New White House News Conference with Trump on Corona at 3 PM today. Update: National Emergency to be announced.

[Vanillalite]

Mod edit: Livestream here:

 

[Maxim726x]

CoronaVirus!

 

[TrubbleFrog]

So stocks are going to go even lower, huh?

 

[imbarkus]

CoRoNaVirUs!

 

[Barzul]

Unless he's announcing a deal in Congress he can keep it. Anything else is just going to cause more harm at this point.

 

[-Tetsuo-]

Another one?

 

[Shokunin]

Not again.

 

[PlanetSmasher]

I wonder how badly he's going to bungle it today.

Like, he's going to bungle it. That's not a question. The question is HOW BADLY.

 

[Ghos]

OKIEEEEE

 

[Arrakis]

I thought this was pence's job , is he going to admit that he has it?

 

[Phantom]

Expect all gains from today to evaporate soon after

 

[Indy in the Fridge]

Topic? Potpourri.

 

[Jiraiya]

I wonder how badly he's going to bungle it today.

Like, he's going to bungle it. That's not a question. The question is HOW BADLY.

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Trumpian bad.

 

[Video Games Are Dumb]

Second Verse, Same As The First!
A Little Bit Louder and A Little Bit Worse!

 

[SpottieO]

Jesus christ

 

[Pockets]

I hate this motherfuckers use of exclamation points.

 

[King Alamat]

Good, I need to the DOW to drop to recession levels so my broke ass could join in.

 

[Piccoro]

I thought this was pence's job , is he going to admit that he has it?

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He totally has it, doesn't he?...

 

[KtotheRoc]

He's so fucking shook.

 

[Skytylz]

Selling the stuff I bought yesterday. BRB

 

[Berordn]

Expect all gains from today to evaporate soon after

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like, he's trying to lose at this point, right?

every time he opens his mouth the market drops even more. he HAS to be aware of this by now?

 

[RailWays]

Dude needs to stfu and stop blocking congress from passing needed bills.
No one is interested in hearing your ignorant ass after you've already fucked up twice.

 

[texhnolyze]

"I'm positive".

 

[chuckddd]

Step one to calming down the populace. STOP FUCKING TALKING DONALD

 

[Adlez]

we all know he has it, will he make an announcement?

 

[scottbeowulf]

It's just impossible for him to not sound idiotic.

 

[CursedOctopus]

"I want to share this beautiful letter that Mr. Corona wrote to me, a very nice letter. It wasn't easy for him to write this letter. He says he's sorry, and that good thing he didn't infect people during the Obama administration because he would have killed a lot more people."

 

[Pineapple Taco]

He better not pull that bullshit about restricting travel in and out of Washington state.

 

[metalslimer]

Oh god what now

 

[Tremorah]

Markets are going to fucking die

 

[Mr X]

Off the cuff rant incoming, surely nothing will go wrong. Best thing he can do is shut up and resign.

 

[Dyle]

Oh good just early enough for the markets to tumble while he speaks. They really couldn't do it at 4 o'clock?

 

[Deleted member 32822]

"I want to share this beautiful letter that Mr. Corona wrote to me, a very nice letter. It wasn't easy for him to write this letter. He says he's sorry, and that good thing he didn't infect people during the Obama administration because he would have killed a lot more people."

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Why does this sound exactly like him LOL

This orange pig had better deliver news that all the red tape around testing has been completely cut off.

 

[Kalentan]

I'm going to assume not.. But isn't it just Coronavirus, not CoronaVirus?

 

[RDreamer]

How many policies are they going to have to walk back this time?

 

[RailWays]

Off the cuff rant incoming, surely nothing will go wrong. Best thing he can do is shut up and resign.

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Already expecting him to talk about Obama and H1N1

 

[Commedieu]

just shut the fuck up

 

[Sixfortyfive]

'Cause the last one did wonders.

How many corrections will need to be issued after he gets all the details wrong again this time?

 

[Infinity Times Two]

"Nobody knew coronavirus could be this complicated".

 

[nihilence]

He has it?
Actually going to help with testing?

 

[uzipukki]

Press conference detailed:

I HAVE IT. I FEEL TREMENDOUS, BETTER THAN *cough* *cough* WHEN I HAD THE FLU. NO BIGGIE *cough* *wheeeeez* *cough*

 

[Hours Left]

I hate him.

 

[Patryn]

"My response to corona has been as perfect as my phone call!"

 

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Expecting the worst as he attacks Pelosi and co.

 

[Deleted member 8579]

All countries are banned.
It's Obama's fault.
10 trillion for banks.

 

[Megabreath]

Coronaviral

 

[KtotheRoc]

Off the cuff rant incoming, surely nothing will go wrong. Best thing he can do is shut up and resign.

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He and Pence need to resign and let Pelosi run the country. That's not gonna happen, but fuck, it would turn things around.

 

[Titik]

Immured is going without a script huh. He likely perceived that his address earlier in the week was not received well because it was scripted.

 

[Anoregon]

Expecting the worst as he attacks Pelosi and co.

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Yeeep. Just gonna blame democrats for things

 

[Hawkijustin]

He has it