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M&M's announces an "indefinite pause" on their spokescandies, announces Maya Rudolph as new spokesperson.
- Thread starter Empyrean Cocytus
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she's not nearly as minty as before either. We had to end things.
the real problem for racist ass tucker carlson is they took the sexy shoes away from the white-coded green M&M and gave them to the black-coded brown m&m
he will fantasize about a cartoon candy character's high heels, but not a black one's.
What would really suck would be everyone convincing themselves it's a work for the Super Bowl and then it's not lol
IIRC woke queer lefties already got Tony years ago when they had to like suspend his Twitter activity because so many furries were trying to fuck him
Red: Smartass
Yellow: Himbo
Blue: Cool
Orange: Anxious
Green: Sexy lesbian
Brown: Sexy lesbian
Purple: new, not sure, likely member of the LGBTQ+ community since she was created to promote inclusivity and flipping the status quo
IIRC woke queer lefties already got Tony years ago when they had to like suspend his Twitter activity because so many furries were trying to fuck him
Only Orange is worried and being anxious is his single character trait, and has been ever since they changed him to pretzel filling instead of crispy. Possibly even back when he was crispy too.
Red: Smartass
Yellow: Himbo
Blue: Cool
Orange: Anxious
Green: Sexy lesbian
Brown: Sexy lesbian
Purple: new, not sure, likely member of the LGBTQ+ community since she was created to promote inclusivity and flipping the status quo
Except to save it duh
...This was worth a segment on his shitty show? The "sexy" shoes of the female M&M's? I didn't even notice the difference at first, but even after seeing it, who gives a shit? Well chuds obviously, but it amazes me that something as dumb as this pisses them off.
What else do Republicans have to talk about on their shows outside of culture war bullshit? They have zero political/economic/etc platforms to help their constituents, it's just outrage and owning the libs
SpankyDoodle
they weren't trying to cancel him tho, they just wanted to spanky his doodle.
BIG KELLOGS took away their nude buff tiger man meat away from twitter because they couldn't handle the fact they created something with so much raw sex appeal that people became instantly thirsty at the thought of him.
won't someone please think of the horny on mains at twitter?
they weren't trying to cancel him tho, they just wanted to spanky his doodle.
BIG KELLOGS took away their nude buff tiger man meat away from twitter because they couldn't handle the fact they created something with so much raw sex appeal that people became instantly thirsty at the thought of him.
won't someone please think of the horny on mains at twitter?
Oh true good point
And also yes seriously please, they only have one need and a well balanced breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
Yeah this is all they live for at this point.
And all of the right-wing hosts try to one-up each other on perceived slights to keep people angry. It's just pathetic, really.
Honestly I'm a little tired of these companies engaging the right like this...the right complain about everything no matter how innocuous and "playing along" like this seems to be just reinforces their audience's notion (who are presumably believing it and aremt grifting like the hosts) that they're under attack.
I would just ignore them.
I would just ignore them.
I still can't figure out if this account is an elaborate troll job or not
Literally had to look at the date to make sure I wasn't somehow on April 1.
This is a goofy decision if it's legit and not some marketing stunt. And I would ALWAYS rather have fictional, fun-looking characters as mascots/spokespeople than a real person/celebrity.
This is a goofy decision if it's legit and not some marketing stunt. And I would ALWAYS rather have fictional, fun-looking characters as mascots/spokespeople than a real person/celebrity.
Any mark thinking this is "real" doesn't know it's a work when you work a work and is working themselves into a shoot.
This is a (not particularly long) build for their Super Bowl ad.
This is a (not particularly long) build for their Super Bowl ad.
Everything about him is just so gross. Even if the M&M thing is some work for a Super Bowl Ad commercial, the fact that this guy is getting an ounce of pleasure out of it just bothers me.
I knew Maya pre-SNL so regardless of this corporate nonsense I'm glad she's getting that brand money.
They passed a law I recall in some State recently thay women can't have exposed arms in capitol buildings.
And a lot of right wing folks are suddenly talking about women being too distracting in the workplace.
The issue here is that Carlson knows this is ridiculous and stupid. He doesn't spend a moment of his free time thinking about this. But the people that follow this Twitter account are hanging on his every word on their marching orders over what to be outraged about next.
It's fucking sad. We're surrounded by morons.
This is pretty clearly going to lead to a Super Bowl commercial, so people need to chill with this whole 'they bowed to the right' lolo
…Which one is supposed to be the lesbian one?
…Which one is supposed to be the lesbian one?
How the hell did I not know that was her in the Rentals? So I'm guessing that was her in That Dog too lol
This entire forum exists because people care about fictional characters so not sure that's an improvement over the original
I'm sorry what
Green and Brown are lesbian with each other and IIRC one of them (I think Green?) is Trans
Edit: goddammit I thought I was editing sorry to double post
My conspiracy theory is that every bit of this was planned. Tucker's team agreed to do a bit about the green M&M after Mars changed the design so they could do all of this.
She wasn't in That Dog, that was the Haden sisters, but she played live with the Rentals in the Return of the Rentals era, there's some really cool recordings of that tour with her singing with Matt floating around... look for Excellent Stocking Stuffer. She sings on the best song from Seven More Minutes, My Head Is In The Sun (co-written by Rivers!).
AMC is still running the same fake movie ad starring the M&Ms that's been out there for like five years now, so I'm not buying this.
he can't, apparently they're both lesbians. completely denied.
There ain't no way M&Ms is teaming up with a known White Supremacist for a Super Bowl ad.
they changed the green? MnMs from high heels to shoes and boomers got mad about it
you know the usual ''poLitiCal cOrRectNeSs ruIninG eVerYthInG'' energy over candy shoes
Green and Brown are lesbian with each other and IIRC one of them (I think Green?) is Trans
Edit: goddammit I thought I was editing sorry to double post
Clearly I am behind on my M&M's lore.
He's not going to show up in the Super Bowl Ad itself but the conspiracy is that Tucker Carlson is actually a paid heel. He's supposed to whine about all this so that M&Ms comes out looking like the good guys.
I getcha. But they're characters in ads; i.e., they only exist to sell you a product to pad the bank accounts of billionaires. I can't wrap my brain around developing an attachment to such decidedly cynical creations as that.