You did the right thing, it was a sexy scenario, what if you fart-trap her and she gets turned on?
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It's a shame that farts are so taboo
- Thread starter julia crawford
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In your own home, sure. I promise you if I unleashed some mammoth gas you wouldn't be laughing.
I love broccoli. I love Brussels sprouts. You don't want this smoke.
I love broccoli. I love Brussels sprouts. You don't want this smoke.
Wait..... has anyone conducted a study to see if COVID can be transferred through farts?
I'm sure there would be someone else who would appreciate her new found taste.
I would just be holding her back in enjoying life to the fullest.... or else I feel she'd cheat on me, if I didn't give her those sweet loving farts nightly.
That's so weird, I've heard the exact opposite
"As soon as you're comfortable farting in front of each other that's when you know she/he's the one"
Also there's barely anything funnier than hearing/smelling a fart and realizing that it was your dog.
Motherfucker sitting there looking at me like "what's wrong brah?" while passing gas
Motherfucker sitting there looking at me like "what's wrong brah?" while passing gas
I wonder what happens if you are married but you one day share a fart with a stranger of the opposite sex. Would that be considered cheating? š¤
They wouldn't be taboo if they didn't smell bad. If they didn't smell like anything they'd be like a funny sneeze.
I appreciate my wife not being very gassy or not farting around me.
I find it gross, and juvenile. Couples who fart at each other and laugh about it are the absolute worst.
"Everyone farts dont deny it" its not a denial just an acceptance that its gross and doing gross things to your SO for a laff is immature. Especially when it involves fecal matter. If it happens nbd but a small bit of restraint goes a long way in me not thinking you're selfish and gross on this matter lol.
I find it gross, and juvenile. Couples who fart at each other and laugh about it are the absolute worst.
"Everyone farts dont deny it" its not a denial just an acceptance that its gross and doing gross things to your SO for a laff is immature. Especially when it involves fecal matter. If it happens nbd but a small bit of restraint goes a long way in me not thinking you're selfish and gross on this matter lol.
Breh, my wife and I fart during sex. Yeah I can't imagine being with an SO and never farting I front of each other.
it's a shame you can't just break out a microscope and show people the fecal matter discharged into your pants when you fart
that might change everything
that might change everything
I once farted near the entrance of Argos while checking the catalogue, a couple walked in and I heard the guy whisper to his girlfriend "someone's shit in here". Proud moment.
To be fair, it was fucking rancid.
To be fair, it was fucking rancid.
My son is 10 months old and I'm just waiting for the day he understands and laughs at farts.
When I was in 8th grade I turned to someone in class and said, "Hey watch me flex my gluteus maximus." I then pushed out as hard as I could by accident instead of flexing and farted so loud. Everyone thought it was so funny. What a day to remember.
When I was in 8th grade I turned to someone in class and said, "Hey watch me flex my gluteus maximus." I then pushed out as hard as I could by accident instead of flexing and farted so loud. Everyone thought it was so funny. What a day to remember.
I don't think they're funny.
But it's also not healthy to hold on to them.
Just open a window and excuse yourself if smells.
But it's also not healthy to hold on to them.
Just open a window and excuse yourself if smells.
The sound of farts and the subsequent reactions will always make me laugh like an idiot. The smell on the other hand is disgusting.
Do people really go to the toilet just so they don't have to far in the same room as their SO? Unless your diet is so bad you're farting every 5 minutes that seems crazy.
The less often it happens the crazier it is? Seems backwards to me. If I had to fart every 5 mins i probably would not put in the effort to leave the room.
But once a while if I get one that'll be uncomfortable? Just let it go while I'm picking up or next piss break.
Farts are funny as hell, some people are real sensitive to bad smells though so imo it's the polite thing to do to like go into another room or something or at least give a warning. If I know I gotta let one go I'll just go into another room so my wife doesn't have to smell it, I'd feel like an asshole subjecting someone else to a bad smell, it's the same deal with putting on too much cologne or putting fish in the microwave at work.
I don't get the same courtesy extended to me lol, half the time I get into bed and pull the covers over myself and BAM there was something cooking in that oven for me
I don't get the same courtesy extended to me lol, half the time I get into bed and pull the covers over myself and BAM there was something cooking in that oven for me
My dog's farts are so fucking bad he gets up and leaves the room
Doesn't have to be the toilet necessarily, could just be another room or like further away to get out of the smell zone. I don't think that's bad, right? it's just courtesy, most people don't like smelling bad stuff
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My wife and I sometimes try to out fart the other on closer quarters.
Yall holding it in are doing bad on your digestive system/ relationship
Edit/add: wife does have advantage of not being able to smell well, but that means I truly win when she gets a whiff
Yall holding it in are doing bad on your digestive system/ relationship
Edit/add: wife does have advantage of not being able to smell well, but that means I truly win when she gets a whiff
"Excuse me dear, may I query you for a moment's sake?"
"Yeah what's up?"
"Darling, now I must forewarn you, the precipitating proclamation I speak of henceforth decrees a level of tact I will do my best to uphold. Now that that is out of the way, let us speak together of (shudders) what the common-folk colloquially refer to as (shuddering increases) "farts". In my estimation, and I do believe it is a wise one, such an undignified matter has no place betwixt these hallowed walls of our mutual domicile. I caution you, nay, I BEG you, keep these... matters strictly verboten lest my sensibilities suffer a grave injustice!"
"Rips a huge fucking fart"
"THINE HATH SLAYED MEEEEE!"
My wife regularly makes "pull my finger jokes."
But then she gets super uppity when I rip one in bed.
I'm like damn lady, "Live a little."
But then she gets super uppity when I rip one in bed.
I'm like damn lady, "Live a little."
Me and the wife regularly fart in front of each other. Tis life and it's nothing to be ashamed and of.
"I fart in your general direction!"
"I fart in your general direction!"
I can't imagine getting up and going to the bathroom every time you need to fart around your SO. What if I'm comfy on the couch? Or laying down comfy in bed? I have my limits though sure. This girl I was dating for about 4 years farted in my LAP once when we were sitting up cuddling. She thought it was hilarious. I didn't let on how irritated I was about it. But I could not believe it in my very own lap I was so disgusted. She wasn't really like that so it really stood out as odd.
i don't think they're funny or need to be celebrated or anything (or at least not since i was 12) but i find it weird such a perfunctory body function everybody freaks out over. like somebody in an hallway or elevator does it... well, ok? why freak out over 10 seconds of unpleasantness
"But I could not believe it in my very own lap" bwahahahahha!