I tried an avocado toast today...
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Avacados are disgusting out of the box anyway. Putting them on toast just makes it worse.
I know people who put mayo on toast. I know people who eat mayo out of a jar. I also know people who put pineapples on pizza. All of them are no longer people I associate with.
I know people who put mayo on toast. I know people who eat mayo out of a jar. I also know people who put pineapples on pizza. All of them are no longer people I associate with.
Bro put some salt, pepper, scrambled eggs and sriracha on that joint and you'll be eating like a KING. Throw a few cold cuts in there if your feeling fancy.
Avocado toast by itself is blah. If I have it, it's usually with some nice ham, maybe a fried egg and some cracked pepper. The bread doesn't make a huge difference - so go with whatever.
Seasoning bro. Sprinkle and mash a bit of cilantro, cumin, black pepper, red pepper, garlic powder, salt, and msg into it. Quite delicious and satisfying for how easy it is.
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You are someone I would associate with because I would hate everything you just described. What in the hell is pineapple doing on pizza? Why not put watermelon while you're at it?
Wait I'm confused... is Avocado Toast some new sort of avocado flavoured bread? Or is it just this:
Because if it's the latter then FTFY that shit has and always will be amazing.
Because if it's the latter then FTFY that shit has and always will be amazing.
There's no strict definition but I've seen various dates between the mid 90s and early 2000s used as the endpoint for births in the generation.
I've never seen this level of hate for avocados. I'm going to guess you're all from Not-California.
Wait I'm confused... is Avocado Toast some new sort of avocado flavoured bread? Or is it just this:
Because if it's the latter then FTFY that shit has and always will be amazing.
It's the photo you posted. It's very good!
Does it not have something to do with experiencing the millennium as a defining point in your youth?
Now we're getting somewhere. You don't just slap some avocado on dry bread. You season it just as you would any other food.
No clue. I should probably do a deep dive some day and learn more.
You guys don't seem to have tasted farmers market avocado before. That shit is delicious and doesn't need any seasoning.
As an Australian who has been eating avocado on toast (not "an avocado toast", would you say "a peanut butter toast"?) since infancy, watching this meme develop has been a bit odd. So, in recent years there has been a trend of "smashed avo" in Australian cafes, which was generally avocado, toast and something else like eggs or haloumi or feta etc... usually with salad or dressing. Some out-of-touch moron went on TV saying that if young people stopped spending $20 on smashed avo and $10 on coffees every weekend they'd have no trouble affording homes in some of the most overpriced housing markets in the world. In the transition to global internet meme these bits of context have been lost and it's turned into something about how avocado on toast is a new dish that millennials invented and because avocados are expensive they can't afford houses, which is a slightly stupider argument than the original one about getting brunch at cafes.
Anyway, vegemite and avocado on toast is an amazing combination.
Anyway, vegemite and avocado on toast is an amazing combination.
