Not to mention that JP3 is a (mostly)drag of a movie(with a few good things about it) that's also a huge cash in and seemed unfinished. In fact the deleted scenes and ideas sounded much better than what they went with for that movie.People putting JP3 above JW and JW2 should re-watch JP3. It's really bad, way worse than you might remember. The Spino is cool though but the Kirbys are by far the most annoying people in the entire franchise.
Jurassic Park - Adaptation (and improvement of) classic novel
The Lost World - Kinda bad Adaptation of kinda bad JP novel
JP3 - Some leftover residue from JP novels, and bad fanfic
JW - Bad fanfic, adaptation of the JP Chaos Effect action figure line
JW2 - Shittiest fanfic and shittiest aspects of the Chaos Effect toyline
JW3: Megaton shitfire fanfic(????) (no island or park now), adaptation of Dino Riders??????
It's part of her motivation to let the dinosaurs go, or at least that's how I interpreted her saying "they're alive, like me"
- Edit: Almost forgot - the girl is a clone - cool! But wait, you don't do anything interesting with it!!
That was so stupid. As if a fucking Brachisaurus knows what a ship is and that it could have gotten away with it.You have that Isla Nublar destruction setpiece, which I loved, and then the Brachiosaurus dying in a spectacular fashion, which was a great use of symbolism.
Eh. I saw it more as the island us covered with metric fucktons of lava, so its natural instincts like all the other dinos was to reach the shore. I mean even if it was going to die, its too stupid to realize that and just sit there waiting for the lava to burn it to crisps.That was so stupid. As if a fucking Brachisaurus knows what a ship is and that it could have gotten away with it.
T-Rex fucking shit up down in Arizona might just save Jurassic World 3. I mean I want majestic dinos on a spooky island as much as the next guy and enjoy a more chillax popcorn film, but on the other hand if they go full blockbuster and completely destroy any goodwill the franchise has, might as well go down the so bad its good route.The raptor realising it was gas and about to ignite then jumping out of the room just in time to avoid the explosion like she was frickin' John McClane.... lol.
Bad enough the movie already has one unlikable 'action' star in Owen, now the Dinosaur is doing that stuff too.
When invincible unarmed Owen was judo-chopping all the bad guys with their electric sticks and guns I was just sitting there thinking remember when Alan Grant done a backflip onto the T-Rex and roundhouse kicked it into the Triceratops poo?? I like popcorn junk movies, I just wish JP could be more, have some heart again with characters I cared about like the original did.
I knew it from the trailer but it still bothered me, WE DONT WANT TO SEE DINOSAURS DROWNING AND BURNING UP IN LAVA K THX.
I didn't even hate hate the movie overall like I did JW, I just feel.... indifferent to it. JP is my fav movie ever and I love Dinosaurs, I'm not sure how I even feel regarding these new ones.
At least the T-Rex survived. *hugs T-Rex*
Nope, I noticed it too. Probably completely coincidental, but that's probably part of why I didn't find the "do clones deserve to exist" question the movie posited out of nowhere, since I'd encountered it before in other media.So, I just got back.
Am I the only one who thought this movie shared some really obvious similarities to, of all things, the first Pokémon movie?
Including Mewtwo's origin story (that was added later to the first movie mind you):
-The antagonist of both movies is a genetically altered clone/hybrid whatever created by obvious evil villains for WORLD DOMINATIONZ
-The primary setting of both movies is a creepy secluded mansion during a storm
-A little 10 year old clone girl is introduced who was created by one of the geneticists because her life was tragically cut short
-Clone/hybrid scuffles with its originator/predecessor in a big battle
-Both movies tackle whether the newly genetically created creatures have the right to live just as "God made" beings do.
-A major clone character leads the other clones to freedom to be out in the real world.
I'm not complaining or anything, but I thought it was kind interesting to bring up. Just my reading.
Otherwise...I actually kind of enjoyed it. I mean, it's not "good", but it's plenty of dumb fun. I'd definitely watch this over, say, The Last Airbender.
Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a bad movie.
No this was a bad, awful movie regardless of what it was trying to be.
Where did I say that? I'll never tell someone what to like or dislike, I like plenty of bad games/movies.I take it your place in this thread now is just to tell people they're wrong if they say they liked it? :P
I like Pratt in these movies. He's got a natural charm about him. I think would be a good fit for Indiana Jones or something.
But then you wouldn't have the military guys being idiots and revealing themselves as evil instead of just avoiding trouble and listen to the raptor expertThe movie should have cut the volcano.
It should have been baddies taking dinos to sell them, and Owen and co. trying to step in for their well being. Keep it to the auction, mansion horror, and breakout.
Can I just bring up how utterly hilarious the death of James Cromwell's character was?
I mean, the main villain goes to get the phone to "set everything right", which is conveniently placed on a fluffy pillow.
The instant they showed that, I immediately joked in my head "Nah man, just suffocate him with the pillow. It's right there."
SURE ENOUGH...
I actually threw my hands up in the air when that turned out to be the case.
I felt like this movie was a dinosaur version of Resident Evil.
I dug it.
Goodwill, lol. The last two movies are by far the best selling entries in the franchise. They are doing everything right.T-Rex fucking shit up down in Arizona might just save Jurassic World 3. I mean I want majestic dinos on a spooky island as much as the next guy and enjoy a more chillax popcorn film, but on the other hand if they go full blockbuster and completely destroy any goodwill the franchise has, might as well go down the so bad its good route.
If you put this on Reddit under "JW2 shamelessly ripped off Pokemon: The First Movie" you'd probably get a billion upvotes.So, I just got back.
Am I the only one who thought this movie shared some really obvious similarities to, of all things, the first Pokémon movie?
Including Mewtwo's origin story (that was added later to the first movie mind you):
-The antagonist of both movies is a genetically altered clone/hybrid whatever created by obvious evil villains for WORLD DOMINATIONZ
-The primary setting of both movies is a creepy secluded mansion during a storm
-A little 10 year old clone girl is introduced who was created by one of the geneticists because her life was tragically cut short
-Clone/hybrid scuffles with its originator/predecessor in a big battle
-Both movies tackle whether the newly genetically created creatures have the right to live just as "God made" beings do.
-A major clone character leads the other clones to freedom to be out in the real world.
I'm not complaining or anything, but I thought it was kind interesting to bring up. Just my reading.
Otherwise...I actually kind of enjoyed it. I mean, it's not "good", but it's plenty of dumb fun. I'd definitely watch this over, say, The Last Airbender.
Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a bad movie.
It's like witnessing trainwreck, but instead of calling for help you instead decide to venture into the wreckage. At first it doesn't seem too bad, maybe a minor derailment at most...but then you go further down the track. The horror of what you're seeing become much worse than you'd ever imagined with almost everyone still in their seats being a casualty.
When you get to the end, you find the body of the conductor face-down and ass-up with his pants and underwear pulled off towards his feet, blood drips trickling from his anus; and now you just want to exact revenge on whomever the FUCK is responsible.
People said that about World and I didn't see it, but I felt he was very off in this one at times.