Moschino Is Selling Dresses Made of Plastic Dry Cleaning Bags for a Hot $735

[malyse]

It appears that the emperor's new clothes are still en vogue — at least, that's the conclusion many are coming to after Moschino's tongue-in-cheek dry cleaning bag dresses hit the retail market this fall.

The dresses, which made their debut as part of creative director Jeremy Scott's trash-themed F/W '17 collection for the Italian fashion house, are made out of transparent polyester that pays homage to dry cleaning garment bags with screen printing that reads "Free pickup and delivery" and a white panel on top that says "We [heart] our customers."

They're currently being sold for a hot $735 as a "cape sheer overlay dress" on Browns Fashion, which is causing exactly the kind of reaction you might expect it to.
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http://time.com/5013401/moschino-dry-cleaning-bag-dresses/

 

[Spamlynguist]

 

[Deleted member 420]

the text ruins it imo

 

[Jarrod38]

Hope the dry cleaners wife doesn't take it out to the movies.

 

[Borgnine]

How do you clean it?

 

[Username1198]

Yo she's caryimg one sock around on a hangar wtf

High fashion?

 

[shnurgleton]

I can understand goofy stuff like this in the runway context but are they actually going to sell these at stores?

 

[Septimus Prime]

This is just avant garde. It'll be en vogue soon enough, just like all that burlap shit.

 

[Just_a_Mouse]

Seems like it would get really hot.

Wait...is that a wire hanger on her head?

 

[Nerdkiller]

Yo she's caryimg one sock around on a hangar wtf

High fashion?

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Not just high fashion...

 

[Username1198]

This reminds me of my last minute science projects when I was a kid.

It's like the designer forgot today was the fashion show, didn't have shit prepared and used some plastic and hangars and made some "fashion." They're prob a billionaire now

 

[Salty Rice]

Thats some shit material.

For 735 bucks i want dresses made of trash bags. This is real high fashion.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Thats some shit material.

For 735 bucks i want dresses made of trash bags.

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Force Flex in case I gain some weight.

 

[SatoAilDarko]

This is just avant garde. It'll be en vogue soon enough, just like all that burlap shit.

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Like I Love Lucy.

Some things never change.

 

[SliceSabre]

A fool and their money are soon parted.

Wish I could think of some genius shit like this.

 

[Snake Eater]

High fashion "art", something us regular folk couldn't appreciate

 

[Beartruck]

I'm in the wrong business.

 

[tino]

Supreme must be hitting their heads right now.

 

[Defuser]

Fashion is trash. It's nothing but a mistake.

 

[Arrakis]

How would I clean that?

 

[Xe4]

I legit have no idea how Moschino operates. Like, who the fuck buys their shit? The pricing for what they offer is ridiculous.

 

[SilkySm00th]

that girl has a hanger through her head....

 

[collige]

They're a week late for Halloween.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

The amount of coke use in the fashion world must be Puff Daddy levels of insane.

 

[Rand a. Thor]

We have reach a point in time where I truly have to just say fuck it, and screw morals. People are getting filthy rich with ludicrous amounts of money for shit like this, and the idiocy allowing that to happen is an opportunity in the making. If people are that stupid to part with 750 bucks to dress up in a dry cleaning bag, I have no remorse parting them with that kinda dough.

 

[Chrome]

To everyone in here upset at the price tag:

Don't get mad, get Glad!

 

[Septimus Prime]

Like I Love Lucy.

Some things never change.

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Yeah, that was a good episode. But then last week, I actually did see dresses made out if it (out at least made to look like it) at Nordstrom Rack.

 

[hydruxo]

"high fashion" my ass lmao

 

[julia crawford]

That's cool.

 

[see5harp]

Still more clever than Off White.

 

[Carfo]

LOL the fucking hangar on the head. Fashion is such a joke. It really is.

 

[PJV3]

LOL the fucking hangar on the head. Fashion is such a joke. It really is.

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It might be useful on the bus, hook it on a rail for hands free standing.

 

[chuseph14]

I've worked in high end retail for 6 years. I can explain the price tag, but definitely not the style. That shit is fugly. Mugatu Derelicte levels of ridiculous

 

[Finalow]

yep that's a fucking hanger on her head.

 

[ExtremelyBitter]

Yo she's caryimg one sock around on a hangar wtf

High fashion?

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I went to the Moschino website to see what they were charging for a sock purse and couldn't find it, but I did discover they also have a shoe purse and a mini-garbage-can purse (only $850!)

 

[wenis]

That's kinda cool. I dig it.

I don't think the runway model pulls it off as well as the photo model does. maybe it's the dress under the plastic dress that's throwing it off.

 

[Shahadan]

That's my fetish

 

[Liquidsnake]

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I mean the perfect response. The hanger killed me. .

 

[TrueSloth]

This is a funny concept. Despite how silly it is, I like it and I'm surprised no one thought of it before.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I uh...huh.

 

[HStallion]

Looks like a shitty Halloween costume you'd get at Spencer's

 

[Spike Spiegel]

People are stupid, news at 11....

 

[BlueTsunami]

Id legit get a $10 knockoff of it as a rain ponch

 

[Darkwing17]

It is waterproof!

 

[JackSwift]

I work in the high-end/luxury fashion industry. This shit is just plain ridiculous.

 

[Doc Laserstein]

The model's facial expression says it all, really.

 

[Khanimus]

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haaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

 

[Conciliator]

i feel like the deadly-serious expressions of the models really brings it all together

 

[HStallion]

i feel like the deadly-serious expressions of the models really brings it all together

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She's properly playing the part of a dress on a hanger in a dry cleaning bag.

 

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