I much prefer "Peking James" as I believe it to more clever and easier to say.
Obligatory Fuck the Lakers and Clippers. May both teams miss the playoffs.
Obligatory Fuck Kyrie
Obligatory Fuck James Harden and his traveling stepback bullshit
Westbrick? Next question.
May the God's of health bestow a blessing upon Nurkic.
Teams that interest me:
Nuggets-God this team is going to fucking good. MJP staying healthy can have them owning the league. Jokic went 7 rounds in the playoffs with us and nearly won. Fantastic player and Gary Harris and Jamal Murray are fantastic, studly offensive players. This team has Paul Millsap bitch. Bench is fantastic.
Miami Heat- Finally this team has a premiere star. A possible Klay like emergence in Tyler Herro? Justice Winslow playing Point Guard? Another season of coked up Machismo from "Bloodsport" James Johnson? Another season of Bam emergence? Finally Jimmy has his own damn team? This may be the 3rd best team in the east. No one will want to play these guys come playoff time.
Chicago bulls- This may be an actual for real honest to God basketball team. Coby White looks legit. Zach Levine is aware his defense is terrible and has given up insta thotties to try to improve. You forget this team has Otto Pottor Jr, Tomas Satoransky (2nd best player on the Wiz last year?) and Thad Young. Is this???? THE RETURN OF GARPAX? For once the Bulls fans may not be hoping for the immolation of their own franchise to spite their GM. Look for a playoff push if they can play any defense.
Memphis Grizzlies- Absolutely fascinated to see this team in action. Jonas Valacunias will actually eat in the post. Just fucking feed him 40 times a game and try to make him white Shaq please. JJJ is a fantastic fucking 4. Can Brandon Clarke play a little 3 and just out defend everyone in the league with a big lineup? And I guess for the 25th season in a row they have trash shooting with their best 3pt shooter being........Grayson Allen? Still some exciting young players here. Jonas going HAM every game will be fun...he already feasted last season. Oh Josh Jackson could be fun as well. Let's grind a lil more Memphis.
Phoenix Suns: DeAndre Ayton had very similar numbers to Anthony Davis in his freshman campaign. This dude could straight up tear up the league in year 2. Forming a Kobe-Shaq duo with Devin Booker.......with no defense. But still it'll be exciting. Dario Saric and Mikal Bridges are good NBA players, Tyler Johnson and Kelly Oubre can play as well. You can shit all over the front office (please do Suns fans beg) but this roster has talent. I believe in Monty Williams. They could maybe even make the playoffs if they........PLAY DEFENSE yes like everyone else in my "I'm Intrigued" list.
Portland TrailBlazers: YOUR WCF FINALS UHHH FUCKING PARTICIPANTS BITCHES. Yes this team is back again without their 2nd/3rd best player. I expect big things. Not really but wtf I can't give up now. We traded Al Farouq Aminu and Mo Money Harkless to just go all out shooting with Kent Bazemore, Anthony Tolliver and Rodney Hood. While I'll miss the old boys we'll be pretty unstoppable shooting so much. Zach Collins is a Neo Nazi but dammit he's ours and he calls people hoes while blocking the shit out of them. Anfree Simmons helps me miss Seth Curry a little less. Mario Hezonja could maybe round into form? Nassir Little looms as a nice 3/4 who can defend and be athletic as hell. This team is posed to make a Kevin Love/Blake Trade and I'm in. I would not be surprised seeing this team 5-8th. We should make the playoffs. We actually probably make the Finals last year if Nurk is healthy....and his injury looms over this season as one of the better 2 way centers in the NBA. Still the West is absolutely brutal. We could lose a lot in the first 20 games and just fucking give up. Like the West is that good Holy Fuck like maybe the worst team is the Pelicans??? With Brandon Ingram and Zion and JJ and Derrick Favors???
NBA 2019-2020 THE WEST IS THE BEST
Obligatory Fuck the Lakers and Clippers. May both teams miss the playoffs.
Obligatory Fuck Kyrie
Obligatory Fuck James Harden and his traveling stepback bullshit
Westbrick? Next question.
May the God's of health bestow a blessing upon Nurkic.
Teams that interest me:
Nuggets-God this team is going to fucking good. MJP staying healthy can have them owning the league. Jokic went 7 rounds in the playoffs with us and nearly won. Fantastic player and Gary Harris and Jamal Murray are fantastic, studly offensive players. This team has Paul Millsap bitch. Bench is fantastic.
Miami Heat- Finally this team has a premiere star. A possible Klay like emergence in Tyler Herro? Justice Winslow playing Point Guard? Another season of coked up Machismo from "Bloodsport" James Johnson? Another season of Bam emergence? Finally Jimmy has his own damn team? This may be the 3rd best team in the east. No one will want to play these guys come playoff time.
Chicago bulls- This may be an actual for real honest to God basketball team. Coby White looks legit. Zach Levine is aware his defense is terrible and has given up insta thotties to try to improve. You forget this team has Otto Pottor Jr, Tomas Satoransky (2nd best player on the Wiz last year?) and Thad Young. Is this???? THE RETURN OF GARPAX? For once the Bulls fans may not be hoping for the immolation of their own franchise to spite their GM. Look for a playoff push if they can play any defense.
Memphis Grizzlies- Absolutely fascinated to see this team in action. Jonas Valacunias will actually eat in the post. Just fucking feed him 40 times a game and try to make him white Shaq please. JJJ is a fantastic fucking 4. Can Brandon Clarke play a little 3 and just out defend everyone in the league with a big lineup? And I guess for the 25th season in a row they have trash shooting with their best 3pt shooter being........Grayson Allen? Still some exciting young players here. Jonas going HAM every game will be fun...he already feasted last season. Oh Josh Jackson could be fun as well. Let's grind a lil more Memphis.
Phoenix Suns: DeAndre Ayton had very similar numbers to Anthony Davis in his freshman campaign. This dude could straight up tear up the league in year 2. Forming a Kobe-Shaq duo with Devin Booker.......with no defense. But still it'll be exciting. Dario Saric and Mikal Bridges are good NBA players, Tyler Johnson and Kelly Oubre can play as well. You can shit all over the front office (please do Suns fans beg) but this roster has talent. I believe in Monty Williams. They could maybe even make the playoffs if they........PLAY DEFENSE yes like everyone else in my "I'm Intrigued" list.
Portland TrailBlazers: YOUR WCF FINALS UHHH FUCKING PARTICIPANTS BITCHES. Yes this team is back again without their 2nd/3rd best player. I expect big things. Not really but wtf I can't give up now. We traded Al Farouq Aminu and Mo Money Harkless to just go all out shooting with Kent Bazemore, Anthony Tolliver and Rodney Hood. While I'll miss the old boys we'll be pretty unstoppable shooting so much. Zach Collins is a Neo Nazi but dammit he's ours and he calls people hoes while blocking the shit out of them. Anfree Simmons helps me miss Seth Curry a little less. Mario Hezonja could maybe round into form? Nassir Little looms as a nice 3/4 who can defend and be athletic as hell. This team is posed to make a Kevin Love/Blake Trade and I'm in. I would not be surprised seeing this team 5-8th. We should make the playoffs. We actually probably make the Finals last year if Nurk is healthy....and his injury looms over this season as one of the better 2 way centers in the NBA. Still the West is absolutely brutal. We could lose a lot in the first 20 games and just fucking give up. Like the West is that good Holy Fuck like maybe the worst team is the Pelicans??? With Brandon Ingram and Zion and JJ and Derrick Favors???
NBA 2019-2020 THE WEST IS THE BEST
