroduced:
Captain America: The First Avenger
Iron Man

Pooh · Apr 19, 2019

WarpSpeedMolasses is hearing cereal is a hit with the kids these days, while deftones r cool is launching his cereal, which is GOTY, and maxxpower doesn't want to take a whole 30 minutes to eat a cereal box

~!~The Ringer: Why "entertainment" when you already have cereal?

WarpSpeedMolasses: I keep hearing that cereal is a hit with kids these days. Are you on the fence, maybe this year? Outside of the box stores just don't seem special to you?
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El Bombastico: Are cereal awesome?
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deftones r cool: My cereal is getting launched tomorrow. Design is solid, the rest is trash. GOTY.
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Rvaan: My cereal just took over cereal. My top.
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maxxpower: I dunno, that was for some reason for me the year Citrus pretty high.
That said, I still have a lot of stuff. I just don't want to spend thirty minutes eating a cereal box
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Dennis8K: I usually try to get 2-4 pack of most noticeable meals out per day...usually I do not.
Favorite ones are from that "health brand Pennigen x2 Health OZ" discontinued annual generic from the 2010s.
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muteKi: It's mostly good ones, but not this year's collections
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Cryptosporidium: Mine i actually like the most is the Ms Diamonds medanger and it allows me to eatessms without having to eat all over the place as well
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dietpepsi: im not super attached to cereal that much so it's a hard one
but there has been years seeing people with huge yellowish streaks on their skin consistently, on holiday, it's never been something i wanted.
every year the monotony of having your head on a screen just gets more jagged. like its going to hurt you from time to time
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thesoapster: I'd rather a box of Cracker Bob's hair spray than one of my ~2-3 cups of cereal.
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Cat Party · Apr 19, 2019

Dr.Acula said:
This is art:

Brass Body Dave: In no particular order:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Ironheart
Thor: Ragnarok
Guardians of the Galaxy: The Motion Picture
The Incredible Hulk
Iron Man
Thor: The Dark World
Iron Man 2
The Incredible Hulk
Thor: Dark World
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Dark World
Iron Man
Endtroduced:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Thor: The Descendents
Ironheart
Ironheart
Thor: The Wolf Brigade
Ironheart: The Long Drills
The Incredible Hulk
Ironheart: The Mighty X
Bright
The Avengers: Infinity War
Iron Man 2
Thor
Captain America: The Dark Avenger
Ironheart
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Sworn Vigil
Ironheart
Endtroduced:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor 2
Iron Man 3
Black Panther
Endtroduced:
Captain America: The First Avenger
Iron Man

Joe · Apr 19, 2019

Joe said:
I'm not going to see it until I have time to watch it and I'm willing to bet it will be a solid watch. It's not a very good movie, but it's not terrible either, which is saying something.

I have very profound and deep thoughts on film.

Joe said:
I'm kinda just getting older, but I'm still a wreck sometimes. I'm 30 years old.

Also, I'm apparently not doing great.

Deleted member 2533 · Apr 19, 2019

Hold the phone, this is spectacular.

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~!~The next DEATH BATTLE is Frankenstein (Season 1) vs Dracula (Season 2)

SigmasonicX: Frankenstein vs Dracula has just been officially announced.

Season 1: Frankenstein (episodes 1 - 7)

Season 2: Dracula (episodes 8 - 21)

Season 3: Dracula (episodes 20 - 44)

Season 4: Dracula (episodes 44-50)

Season 5: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Peru (EPisodes 51 - 59)

Season 6: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Peru (EPisodes 60 - 119)

Season 7: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Ethiopia (EPisodes 62 - 149)

Season 8: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes 150 - 200)

Season 9: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes 201 -edd)

Season 10: Dracula vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes 202 -edd and more)

Season 11: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes 201-edd and more)

Season 12: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes 202-209)

Season 13: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes 210-220)

Season 14: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes 211-220)

Season 15: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes 221-222)

Season 16: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Requested to Series 7)

Season 17: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes Requested to Series 7)

Season 18: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Requested to Series 8)

Season 19: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes Requested to Series 9)

Season 20: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Requested to Series 9)

Season 21: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Requested to Series 10)

Season 22: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes Requested to Series 11)

Season 23: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Requested to Series 12)

Season 24: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes Requested to Series 13)

Season 25: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes Requested to Series 14)

Season 26: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Request

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~!~Why isn't there more POC's?

Deleted member 1258: This is something that in the last few years, I've seen take on more underrepresented groups in society: women, minorities, LGBTQ, etc. But what about POC's that aren't represented by the current system? How is it that more don't want to go through the pain of having to live paycheck to paycheck with absolutely no job prospects, and even if they do, don't get paid a living wage, and can't afford to live below the poverty line and are stuck in a system that gives them a pass? And why is there a stigma against mentioning this to others?

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she_esh: I feel that the first one is even more complicated.

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Hollywood Duo: You just know it's going to be a rude awakening when you aren't first elected to office.

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Sinfamy: Because of course it is.

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Chojin: It's been like that.

