It's a shame that farts are so taboo
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My wife and I feel really bad for couples who won't fart in front of each other. It's a great source of comedy for us.
My parents have never farted in front of each other in forty years. My brother's girlfriend refuses to do it and says that "as soon as you fart in front of each other, that's when you know the romance is dead."
My parents have never farted in front of each other in forty years. My brother's girlfriend refuses to do it and says that "as soon as you fart in front of each other, that's when you know the romance is dead."
I feel bad for couples that won't fart on each other.
I know a guy who has been with his gf (now wife) for ten years and he's never farted in front of her. Well, once in his sleep. But he refuses to.
My SO has told me she doesn't care if I fart in front of her but I don't because my farts are revolting. Like evacuate the house bad.
Yeah farts are gross. My ex's dad used to Farr and stink up the whole living room. Whole family just laughed. No excuse me or anything smh. Then another ex got mad because she had never heard me fart? Like why in the world would you get mad about that?
Wtf?
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I guess I'm lucky, mine aren't usually smelly. (Her's definitely are. Haha)
If I was in charge, all farts would smell like fresh coffee.
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True story, the first few years of our relationship I wouldn't fart in front of my wife either. She kept complaining about it, saying I should feel comfortable enough around her to do it. Still, I refused.
Then one day she was really sad about something, like inconsolable. I tried everything to cheer her up but she continued to lay on the bed and cry into a pillow. All out of options, I finally granted her wish and let one rip in front of her.
Her sadness immediately turned to giddy laughter. I had saved the day, with my ass. :P
Once when I worked at OfficeMax I had a coworker that had the most hellacious farts and he popped them off constantly. We were hanging out in the break room and he fired a couple off. A few minutes later another coworker came in and remarked that "the soup smells good."
This is what Hallmark should be making movies about
Lmao
My partner and I laugh at your close-mindedness. Fart away, brethren!
Mine smell like Old Spice
Seriously my farts are awesome. They've been known to heal the sick and drive out demons
Seriously my farts are awesome. They've been known to heal the sick and drive out demons
I know everyone farts I just don't want to be reminded of that fact every time someone has to fart so imma vote for continuing to make it taboo so that people control themselves and fart privately so the rest of us can live our lives in peace
This guy gets it.
Be respectful and take your fart in another room.
I am not really interested in the intimate bodily functions of any other human being.
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They're like the first joke. I can imagine our cave-dwelling ancestors, before the invention of any languages, pissing themselves around the campfire as they let rip. I'm proud to carry on that tradition.
Naw...dated a very athletic and nutrition conscious vegan. Particularly gassy.
When I used to lay in bed, and my girlfriend would lay on my chest.. if she said something smart/mean.. I would pull the covers up to my neck and trap her under with rest of our bodies and threaten to fart. "Apologize!"
Of course I never did fart in that scenario or would, because I don't EVEN want to think about what would happen after. Even if I f'd up and accidentally let out a small pop. š¬
farting is hilarious tbh its a shame its considered so taboo in the west
My ex and i would fart around each other all the time and crack up about it
My ex and i would fart around each other all the time and crack up about it
I wouldn't go out of my way to farther in front of anyone... but we don't fart shame in this house. It's like getting mad at someone for not running out of the room to sneeze.
As long as you aren't aiming at someone and you say "excuse me" is just being a human.
As long as you aren't aiming at someone and you say "excuse me" is just being a human.
