If you pre-ordered on Steam, try submitting a manual refund request (find the game in your purchase history and click "I have a question about this purchase"), explaining that your 2+ hours were spent trying to launch the game, noting that you haven't unlocked any achievements. With any luck, you might be surprised.
I didn't purchase off Steam so I'm SOL.
Apparently there's many of us experiencing this. https://frondtech.com/nier-replicant-crashing-at-startup-game-wont-launch-fix/
None of those things worked, either.