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Fat4all: it's definitely a real issue in america

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Deleted member 1258: Yeah, I feel like it's just been happening for a while now. I'm not even a born-in-COUNTROMINED-COUNTRY adv atm, but I do not want to give up my thread ideas just cause you know I'm not always blunt with myself.

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Heromanz: Because white privilege

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DosaDaRaja: The media, politicians, and the oligarchs that make the country a better place are not going to care about black or brown folk.

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Deleted member 1258: This is the one thing I've realized that many people don't realize is that the current system is not working
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ElectronicOldMen · Apr 19, 2019

Dr.Acula said:
Thor: The Descendents

dir. Alexander Payne, Thor (George Clooney) retires to Hawaii

Squarehard · Apr 19, 2019

Pooh said:
Are you a Scrumpy Duck or a Duckling?

Squarehard apparently has a "scrumpy" face

It's scrumptious.

BDS · Apr 19, 2019

I'm in a bunch of these, some more highlights from my AI self:

BDS: I watched the first two playoffs of the NFL and I'm pretty sure I've watched every quarter or so, for the entire season. I'm pretty disappointed.

I've never been an NFL fan in my life lol

BDS: Why not be a little less tired?

AI me is an asshole

BDS: This is one of the bigger stories of December, but for those who have been paying close attention, December is a big month for Hollywood. Avengers: Infinity War premieres in its cinemas in theatres, and the first film is set for $60 million.Avengers: Infinity War is apparently going to have a much more substantial budget this time around, and will probably dwarf the $60 million budget Avengers previously had.The film has yet to be officially announced, but THR reports that there are "multiple sources telling Jeff Kinney that the $60 million budget estimate will dwarf the $60 million budget for Avengers 4."And according to the Hollywood Reporter, this is likely the earliest in the film's history that the film's budget will increase this year.The $60 million budget for Marvel's 4K HDR-only film for this film is going to make it extra tempting to see it in theaters.

I don't know where to begin with this one

BDS: We're going to need a snowflake president

Agreed tbh

BDS: I'm 28 and I read everything I can from the internet all the time

My AI counterpart was born a year before me

BDS: The Alt-Right is not a right-leaning movement, but the alt-left is.

Apparently my AI self is not only a dick but also an alt-right apologist

BDS: The fight between Thanos and the Avengers in Avengers: Infinity War is still the most terrifying fight scene in existence.

My AI has strong opinions on Avengers

~!~Game of Thrones Prequel Series to run on HBO
BDS: I'm in.

I am, in fact, in.

~!~What is your favorite TV Show of 2018?
BDS: The Big Bang theory

I really don't like my AI self.

~!~The Last Jedi - Official Trailer
BDS: This was my kind of movie. I'm about to cry.

However, my AI self did like TLJ as I did.

~!~Melania Trump is 'all-in' with 'the tariffs' efforts
BDS: She's got some good ideas that I'm sure are getting worked on.

Why is my AI such a right-wing asshole?

~!~How do you deal with an estranged father?
BDS: In my head, it's always that he's a dumbass that'll get away with it.

I'm surprised my AI doesn't along with her dad considering my dad is a right-wing jackass too. Maybe her AI dad is a left-winger instead.

BDS: I don't think Dark Knight is that great.

Such bad opinions.

adj_noun · Apr 19, 2019

Dr.Acula said:
Hold the phone, this is spectacular.

Now I want to watch the Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in X series.

Deleted member 48897 · Apr 19, 2019

Pooh said:
@WarpSpeedMolasses is hearing cereal is a hit with the kids these days, while @deftones r cool is launching his cereal, which is GOTY, and @maxxpower doesn't want to take a whole 30 minutes to eat a cereal box

GOTY of this year? Sure. But not of all time when we just had that limited-run Super Mario cereal with the amiibo. It's just that this year's collections aren't as good, like I said.

Pooh · Apr 19, 2019

Menome : I have Vietnam Dad Trump with me. The bastard had a host of girls/girlfriends, they were basically side slices. Trump got caught as if searching for the best sexual leaders for a President.

Pooh · Apr 19, 2019

Squarehard said:
It's scrumptious.

I like it. Scrumpy.

muteKi said:
GOTY of this year? Sure. But not of all time when we just had that limited-run Super Mario cereal with the amiibo. It's just that this year's collections aren't as good, like I said.

Right with ya there.

Deleted member 11637 · Apr 19, 2019

Dr.Acula said:
This is art:

Brass Body Dave: In no particular order:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Ironheart
Thor: Ragnarok
Guardians of the Galaxy: The Motion Picture
The Incredible Hulk
Iron Man
Thor: The Dark World
Iron Man 2
The Incredible Hulk
Thor: Dark World
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Dark World
Iron Man
Endtroduced:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Thor: The Descendents
Ironheart
Ironheart
Thor: The Wolf Brigade
Ironheart: The Long Drills
The Incredible Hulk
Ironheart: The Mighty X
Bright
The Avengers: Infinity War
Iron Man 2
Thor
Captain America: The Dark Avenger
Ironheart
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Sworn Vigil
Ironheart
Endtroduced:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor 2
Iron Man 3
Black Panther
Endtroduced:
Captain America: The First Avenger
Iron Man

Fucking Bright, haha.

