McDonald's will have adult Happy Meals this October

[The Albatross]

thats an ugly box

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It's for kids you goddam grump!


wait...

FUCK it's not for kids, you're right!

Current rumor is that they're bringing back the halloween buckets at the end of October which will bring in far more adults to buy happy meals than this promotion ever will.

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These were my halloween buckets for years as a kid

 

[Big Boss]

Good idea bad execution.

I know it would probably be expensive but if they could do limited runs of some of the 90s happy meals/collectibles , that would have me more interested.

 

[Hound]

Where the fuck are the Halloween buckets, McDonalds?

 

[WaveBird]

Damn, when I saw the four eyes on the toys I was thinking it was a cool Halloween marketing thing vs. a designer thing. I would love an adult happy meal halloween themed!

 

[BigSkinny0310]

They need to bring back the Travis meal. Quarter pounder, fries, nuggets and drink for 6 bucks. Unbeatable

 

[The Namekian]

Cactus Plant Flea Market is a pretty big designer brand that has worked with other brands like Nike and now McDonald's, but also with artists like KAWS or musical artists like Kanye West. This is huge for people who are into designer stuff, but you have to kind of 'get' their brand to find these toys appealing, I guess. I think most of their clothes are ugly, but the toys seem fun to me. I wouldn't be surprised if there's gonna be a big run on these things when they get released.

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Maybe but if they are general release they will be everywhere. I don't think the value will go up anytime soon

 

[odiin]

Is there alcohol in it? Because if not then that's no adult happy meal.

 

[GJ]

Maybe but if they are general release they will be everywhere. I don't think the value will go up anytime soon

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That didn't stop stuff like the Travis Scott meal or the BTS meal being incredibly popular, even though they were regular products that had been on the menu for years.

 

[CaptainNuevo]

I want Birdie. Who is actually a very good McDonalds character contrary to what some would say is canon

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Bullshit.

 

[GreenMonkey]

all they needed were cheap but limited edition rick and morty or animu figures to be a massive success.

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Yeah, like something adult. Or something nostalgic adult, maybe cycle through toys for the older generations, like Transformers/He-man to say, 90s Batman TAS or Tiny Toons to say, Spongebob or whatever millenials have nostalgia for.

I dunno WTF this cactus thing is, McDonalds figures...meh, and WTF is with the eyes.

 

[thewienke]

Yeah, like something adult. Or something nostalgic adult, maybe cycle through toys for the older generations, like Transformers/He-man to say, 90s Batman TAS or Tiny Toons to say, Spongebob or whatever millenials have nostalgia for.

I dunno WTF this cactus thing is, McDonalds figures...meh, and WTF is with the eyes.

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Wish they'd bring back the super small lego sets. Those were the best!

 

[Gengahrrr]

where my Halloween buckets tho?

way too many accounts running around acting like those are already confirmed

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Ah, so it's not just from an income standpoint that most of Era is shockingly out of touch.

 

[Amalthea]

Shouldn't it be called 'Crying in the Shower Meal' and come with unpaid bills or sleeping pills then?

 

[GreenMonkey]

Wish they'd bring back the super small lego sets. Those were the best!

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Yeah would be brilliant too, even just limited edition Lego mini-figures.

 

[Tom Nook]

Gimme the old Transformer toys

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

Bah. Bring back Sexy Hamburglar you cowards.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Z-HXQr5UI

 

[Gabaghoul582]

Current rumor is that they're bringing back the halloween buckets at the end of October which will bring in far more adults to buy happy meals than this promotion ever will.

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If they brought these back or just had a retro line of Halloween toys, I'd buy!

 

[BarryFishFinger]

Why do they all have so many eyes. Wheres Hamburglar. Shit all round.

 

[CountAntonio]

I want a Grimace butt plug.

 

[Musubi]

Where's the Halloween buckets at though?

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October 24th.

 

[Ernest]

Nostalgia's a hell of a drug

 

[wenis]

that's just Ricardo Cavolo art slapped on a toy

 

[Deleted member 11637]

Why do these look like fuckin GoBots-ass knock-offs?

 

[Akira86]

BRING BACK MIGHTY WINGS YOU COWARDS

 

[Hollywood Duo]

what the hell is that

 

[Ramsiege]

I want Birdie. Who is actually a very good McDonalds character contrary to what some would say is canon

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#birdiebirdgade
#justice4birdie

 

[CaptainNuevo]

#birdiebirdgade
#justice4birdie

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No!

This birdie is the most horrific yet. She's a Cthulhu-esque monster. She'll eat our souls! KEEP HER IN HELL WHERE SHE BELONGS!

 

[Joe2187]

Yall will laugh at this and say it's stupid...

and then every single one of you will buy one, and it will be a huge fucking success and cant wait for the next stupid fucking thing you say you'll hate and buy it again.

 

[Walter White Walker]

It's not just relevant, but hyper-relevant extreme for a partnership with some other company I've never heard of and don't give a shit about. Hyper-relevant.

 

[Daysean]

just say classic

 

[Skyshark]

But I specifically buy Happy Meals as an adult for the small portions and the kids toys…

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Then continue buying the regular Happy Meal...

 

[Radd Redd]

I want that Hamburglar.

 

[Shadybiz]

Wow, those are...just awful.

 

[Bengraven]

What no anime figurines? Disappointing.

 

[atomsk eater]

The toys look kinda bleh but I get a 10 piece nugget on the regular anyway so I'll get this at least once.

 

[Astro Cat]

The buckets were what I expected. Not whatever this is.

who requested this? Those "toys" are hideous. I want the costume McNuggets you cowards.

 

[Ramsiege]

No!

This birdie is the most horrific yet. She's a Cthulhu-esque monster. She'll eat our souls! KEEP HER IN HELL WHERE SHE BELONGS!

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You can't stop the Birdieveloution! It is our Queen's time to shine!

 

[Lukar]

I was thinking other kind of "adult."

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The McDildo. McRibbed for extra pleasure.

 

[davepoobond]

cant wait to get my dildos and fleshlights from mcdonalds

 

[Dupy]

It's for kids you goddam grump!


wait...

FUCK it's not for kids, you're right!



These were my halloween buckets for years as a kid

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Same. Which is funny since I cursed the houses that handed out those McDonalds coupons. Almost as bad as pennies.

 

[Mekanos]

Unless they got Goku in there I ain't buying

 

[Distantmantra]

Current rumor is that they're bringing back the halloween buckets at the end of October which will bring in far more adults to buy happy meals than this promotion ever will.

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OH SHIT. I'd take my kid in for one of those. I might still have mine from when I was a kid.

 

[Zombegoast]

Not happy knowing the stress of having a job and having a roof over my head

 

[cjelly]

Current rumor is that they're bringing back the halloween buckets at the end of October which will bring in far more adults to buy happy meals than this promotion ever will.

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Who is buying a Happy Meal for a 1 year old?!

 

[The Real Abed]

I lost my BTTF DeLorean decades ago. I could go for another one of those, McDonalds.

 

[Darkmaigle]

I like the Grimace

 

[Calderc]

Boxes of 150 of the toys are already reselling for $10k.

 

[Aske]

Holy shit this is HYPER RELEVANT to me

 

[meowdi gras]

No$talgia