Meet "The Boss"

[Blackbird]

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[Kyuuji]

fuzzy burr

 

[Doggg]

Big bear!

 

[Psyborg]

I choose the boss

 

[Kinthey]

I assume it was the train who didnt survive

 

[Lady Bow]

absolute unit

 

[nsilvias]

that bear looks chonky

 

[Lulu]

comedyslam where i get all my bear info at

 

[j7vikes]

Got hit by a train and still banging mama bears on the reg?

Boss!

 

[Viewt]

70%?!

 

[Lulu]

Got hit by a train and still banging mama bears on the reg?

Boss!

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they just make shit up for these things you know?

 

[Blackbird]

the typo i made for the "horny" answer makes it sound like a russian pickup line.

 

[Beyond Finality]

70%?!

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Boss is fathering.

 

[Vaern]

Does he know the basics of CQC?

 

[brain_]

But does he break into everyone's houses to steal their food like Hank the Tank

 

[KalBalboa]

Came in expecting some Springsteen jokes.

 

[odiin]

Born down in a dead man's plain, the first kick he took was when he hit that train.

 

[lewismistreated]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arnWU1sWqKw

 

[St. Elmo's Fire]

Absolute unit!

 

[the lizard]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arnWU1sWqKw

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[Anoregon]

The other 30% wish he was their dad

 

[Takamura-San]

Sounds like a challenge

 

[j7vikes]

they just make shit up for these things you know?

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You're just mad because your favorite bear isn't getting it as much as him.

 

[firehawk12]

The Andrew Tate of bears?

 

[Common Knowledge]

He's a big guy.

 

[Surakian]

thique

 

[RobotHaus]

Is this the bear the women all the women have been wanting over men?

 

[Lockheartilly9799]

Ahhh so THIS is the bear I've been looking to choose over men.

 

[Pendas]

This must be the Bear they used for reference in the Elder Scrolls games.

 

[WrenchNinja]

A bear that tough has to be safe.

 

[Tfritz]

I think that gene pool probably needs a bit more diversity, if I'm being honest

 

[Kadzork]

He's a big guy.

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[Infinity Times Two]

I wonder if that says more about the bear population than his sexual appetite.

 

[TheFurizzlyBear]

Eh, he ain't all that, he shits in the woods

 

[julia crawford]

that's not a baby

 

[Sanjuro]

He ran into himself??

 

[Hollywood Duo]

Ol big bear

 

[Gentlemen]

Adult male bears kill cubs so that they can force the female bears back into heat. This is how one particularly resilient bear can be father so many.

 

[Santar]

I think we all know how he survived that train.

 

[Strike]

Legend

 

[pbayne]

They say you're the boss around here

 

[slider]

He's certainly been doin thangs.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

Adult male bears kill cubs so that they can force the female bears back into heat. This is how one particularly resilient bear can be father so many.

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That the most fucked up thing I have read this month, which then made me think of Ghost Dog.

Ghost Dog - The Way Of The Samurai (1999) - In Ancient Cultures Bears Were Considered Equal With Men

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[slider]

Great film, Soapbox Killer - such a mood to it.

Handsome Frank didn't stand a chance.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

Great film, Soapbox Killer - such a mood to it.

Handsome Frank didn't stand a chance.

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I haven't watched Ghost Dog in some 10 years or so I think. About time for a rewatch.

 

[EraldoCoil]

Same as the old boss.

 

[Martinski]

That's a thicc chonker

 

[Lamine]

I wanna pet it

 

[B.K.]

Who's the Boss?

 

[gosublime]

And yet, some people would still think they could take him in a fight.