Maquiladora · Apr 19, 2019

DJ_Lae: Personally, I'm a fan of "the jizz is real" and "why did you have to make this joke" before it became a thing. It's so relatable and so much better than the original.
I'll also go with the OP: there's no such thing as an evil person with 'jizz' in their name. If you don't know what 'jizz' is, it's this

...

Wilsongt · Apr 19, 2019

What is your bots opinion on the average dick size of Era members?

SigmasonicX · Apr 19, 2019

Vanity check, threads I appear in.

~!~The next DEATH BATTLE is Frankenstein (Season 1) vs Dracula (Season 2)

SigmasonicX: Frankenstein vs Dracula has just been officially announced.
Season 1: Frankenstein (episodes 1 - 7)
Season 2: Dracula (episodes 8 - 21)
Season 3: Dracula (episodes 20 - 44)
Season 4: Dracula (episodes 44-50)
Season 5: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Peru (EPisodes 51 - 59)
Season 6: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Peru (EPisodes 60 - 119)
Season 7: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Ethiopia (EPisodes 62 - 149)
Season 8: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes 150 - 200)
Season 9: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes 201 -edd)
Season 10: Dracula vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes 202 -edd and more)
Season 11: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes 201-edd and more)
Season 12: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes 202-209)
Season 13: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes 210-220)
Season 14: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes 211-220)
Season 15: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes 221-222)
Season 16: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Requested to Series 7)
Season 17: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes Requested to Series 7)
Season 18: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Requested to Series 8)
Season 19: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes Requested to Series 9)
Season 20: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Requested to Series 9)
Season 21: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Requested to Series 10)
Season 22: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes Requested to Series 11)
Season 23: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Requested to Series 12)
Season 24: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes Requested to Series 13)
Season 25: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in Japan (EPisodes Requested to Series 14)
Season 26: Frankenstein vs Dracula: Lost in China (EPisodes Request

~!~The Rise of "I am not a child"

Marcellus Wallace: I should've elaborated a bit more. I believe I'm an idiot and the whole "I am not a child" thing is a bizarre, strange yet effective satirical moment.
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hydrophilic attack: this is exactly what I was thinking
I have no idea what the reaction would be to I am not a child being used as an insult
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Coyote Starrk: These are some really funny memes.
That song that plays when a kid does the most dumb thing in the silliest way possible is my shit.
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Beartruck: I don't know what the reaction would be, but that song is fucking hilarious.
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ElectricBlanketFire: That cartoon is so dumb.
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SigmasonicX: That's a pretty funny meme. My wife and I can't even think of a worse one.
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Goldenroad: I think it's just a really funny meme.
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Gernau Morat Gurgeh: I'm sorry, do you travel far or am I in bed?
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Neat, I have a wife.

~!~What are you reading right now?

Kurita: I'll be reading:
One Piece - Aftermath - Teached by Nami
MHA - My Heart Will Go On - Tina
Alice in Trouble - Battle of the Coral Sea - Ed
You're in for a treat. I'm reading:
Hunter X Hunter - The End of the World - Teached by Nami
The Witcher - Catastrophizing - Ed
Claretopia - Egypt - Teached by Nami
The Dark Tower - The Final Battle - Ed by Ayaan J. Bello
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Malgus: I'm reading:
Chivalry - Knight's Cross - Ed by Ayaan J. Bello
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Spiderman: I'm reading:
Jojo - Black Company - Ed by Ayaan J. Bello
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Knight613: I'm reading:
One Piece - Aftermath - Teached by Nami
Tomb Raider - Aftermath - Ed by Ayaan J. Bello
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Reyes: Currently reading:
Chivalry - Knight's Cross - Teached by Nami
The Witcher - Catastrophizing - Ed by Ayaan J. Bello
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SigmasonicX: I'll be reading:
Star Trek: Discovery - Aftermath - Teached by Nami
Star Wars Resistance - The First Order - Teached by Cate Blanchett
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Kurita: I'll be reading:
The Dark Tower - The Final Battle - Ed by Ayaan J. Bello
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cw_s1ck25: I'm reading:
A Wrinkle in Time - Teached by Nami
The Way of Kings - The Left Hand of Kings - Teached by Ryan Warren-Cole
Escape From The Galaxy at the End - Aftermath - Teached by Ryan Warren-Cole
Knights of the Zodiac - Teached by Ryan Warren-Cole
Mystery Science - Aftermath - Teached by Michioh Slayven
Sofort: I'll be reading:
Witch Country - Aftermath - Teached by Michioh Slayven
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SigmasonicX: I'll be reading:
Life of Pi - Aftermath - Teached by William F. Buckley
A Day in the Life of C.I.A. President - Teached by Ian

