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Maybe ghosts are real but since gravity doesn't affect them they are now lost in space

julia crawford

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I mean think through it. If ghosts can fly and go through walls... when you die you would probably just fall through everything no longer affected by gravity and matter and you would just shoot off into space with and there is zero chance you would be able to move at the same speed as earth so you're basically left to slowly wander in space forever. And that's assuming you maintain momentum when you die... if you don't you are instantly motionless and earth is moving away from you at millions of miles per hours or whatever.

So i think we're maybe just leaving space ghosts everywhere the planet goes. Can you imagine. They're all basically alone in space forever and without any point of reference and everything moves way too fast to actually reach any place.
 
DECK’ARD

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jerf

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......space ghost

This kind of stuff is way more fun than boring ass the earth is flat conspiracy's
 
Chikor

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This is so silly.
Just because they are lighter than air that doesn't mean that gravity doesn't effect them.

I guess that what you get when you keep cutting paraphysics education funding.
 
AnansiThePersona

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Humans have died for a long time. I think all the smart dudes who are now ghosts built a ghost gravity machine to deal with this issue
 
Commodore64

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But maybe our souls are driven out of our bodies because of the steady expansion of the universe. WHOA
 
I Wanna Be The Guy

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Either Ghosts exist and magic dictates they can do whatever the hell they want, or ghosts don't exist and science prevails. It's magic or science. You can't have both.
 

blodtann

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1. If ghosts can walk through matter, how can they also interact with it?
2. As a ghost, you escaped the seven circles of hell and what not, and all you are able to do is to flicker the lights.
3. Instead of flickering the lights, why don't they grab a gun and start shooting people? Just seems dumb.

Ghosts are 100% not real.
 
Doukou

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They aren't affected by gravity but they are affected by ghost gravity from ghost earth
 
Akira86

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blodtann said:
1. If ghosts can walk through matter, how can they also interact with it?
2. As a ghost, you escaped the seven circles of hell and what not, and all you are able to do is to flicker the lights.
3. Instead of flickering the lights, why don't they grab a gun and start shooting people? Just seems dumb.

Ghosts are 100% not real.
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maybe they're just 100% not psycho.

once they finally figure out how to interact with the tv remote control, everything will mostly quiet down
 
TyrantII

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Nonsense. Everyone knows Ghosts are dark matter, so they fall to the center of the earth (and other gravity wells)
 
Ether_Snake

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Great point. And not only the speed at which the Earth spins around the sun but the sun around the centre of the galaxy and then the galaxy around whatever.

Ghosts don't exist.
 
smurfx

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but what if gravity still has a slight affect on them and they all end up at the center of the earth? what if that's the real hell?
 
andrew

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What if gravity does work on them, but their intangibility means they all get pulled into the core of the earth.

the core of the earth is thousands of ghosts, bored and floating through nickel-iron.
smurfx said:
but what if gravity still has a slight affect on them and they all end up at the center of the earth? what if that's the real hell?
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fuck!
 

SkyOdin

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Ether_Snake said:
Great point. And not only the speed at which the Earth spins around the sun but the sun around the centre of the galaxy and then the galaxy around whatever.

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Counterpoint: there is no absolute frame of reference. There is no such thing as motionless objects in the universe. Sure, everything in the universe is moving relative to everything else, but it really doesn't matter to someone on Earth how fast our galaxy is moving.

Since there is no absolute frame of reference in this universe, and all non-accelerating frames of reference are equally valid, ghosts are free to pick whatever frame of reference they want to stick to. Presuming that ghosts are capable of moving at a reasonable speed in three dimensions, they should have no trouble keeping up with the rotation of the Earth.
 
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