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EarthBound64

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Underrated is the most overrated term you can use

Undertale is the most overrated game you can play
(Oh, wait, that's not a parody...)



Xbox One X Pre-Cum Discussion Thread

X One Box One X Box X Pre-Launch Discussion Thread
 
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EarthBound64

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Osama Bin Laden was an anime fan and played pirate games

Osama Bin Laden was an anime fan | animewasamistake.gif


Parody Thread Urges |OT| Earthbound64's Post Count Inflation Helper

At least here there's not a way to see amount of posts in a thread broken down by individual posters.
I don't think so, anyway...
 

AbbaZabba

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So I started putting this post together back when I thought someone was about to break Terisus' post count in the original thread, only to find out that mobile was displaying the post counts wrong and we were years (literally) from approaching his post count. So, I figure I'd go ahead and post it here, lest it be lost to time like so much else. The dates are off but I figured I would leave them as they were when I wrote it.

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Today, right at 18 months after terrisus made his final post on GAF, XXX has finally surpassed terrisus' number of posts in ParodyGaf.

TERRISUS' FINAL POST ON GAF
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Terrisus was not the founder of ParodyGAF; he didn't even join the thread until we were already some 300 posts old. But he was to become our leader and standard bearer. His very first post in this thread, made more than two years ago, was received in such a way as to foreshadow his staggering contribution to our community:

TERRISUS' FIRST POST ON PADODYGAF
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Terrisus went on to produce numerous classic parody threads as he helped build our ParodyGAF community into the bastion of knowledge, wisdom, and tasteful humor that it is today. Even his final post in this thread, made on 07/08/2015, is a perfect example of the type of high-minded satire for which we all strive:

TERRISUS' FINAL POST ON PARODYGAF
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Think about that - in just one short year terrisus contributed more to our community than anyone else has in almost triple that time. His prolificacy was like that of our greatest and most tragic artists. Like Jimi Hendrix, Edgar Allan Poe, or James Dean before him, terrisus burned as bright as all the stars in the clear night sky, but left us after all too brief a time.

Terrisus left us of his own free will, in order to pursue the finer things in life. I remember terrisus for his love and appreciation of the proper use of language, his affinity for Chrono Trigger, his underground hoard of aol.com trial CD's, and most importantly for his being one of the founding fathers of ParodyGAF. Plus he was just a really nice guy.
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Fun fact: the name "terrisus" comes from the game "Legends of Terris" with the -US suffix indicating terrisus' homeland. You got that right, terrisus is an American, so remember that the next time you have something negative to say about America you freedom-hating commie.

Fun fact: a renaissance man, terrisus was also an elite web designer in his spare time. His personal website, http://www.TerrisUS.com, is still looked to by leaders in the field as an example of what the internet can do in the hands of a true master of his craft.

Fun fact: Masquerader made this awesome birthday thread for terrisus in 2014. (this thread appears to have fallen victim to the great OT purge of 2017)

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And here is where I was going to put the post that broke Terisus' post count - sadly, that post will never exist now. But no matter - let us still reflect on the joy that Terrisus brought us, and parody on!

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LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!
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(11/22/17 - link to birthday thread working, added top posters)
 
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Timeaisis

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XXXTRA FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS have ruined regular Hot Cheetos for me

Too little black licorice can be harmful to your health

What's the best portable cassette tape player?
Timeaisis, November 2, 1985

An ancient papaya reveals how the Great Pyramid of Giza was built
 

Zombine

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Now we are all Terrisus.

Papa Johns Patrons "Disappointed" Leadership Did Not Resolve Quality Issues Amid Falling Sales
 

Nabbit

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Brilliant post. Thank you. I wonder whatever happened to that daring master of wordplay....
 

EarthBound64

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The (im)morality of allowing sperm whales to pay for our shit tornado

The (im)morality of allowing shit whales to pay for our sperm tornado

The (im)morality of photographing sperm whales' shit to pay for our underwater tornado
 

EarthBound64

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White House kills Vehicle-to-Vehicle (V2V) combat mandate (80% death reduction potential)



Everyone in my family knows I eat mayonnaise now.

Everyone in my family knows I eat poop now.

Everyone in on ResetEra knows I eat booty now.
 
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EarthBound64

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Fuck Mice... Seriously - Furry |OT|

Fuck Mice... Seriously - Trackball |OT|

Fuck Mike... Seriously
 
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So I just wanted to see if there was an ERA parody urges thread and now I got all teary-eyed thinking about Terrisus. Someone should get in touch with him and invite him into the new era
 

Zombine

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So I just wanted to see if there was an ERA parody urges thread and now I got all teary-eyed thinking about Terrisus. Someone should get in touch with him and invite him into the new era

I actually heard a while back that he gave up gaming and electronics in general. I guess he was getting so sick because of some sort of emf sensitivity? Someone who knows him mentioned he's been involved in winter sports .


GOAT Sandwiches
 

Brakke

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Yooooo I missed y'all. I put on a spooky version of my avatar for Halloween but also undead avatar just seems appropriate now.

We back, babies!
 

EarthBound64

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Are you good at finding Mony Mony?



NYT: Leaked documents shows tech giant hiding "billions of apples" from U.S.



Papa John's pleads for Nazis to not see their pizza after Daily Stormer endorsement




We're Back in Brakke.

(Although I always pronounce it "Brakkey," just because)
 
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Facebook To Fight Revenge Porn by Letting Potential Victims Upload Nudes in Advance

wait, that's real...sorry

EDIT: And hello Brakke! I pronounce it "brock-key". for what it's worth.
 

Nabbit

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The seven megathreads that could beat global posting: 'There is reason for parody'
 
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Facebook To fight victims by getting revenge on uploaded Advanced Nudes, potentially

Bleak Friday 2017 |OT|
 
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EarthBound64

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Hey I am Facebook, and this is crazy, but send me nudes and I'll protect you against revenge porn, potentially.
 

Twiz

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Facebook exploits Sean Parker's human psychological vulnerabilities
 

Twiz

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Does anyone during mid-life, has an existential crisis and begins to ponder about sex?
 

Twiz

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Are there any games that you absolutely refuse to play in total dankness?

Who has the best FASTFIVE Burger!
 

parrotbeak

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NY Gov. to announce new regulations on work schedules for horny employees

What was the last thing you got SO angry at you about?

Do we still have the kissing rule?
 

EarthBound64

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Could This Toy Pass As A Wumbo?

Could This Toy Pass As A Particle Accelerator?

Could This "Toy" Pass As A Toy?

Could This Advertisement Pass As A Thread?
 

Daedardus

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So you want to make a post but shouldn't? or the Parody-thread-urges program

Parody Thread Urges |OT| Parrots shred urchins

How does one go about watching movies at 24 fps?

1cc Mario Kart Marathon on Twitch

Post your booze