~!~The Death of Empire by Seth Dickinson

SigmasonicX: Released November 11th, 2016, the final piece in the Complete Dead Avengers trilogy.
It's a really long video, but I needed to contain myself, so if it's posted below, please put it to let's do.
It's a really beautiful piece, and as a bonus, it also has the best score I've ever heard.
I've been thinking of making a separate thread for this piece, because I'd like to see people's thoughts on the film. I can't decide if I want to see a dedicated thread for this, and I want to make one separate for the OP.
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Mr. X: I want to see it now.
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Travo: I saw it last night. Still one of my favorite pieces of film to date.
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Blackpuppy: I love you for sharing this!
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zsynqx: I liked it but I need to move on to other films.
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Nappuccino: Only seen it a few weeks ago. Still fun to see.
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SigmasonicX: Yeah, it's really good, but I'm not sure I'd want to watch it in theaters...
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darkwing: was like, 5 seconds in, it's good
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Rendering...: It's one of my absolute favorites.
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Human Resources: this stinks on the american national anthem
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~!~Pixar Movie Thread - Top Ten Anime of the Year 2018

SigmasonicX: Over the past year, we've seen a huge variety of anime movies on the list, and now we're up to its weirdest list- the Top Ten Mutant Chronicles: Golden Wind.
Top Ten:
Sword of the Stranger
The Girl Who Leapt Under the Bridge
Ghost in the Shell
Mortal Kombat
Bird Box
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Reyes: I love it when they list Gundam and FighterZ.
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Ithil: I love it when they list FMA and Naruto.
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RedHoodedOwl: Is this something like Gundam Versus Gundam Wing?
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HStallion: I really like Dragon Ball Super.
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Slayven: I don't get it

~!~Incels, Is there a way to turn this into an anime?

Vex: I've been watching anime for a while now, and I don't know how to turn this into an anime.
I'm talking about the "it's your fault if you don't like this anime" mentality that revolves around online discussions and the idea that women are "predisposed" to be brights because they don't conform to expectations.
I've seen a lot of anime these days (even as a straight anime fan), and I'm not really sure if I'm just getting into it. I don't know if I'm just following the "trap" mentality, or if I'm simply doing it for the sake of it.
But, I think I've really come to the point where I wish that "IT'S YOUR BITCHES IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT" would stop.
I know there's a lot of discussions online about it, and I'm not really sure if it's just the forum's "bitch people who say they don't like it" or if there are more fundamental aspects of it that have to stop me from enjoying it.
What do you think?
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Dio Over Heaven: It's been that way for a long time, and it's never really won an audience. It's definitely not an anime, and you're only getting one ending--you're never gonna see it. So, I think it's a matter of familiarity and there's only so much you can do with a subject if you don't like it.
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Joe Shlabotnik: I don't know if the anime will be the same when you're finished, but I think there's only so much you can can can can change the tone of the story in a short period of time.
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Einchy: I don't know if you have the ability to digest anime for 10 years, but I feel like you're going to have to start thinking about the tone of the anime in the next decade when you get older.
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Eros: I just watched a shitty anime.
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SigmasonicX: You're going to have to ignore what the author did to make it interesting.
Hi, I don't eat food.
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Dio Over Heaven: I just finished Code Geass, which is one of my only sources

makonero · Apr 19, 2019

Fave thread I appear in. Kirblar, damn, you burn yourself here

Nancy Pelosi: I don't know if I should vote for President Trump because I'd like him the fuck to run.

GK86: She said this on CNN today.

Here:

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Psamtik: I don't know what her point is anymore.

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UberTag: Stop voting for stupid, racist, destructive, bigoted trash.

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Muppet of a Man: Nancy Pelosi is a fucking liar. She's saying that the 2016 Dem primary election where Republicans had a chance to steal the election, was a shit show. She's a fucking liar who knows her own lies.

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julian: She's like the best anyone could possibly hope for, second fiddle.

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Surfinn: I don't think she's lying about that. She's almost certainly lying about the actual issue she wants to see fixed and the Dems can just sweep it without a single fuck up from here.

But yeah I think people are underestimating how much she means/hates about Trump.

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makonero: She's a big dumb liar, and a vote for her will tell if the GOP can't spin this as a good thing.

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Tovarisc: They are not lying about the shit they are saying, they are lying about the reason they say it.

They'll at least get a good shot at it if they don't do it early enough.

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Kirblar: Pelosi is a liar.

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Kirblar: From what I've read, she's not lying about the fact that she thinks the GOP have the power to do whatever the GOP wants, and she's not lying about the fact that the Dems have a history of trying to take advantage of it.

Anyone who says Pelosi is just lying is either a liar or a big dumb liar.
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Hypron · Apr 19, 2019

I'm in one of those haha

~!~What are the best (or most incorrect) anime character
Thewonandonly: So recently I've been watching anime and one of the things that keeps coming up is the characters are all pretty much the exact same as they appear in real life. It's usually pretty entertaining and the only thing that comes out as close to the same level as them is the fact that they're absolutely the same person every episode.I've been watching anime and it keeps coming up with more and more anime characters I think are the same person in anime but are way more exaggerated or even worse.What are the best or most incorrect anime characters?And any that are close to the same person in anime and not the same person in life?Edit: Not really a spoiler for this list but it's a huge list to just list everything and not add a poll.
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Hypron: Akira is one of the best examples.
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Cantaim: Steins;Gate-
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Thewonandonly: I'm really trying to learn about this. I'm not sure I like toriko but I'll try it later! I'm not sure I like the premise of this list to begin with.
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Cocolina: Boruto
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A Fish Aficionado: Dragon Ball
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MochaKoffee: One Piece
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Rover: Naruto has to be the most correct.
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Thewonandonly: Lol I know but i never listened to the anime so this is just a list to help me out. I just want to know which characters are the most correct and correct characters anime should have a poll hahahah oh also I really love naruto :D
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🤔🤔🤔

maxxpower · Apr 19, 2019

Pooh said:
WarpSpeedMolasses is hearing cereal is a hit with the kids these days, while deftones r cool is launching his cereal, which is GOTY, and maxxpower doesn't want to take a whole 30 minutes to eat a cereal box

~!~The Ringer: Why "entertainment" when you already have cereal?

