If you are in a relationship look at your partner and realize they have thoughts and dreams...

[Slayven]

And odds are at some point in life they pooped their pants despite years of being pooty trained

 

[astro]

6 minutes to go, you had to squeeze one in.

 

[subpar spatula]

The ghost giving oral thread already won the weekend.

 

[Boy]

Jokes on you, girls don't fart or poop.

 

[Threadkular]

In the extent of a long relationship there's a chance someone is going to have an emergency situation that could go poorly. Relationships are about trust.

 

[Walter White Walker]

They don't, they're just a major NPC.

 

[julia crawford]

Can you even love someone if they haven't pooped their pants?

 

[Slayven]

In the extent of a long relationship there's a chance someone is going to have an emergency situation that could go poorly. Relationships are about trust.

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One good thing about a relationship, someoneto get your emergency pants

 

[ILikeFeet]

6 minutes to go, you had to squeeze one in.

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I think you mean squeeze one out

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

How hard is it to find a spot by the side of the road, drop trou and shit. Use some leaves or shit to wipe your ass

C'mon people this is easy. Speaking from experience here

 

[TAJ]

I made it to my 30s still thinking that the time I had to shit in a New Orleans alley when I was 20 was the closest I would ever come to shitting my pants.

 

[astro]

I think you mean squeeze one out

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I was hoping someone would take the set up... lol

 

[TAJ]

How hard is it to find a spot by the side of the road, drop trou and shit. Use some leaves or shit to wipe your ass

C'mon people this is easy. Speaking from experience here

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The countryside is easy mode.

 

[EraldoCoil]

Sharts can happen to anyone.....anyone.

 

[Dark Knight]

They don't, they're just a major NPC.

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Do your interactions with them change which ending you get?

 

[PersonAndStuff]

Get youself a girl who will tell you about the time she pooped her pants.

 

[Dali]

Pooty trained?

Like "sa da tay my damie?"

 

[Daingurse]

Get youself a girl who will tell you about the time she pooped her pants.

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Then you will have found true love, like I have.

 

[mentok15]

Can you even love someone if they haven't pooped their pants?

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More poop = more love.

Two girls, one heart ❤️

 

[Christian]

How does one get "pooty trained?"

 

[Benzychenz]

My gf had diarrhoea and slightly pooped herself just a couple days ago. It's all g. Shit happens.

 

[PlateOfShrimp]

Will do after they're asleep so it won't be awkward.

 

[Red Comet]

Yes, I witnessed it and it was the greatest day of my life.

 

[metal]

The ghost giving oral thread already won the weekend.

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Wait what? Lol

 

[Huntersknoll]

In the extent of a long relationship there's a chance someone is going to have an emergency situation that could go poorly. Relationships are about trust.

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I've been there. Still with her five years later. Why she puts up with my BS I'll never know.

 

[mnk]

How hard is it to find a spot by the side of the road, drop trou and shit. Use some leaves or shit to wipe your ass

C'mon people this is easy. Speaking from experience here

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Using shit to wipe your ass seems counterintuitive.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Pete Wisdom's death has rotted your brain

 

[Schlorgan]

What did you drink this time?

 

[Gentlemen]

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