Programmer. Hmmm, yes. Those programmers, always programming their fucking jpegs. I wrote a jpeg once, and let me tell you, it was an ordeal! I had to do the whole thing in a hex editor! You can't even use high level languages or scripting or anything! That's some assembly-level shit!
I wish I was a graphic artist, because words alone are insufficient to describe how irrationally angry I am right now. I feel like this image has hurt me on such a fundamental level that a part of my face has physically detached from my head and vanished into a dimensional rift. Having witnessed this, I am no longer whole. The knowledge has permanently destroyed a part of me. I finally understand H.P. Lovecraft, but not in a racist way.
I wish I could find the person responsible for this, and force them to listen to my comprehensive list of issues with Peter Jackson's film adaptation of The Lord of the Rings, because that's what they deserve.