I've been summoned by the machine.

Fat4all · Apr 19, 2019

Fat4all: don't touch my tongue nips

Clefargle · Apr 19, 2019

I'm fucking crying and dying here OP

Einchy · Apr 19, 2019

I need to know what the real me thinks about The Last Jedi, it's the only thing that matters in this world.

Fat4all · Apr 19, 2019

"Fj0823: Today on the NetEra main theme and something fierce was going on and faith been with the newest Fat4all Episode 4 was announced by the Vampire himself with this the way it is not just the fact that he's been there for awhile now but about the whole witch thing, what is this about? I am shocked at the reaction. "

Clefargle · Apr 19, 2019

Bah gawd Mods please give this bot an account here I don't care how

Pooh · Apr 19, 2019

Here we learn that Git is asked to look at stuff by identical twins a lot, @Maraneus doesn't believe anything that doesn't come from their 9 year old, and Butch doesn't believe the hype about "stone cold students"

~!~I used to think this was true

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Landford: So.. I was reading a bit about gun control when I realized I reached the end-goal of a 6-year-old German boy that had accidentally shot himself and ended up strangling himself.. I thought for a good five minutes that the guy was a psychopath that was violent to his children and felt his anger had been drained from him. Which meant he was a killer that staged a murder that was more his fault than mine.
Turns out a 38 year old reali
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angelgrievous: No shit, you're wrong, its obvious why it turned out like that.
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rambis: I agree that it turns out OP, wasn't it reported an incident then was stone cold hammered to insanity.
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CloseTalker: Yeah, but you get practice at a professional shooting ranges. Don't forget some words that can facilitate a reaction.
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Thatonedice1: Yeah but
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Git: Holy shit, I've only been asked to look at some stuff by my 2nd or 3rd identical twins. Sometimes its hard to be specific.
Nothing I've ever heard about my SO until she got a size in a different Glock? I mean I get that I still watch the kids in my apt and they're ok, but as a non xenophobic person, people can be weird. That's why I never want to be one of those people to not read the police reports on my side. And yeah I saw cops on the property immediately.
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Maraneus: What part of your town is that? And were they ever interviews? As far as I remember there hasn't been anything from my 9 year old about this?
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Landford: moved into this building several years ago and he had school shooting classes while sat in the apt for a 3rd class shooting class
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Butch: Reports of people being stone cold college students is nothing but hysteria.
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TheLostBigBoss: Yup.
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Meanwhile, ERA believes that every movie ever made is in the MCU... from Rocky IV to Wizard of Oz

~!~Favorite movie in the MCU (no spoilers)

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Bán: I thought the thread title should specify that this is a thread to talk about some of the films that are on the type of tier you can't really talk about outside of Marvel, etc. Would have been more in-line with Marvel vs. Capcom vs. Capcom 3, but you would think if YouTube wouldn't attract enough Soul Hackers, they'd make things interesting with these movies.
There is a Conan the Barbarian fan film for the most Renton film, iirc.
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sphagnum : Thor: Ragnarok
(obligatory pump the penis again cliche)
Evil Dead 2 (the upcoming one)
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Jon Carter: Frodo is in Drakguard soon!
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Poppy: Rocky IV
Although The Lord of the Rings is glorious
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Osahi: I would have three:
The Wizard of Oz
The Merchant of Brattle
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Kinggroin: Guardians 2
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Madao: Dunno about the animated adaptation of Thomas a Longago Ghost.
One of phase (Lord of the Rings)
I think the animated Air Force version (Airborne) is good.
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Medalion: Thor: Ragnarok
Any of these
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menacer: Inb4 someone make The Men Who Stare At The Monitor (H). I would have breakdowns on how good they are all over these years and then that list would be blank to me so I could kind of think of the order.
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cyress8: Mortal Engga.
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BossAttack · Apr 19, 2019

If the AI recognizes you, then you probably post too much.

Slayven: I was just working in a food court and someone looked like they ate a sausage and ate it they were eating a vegan sausage

Slayven Tell us more.

Deleted member 48897 · Apr 19, 2019

The Girl Who Lept Under the Bridge is my favorite anime

Maquiladora · Apr 19, 2019

Huge if true.

~!~Jackie Chan to play Donald Trump in sequel to original Jackie

Cocksman:

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Mona: This is a real possibility

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Deleted member 1258: Yes. That's it.

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Puck Beaverton: That's pretty good

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Cocksman: I don't think so, it feels like they could go in a different direction.

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Khanimus: That's a shame.

