I'd totally be happy eating a dark chocolate covered brussel sprout.
I'd totally be happy eating a dark chocolate covered brussel sprout.
Amazon Echo Show 5 and 8 have cameras but with a mechanical cover, if you don't trust it.
Love this. 13 years of living here and I still fuck up with the swipe at least once a week.
There's a reason the GIF ends before he stops, isn't there.
He mocked her shorts. Little did he know she had the ballet stone.
He's routing a circle in the ground.
I was still rooting for him ,and then, I remembered that I was with you schadenfreude fucks in the things that make us laugh thread.
Without knowing anything about the airplane business, judging from his comment I assume United airline doesn't have much business compared to them, hence the dig about 'wave and show them what a full plane looks like'.
If you follow it to imgur it is actually animated with text of what the captain allegedly said.
^ she never tweeted that. It would have been funny otherwise, but the fact that someone pretends she said that while knowing that she's a victim of sexual misconduct bothers me :/ #nofunallowed