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Most repulsive culinary choices you've observed?
- Thread starter leeky
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One time I ordered some Vietnamese salad rolls with pork in them. Instead of using grilled pork like a normal resteraunt they just cut up a hot dog and it was fucking disgusting.
Dude in front of me at subway ordered a toasted black olive sandwich. Only black olives and cheese. Like handfuls and handfuls. Had them smother it in sweet onion sauce after. I almost left and didn't get any food even though it was the only place in this tiny town I was in opened at the time.
still think about it sometimes
still think about it sometimes
Oh God is this what 40 year old bachelorhood looks like? What the fuck at everything about this.
It was amazing.
Oh, Lord, have I a story for you. Keep a barf-bag handy.
My brother used to work in the kitchen in a local restaurant. He, and his cohorts weren't the brightest bunch, especially "Ted." They proposed a bet to Ted that he couldn't eat an entire industrial-sized gallon jug of mayo.
Ted agreed to the bet.
An entire gallon of mayonnaise.
One whole fucking gallon of mayonnaise!
Well, Ted grabbed a big-ass spoon, and started pounding it down. Spoonful after spoonful, down his gullet. Of course, he soon felt sick, and ran off to the bathroom to vomit, much to the mirth of his loving co-workers. He returned, and picked up where he left off. Ted having emptied his stomach was not considered a deal-breaker as his friends were so magnanimous.
Again, Ted runs off to the bathroom to puke his guts out. Whilst so preoccupied, his chums thought it hilarious to refill some of the contents from another jug! And so the cycle continued: shovel down some mayo, go vomit it up, have some of it surreptitiously refilled, and eat some more.
Ted eventually went through the entire gallon jug of mayonnaise (plus some extra for garnish.)
And what was the grand reward for such horrible abuse? Fame? This was before the days of socal media. Women? None to be had there.
Fortune, it was to be fortune. A whole $20; one Jackson. For scarfing down a gallon+ of mayonnaise, making yourself terribly ill, and a complete fool of yourself.
And they never paid him. In case you forgot, Ted wasn't very bright.
Oh, and the worst is any sort offal (liver, tripe, tongue, feet, intestine, etc.) or pineapple on pizza.
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haha he's a legend, there are plenty more vids of his misadventures and stories. There is a sub reddit as well, of course.