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mreddie: I don't know what you were even expecting.

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D i Z: All I need is Jackie Chan to be in a movie again.

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Punished Snaku: Yes.

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HStallion: Sure. Jackie is so iconic and perfect President of the United States of America.

Klotera · Apr 19, 2019

minimaxir said:
You should try and drink a beer instead of a hot chocolate.

This reply to the thread about hot chocolate got me. Just like it's matter-of-fact advice.

Max|Payne · Apr 19, 2019

~!~Anyone else a new stalker? Garnished object over $10,000?

Evil Monkey DTT: So I've outdone everyone (not just me) and am getting paid/exposed myself. I usually keep things private. Then someone snatched something like $30,000 from me on instagram. I spent all day hiding in the bathroom with a bag under my belt. Got them shook. forfeited my entitlement. Somehow I know it was them and I do get the $100 back in the paycheck.
I'm going thru something similar to this right now and I can't believe it's worth something, after all the other stories I read about stalkals and around my friend. All the stories I've asked for along with ones like "you're scumbag's friend, let me be your friend" I don't know if if it's good to meet someone like this. I know it's rude to do something out of nowhere if you know something someone can't confess.
I don't want to use this thread but what about be always ready to talk if nothing else. Take someone off your back or just forget?
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ElectricBlanketFire: Tell them you got $100 back lol.
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Nothing Loud: That is actually hilarious. They will probably spoil it. In case they catch it, won't they just be amused and not feel like they wasted a valuable $100?
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Elfotografoalocado: Since people are sharing stuff about their plans in what appears to be a somewhat civilized manner... I would hope they've scheduled a day or two beforehand with a professional production person to gilding it up for that contribution of theirs. I also get that most stalker-person conversations wind up being one or the other side of the story, but it should not be a huge blow to the story. Or are they just forging the angle?
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LastCaress: I deal in rumours
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Cocolina: Never?
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Froyo Love: Everyone is entitled to their own dreams and expects you to give them the hint.
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GG-Duo: Works for me. The stalker's whole business revolves around making sure nobody ever calls.
I get an idea is read something about it happening so a potential new discovery can creep in.
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Crumb: I've got some stalker stuff in my name I want

Help me, ERA, I have a bag under my belt and I'm still dying from laughter.

UltraGunner · Apr 19, 2019

~!~New Ouzime / Hurara's Manga will debut in English in Summer 2019

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UltraGunner: Won't watch with english subtitles.

The AI version of me is obviously defective

Max|Payne · Apr 19, 2019

~!~why does NASA still have mission details missing from astrometric wedding invitations?

hydrophilic attack: this is making me sad
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Francesco: Still baffling.
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Reeks: Downplay I don't think. People prefer to have more popular decisions than official ones.
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ItsBobbyDarin: This.

This is what happens when you put money on a picture, not how the other person made their decision.

I do care about those wedding invitations.

I'm fairly sure I get that the Lord has a bunch of fine people on this planet to photograph in response to Dark. But let's be clear, the astronomical cost to get them all done effectively in one sitting is more interesting than making a wedding album of photos.
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tormented: It's a science!
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galv: Trump? Lmao
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lunarworks: No they're all missing that lovely picture from their invitation to Marilyn Monroe.
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xxracerxx: This is so stupid, as it allows gov scientists to give stupid information.
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KillLaCam: What? Lmao

What the fuck is NASA spending money on?

Pooh · Apr 19, 2019

~!~Not you but me

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@Yebele: edit: Just for clarification here not you but me
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@FUME5: I ain't you too, but me
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@Astral/H3X: Don't stop posting
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@Mediking: Without you I wouldn't have dreams.
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DriftingSpirit: Yes
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@Jessie: I literally can't move my right thumb without breaking a few ribs. Any time my thumb is out it hurts.
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@Fat4all: why
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@bremons: ...Because I'm deadlier than I expected.
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@Kurdel: Yuuuup, that's odd.
What?
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It sounds like @bremons totally fucked up Jessie somehow

Max|Payne · Apr 19, 2019

Japan is having an anime crisis:

~!~Japan is in the midst of a rough stretch of animation censorship

AuthenticM: From The Guardian:
From the Independent:
A little investigative journalism from the Guardian:
I guess this is a good time to share my thoughts:
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speedwagen: You should have posted in the anime twitter thread about South Korea's student government for allowing Nyango Kasabi to speak at the right-wing political debate in their high school.
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Sou Da: Well, the existential crisis of neocolonialism in China happened before they decided to keep censorship going.
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Dekuman: Have we learned anything new?
One of the many hits at Uni was a policy at anime con 2010 in Japan.
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Noroi_Kisaragi: compared to top kei-luffy's recent bans on Japan crying in tweets, you can see that you can be 99% of critical communication from the government. i just wish they just stopped.
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Birdseye: .
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Gentlemen: Remember that you're evil during College, you're always punished like recall at the japan fields and in the national usa esports tourneys.
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Kokonoe: very recent.
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Shodan14: Menang returned, so who really controls anime now?
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And a NYC vending machine ban is causing some sort of existential crisis on XMonkey

~!~NYC Mayor bans soda vending machine vending machine

fluffydelusions:
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Transistor: Good, I had legitimately never even thought of vending machines. I mean I'd survive but I'd get bored and not want to change my mind.
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ElectricBlanketFire: Who cleans them?
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Charizard: I'm 100% in favor of what NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio is banning.
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VectorPrime: I'm still waiting for the time when vending machines are less intrusive than ever before. Again.
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entremet: As in, more jobs to be created for workers, yet less jobs are created, since more jobs will be acclimated to the change.
As long as people stay employed.
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Casual: You only see businesses move to the streets when the city is full.
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CarpeDeezNutz: No, i can't see them moving because of how distracting they are.
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XMonkey: That's something that I've noticed, can't shake that. When I walk through a store with a soda I don't slow down and stare longingly at the guy behind a soda machine that's lined up or whatever, I can't help but feel unnerved. I can't see their intentions, I can't sense the chaos, I'm just taking it day at time.

Twstr709 · Apr 19, 2019

Era's new tagline: Eat Ass

Menome · Apr 19, 2019

Pooh said:
Menome : I have Vietnam Dad Trump with me. The bastard had a host of girls/girlfriends, they were basically side slices. Trump got caught as if searching for the best sexual leaders for a President.

The full transcript of what occurred is behind those thick black lines in the Mueller Report.

I barely ever post in the Trump threads, so goodness knows why the AI chose this topic for me.

Grenouille · Apr 19, 2019

Are we posters getting replaced eventually

KillstealWolf · Apr 19, 2019

What is the best food you've ever had?
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KillstealWolf: Ive had asparagus/fried/roasted honey/fried cantaloupe slices. There's also bread and eggs and bread.
I won't ever go back to normal foods unless I have trouble breathing.
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I'll call you if I start having trouble breathing after eating Egg Sandwiches and Fried Cantaloupe slices diped in Honey and Asparagus.

Also have.

AmazonReviews audited a handful of well-known digital services, some law enforcement sites YouTubers, and even tech support websites
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KillstealWolf: Threads about copyright infringement are like thread dumps.
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Max|Payne · Apr 19, 2019

These are all the threads I'm in.
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ERA has some strong opinions on umbrellas:

~!~What's the best folding umbrella, and is it just for a guardrails?

Maxey: I've only just bought one of these and would love to try any other brands, but I've been really drawn to the folding umbrella concept to some degree from reading some of the books I've owned that suggest this.
While I can't say that I know 100% which one to get, they're generally available at a good price if you want out of one big umbrella.
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Fulminator: I feel like as an umbrella enthusiast I would like to keep watching this sort of thing
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maxxpower: No, they are the cheap version of the basic ones.
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captive: Lmao I support umbrellas, but legit for next to no reason now.
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shnurgleton: Making umbrella PCs is like watching a big Jim Croce marathon at the very least
Anyways I mean are these just in case? Or gimmicks??
I remember reading the paper umbrella is really great.
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Bear: I'm not going to post the pics since I have no photos. Just the title of the thread and the personal opinions of five takeaways.
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xxracerxx: Whats your area using for An/Polar Weather umbrellas?
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Sir Guts: I'm holding out until I can get a passport with An and Pinona I'm Knew and Used Umbrella Sups. I'm Meaning if I don't fuck up the umbrellas you know but their cords dividing the cord in one end and closing the other end out of the spring and slipping in another
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FRANKEINSTEIN: Eyewatching!
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maxxpower: Came to post this. If only there was something on ERA with some tutorials that could help me find list and whatnot.

IMO, STDs are just failed jokes

~!~AGreed on 3pm: Let's want out, gorefest

Mondy: Spoiler warning for violence and violence if old or if we have a large amount, respect the victims
Hitler speeches (and violence) about what 2pm brings to his opponents and their pain at the smell of the waste they get stashed at moments like that.
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PlayALLTheGames: 3pm: HBO/Netflix/AVENGERS NOW and any mass murder from 1983 or so is usually a good day now.
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Lupercal: That kills me every time. I know how smart most people live.
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BWoog: 3:53pm: Earthquakes are out and about in my head
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Fantastapotamus: Something is up when they get fucked over in the midwest :(
Good for the victims to get what they need
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TheFireman: I'm so chonky about cutting the shit outta Middle East, lol. The world about to kick our asses out
Jesus Christ America!
The thought of being shot down over Middle Eastern Wars makes my stomach land me chompy
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shnurgleton: They should kill those olympic team members because they are brutally undressing 10 times the
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Powdered Egg: Corb iron will die on that hill. Loser of the Blacks.
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Maxey: What about the STD virus, herpes, HIV/AIDS?
These jokes failed:
The chilling words of an hour long Associated Press review:

ERA is really enraged over whatever the fuck this is, but don't worry, there's a sugar free version of it!

~!~Those bacon cut up sprays doo the devil

jkm23: Jesus, what fucking evil shit. I just realized what these little things are.
wtf. motherfucking monsters!!!!!!!!??
Let them drink this syrup on day 11/12.
it, what the absolute shit!! Jesus Linda stripped him from the woman he would be his kin. Im so sick and cynical it must have hit fucking close to the bone to even think of oxygen.
fuck you!!
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Juicy Bob: When did they become legal? That's absolutely disgusting.
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Sinfamy: So when do SNAP makers finally start producing these?
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Abstrusity: *sad sigh*
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Skelepuzzle: Which freeze powder is good for your blu rays?
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Samimista: All the way through?! The world seems clean now.
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FireSafetyBear: "God forbid an emergency food is available that's labeled as such"
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Deleted member 1258: Damn hygiene scissors have spyglass shaped grips
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Deleted member 1258: God damnit they're not even making the cut.
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Sampson: Jesus, what evil shit. Look at what distress is poured through. Disgusting, sickening stupidity.
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Maxey: Things changed a few days ago, when Scott R. Blum introduced the sugar free version.
Think about it again, what chocolates has been made with this stuff?

I agree with my AI self here, everything's terrible.

~!~Disney offers to buy Pixar movie Moana from Legendary

BlastProcessing: WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Platy: That is a really bad deal...
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Chaos Legion: That's being blocked as blocking a follow up, not as a confirmation.
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Punished Goku: Not sure why buuuut he just pulls an anime now.
Next?
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Maxey: Everything is bad these days. You're just ahead of the curve with this stuff.
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Khanimus: What the Fuck
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Megatherium: Ben Tramer to Moana is w/e?
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Kuro: Stop creating non-comic book adaptations - Please

Pooh · Apr 19, 2019

entremet talks about the "snack economy"; BrassDragon thinks avocados should be banned; nomango says it's racism; Khanimus has a solution to world hunger

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~!~In Arizona, Banning Avocados Could Save Me. Cuisines and Raisins Eating Themselves. (WSJ)

@entremet: I used to just eat every day. The snack economy is crazy.
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UnpopularBlargh: This is just American greed at work.
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@BrassDragon: If anything Americans are about to stamp out the avocado and other coricina products that need to be banned. People fucking suck.
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nomango: I'm not even American Except people are falling down on new ways to make money. It's racism.
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Wulfric: Fuck avocado and their greediness.
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Khanimus: Time to swallow our bags of flesh.
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hordak: people are greedy but they live in a society who can at best petty outrage magnitudes at best
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Dardan Sandiego: What a heavy handed ban to cut out whole avocado. Instead of demolishing it, ban it just to refresh it!
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Zelas: I always wondered why Aunt Alice was so against banning cilantro and other dried nectar based fast food utensils like mmmm
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Helio: They did it ho
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julia crawford · Apr 19, 2019

John Kowalski: OP what the fuck is this called

I can see it.

John Kowalski: lmao how to make super is, you know how cook fucking eggs on 1 pot? you don't even have a lamin cooker so you need like an electric burner or fry broiler it!! still havent even STARTed a proper lamin cooker lol

Pretty good!

CoolOff · Apr 19, 2019

Pooh said:
Here we learn that Git is asked to look at stuff by identical twins a lot, @Maraneus doesn't believe anything that doesn't come from their 9 year old, and Butch doesn't believe the hype about "stone cold students"

~!~I used to think this was true

Meanwhile, ERA believes that every movie ever made is in the MCU... from Rocky IV to Wizard of Oz

~!~Favorite movie in the MCU (no spoilers)

"(obligatory pump the penis again cliche)"

Pooh · Apr 19, 2019

OK so uh... AI version of anime ERA is scary

~!~Females and the best anime ever are one and the same

SolVanderlyn: If you don't know the term, it's the term kids refers to when the opposite gender (or even a person in general) is the center of attention. No guys, Yaoi girls, let's talk about 8 year old girls.
No context, or unrealistic expectations. No judgement. Just good.
Females: This is me, my imagination is just a mirage. Are you from a region with lots of rare anime?
Edit: I'm younger than 11, I think because I just beat someone in a flash game last month.
And then we have Fems for someone else. Where does magical girl run go?
-Or, more accurately older females and younger men.
- or
Sometimes you just want to feel 1. These are my guesses.
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Kastenessen: Ten years is enough time for both women or men, is all I'm saying.
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-Le Monde-: Hey damnit. To think the hottest anime of all time existed at age 21...
What a grand debut.
I'll also share the story of Berry from My Hero Academia. Don't even cry pedopho.
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Richter1887: Welcome to the hottest girl on the internet.
Congrats on being 21.
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RochHoch: A.D DS is also one.
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hotcyder: this is my favorite post ever
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Kewlmyc: Congrats to all on the hottest girl! Your genitalia and all of her limbs look so damn close
Princess Mononoke was strong|
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AlteredBeast: Tbh, gen've should be in a seperate world. Gen'ers in a tabloid.
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astro: Wait a genhas?
Don't get your hopes up OP, this isn't really the first time I've heard that.
Okay.
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Thewonandonly: All I know is I JUST WENT OUT OF A MOVIE ON ANIME!!!
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CoolOff said:
"(obligatory pump the penis again cliche)"

I am STILL dying laughing from that one lol

I trained an AI on thousands of EtcetEra thread *conversations* and it has thoughts on *everything*

Never read a comic in his life

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Woke up, got a money tag, swears a lot

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