Yeah, I wouldn't say Battle Beyond The Stars is some great film or even necessarily a great cash-in/ripoff, but it works, and it works in the very meat-and-potatoes way these genre flicks have to and Rebel Moon fails at. Simplicity and clarity of story, streamlined to the bone, and, most importantly, the characters. Even though they are slight they are instantly there, instantly whole, and most of them have one of the greatest qualities a character can have: you wish you could watch another film with them. The fact we never got a Gelt spinoff is criminal.All the characters were pretty well-defined, even though none of them got extensive backstories, they acted like they had them. As cheesy as the movie is, it never got in its own way when it came to trying to at least make the cheese entertaining.
You see, the galaxy spanning empire really needed some supplies of Wheaties from this little village or else their expedition would starve.The Evil Empire can just….. glass the whole planet safely from orbit or carpet bomb this small shitty village with zero air defense. All these elements have already been established in the first awful movie…
And they're doing an invasion just for fucking wheat.
lmao
The first movie's ending also established the evil emperor wants Sofia Boutella's character alive.The Evil Empire can just….. glass the whole planet safely from orbit or carpet bomb this small shitty village with zero air defense. All these elements have already been established in the first awful movie…
And they're doing an invasion just for fucking wheat.
lmao
But I've already seen the first one now. Gotta sunk cost fallacy the fuck out of this.
They took care of all that in Part One (A Child of Fire). Now we can get on to the main course, ACTION!
As someone who hasn't watched the first one yet... Is there a reason this soldier doesn't shoot her from 10-20-30-40 feet? why does he walk up to her with his gun down to get shot?
I hope it's more than just "training a village to defend itself" storyline, which is done every once in a while.
God can Ed Skrein stop getting villain roles?
Why couldn't he stay dead in the first movie.
He is just utterly bland (Deadpool, Alita, Rebel Moon)
A million times this.Yeah, I wouldn't say Battle Beyond The Stars is some great film or even necessarily a great cash-in/ripoff, but it works, and it works in the very meat-and-potatoes way these genre flicks have to and Rebel Moon fails at. Simplicity and clarity of story, streamlined to the bone, and, most importantly, the characters. Even though they are slight they are instantly there, instantly whole, and most of them have one of the greatest qualities a character can have: you wish you could watch another film with them. The fact we never got a Gelt spinoff is criminal.
Meanwhile, Snyder took the same hoary concept and muddied it to hell, slowed it to a crawl, and populated it with the least impactful characters to ever grace a team of badasses. He managed to craft a film where Doona Bae with lightsabers was uninteresting,
This has me howling. Is that a bowl cut or is he wearing half a coconut on his head?? Who thought this looked cool in any way???
Zach Synder
That entire scene is jaw-droppingly awful - the actors look to be going through their planned choreography rather than acting out a battle. Maybe it would look less terrible with copious amounts of slow motion?
As someone who hasn't watched the first one yet... Is there a reason this soldier doesn't shoot her from 10-20-30-40 feet? why does he walk up to her with his gun down to get shot?
It was always two moviesWhy did Netflix give him another one? Or was it shot back to back
I'm down to watch this but having to wait another 5 months for the extended versions is ridiculous.
The marketing is fucking slow on this one compared to the first part I wonder if Netflix is just trying to dump it and move onSo this is coming out in like 4 days apparently.
I guess I'll see this through
Lol if they want to do that I wonder how they'll handle marketing extended versions for both movies thenThe marketing is fucking slow on this one compared to the first part I wonder if Netflix is just trying to dump it and move on
yeah noticed it also. We got one trailer and its releasing in two days.So this is coming out in like 4 days apparently.
I guess I'll see this through
Ouch.Rebel Moon almost certainly didn't need to be two multiple-cut movies. It probably could have gotten by as zero. But as a playground for Snyder's favorite bits of speed-ramping, shallow-focusing and pulp thievery, it's harmless, sometimes pleasingly weird fun. (That said, the first part is better and weirder.)
Burn.The Scargiver essentially ends with another extended sequel tease, this time for a movie that stands a decent chance of never happening
I don't think it's too hard to understand, even if it's stupid. You get a scar when you get cut. So a scargiver would be someone who in theory cuts a lot of people up. Hence... scargiver.Scargiver sounds like a third-rate tattoo parlor everyone stayed away from, is that supposed to sound badass?
If someone's kind enough to trawl through the lore please share with the class how giving scars(?) to people have significance in this world, like culturally or what not lol
No I got the literal meaning yeah, but why is it significant in-universe? So is the protagonist just a sadist mutilating people everywhere she goes?I don't think it's too hard to understand, even if it's stupid. You get a scar when you get cut. So a scargiver would be someone who in theory cuts a lot of people up. Hence... scargiver.
But if you think about it, if the intent is to kill people with a sharp weapon, then a scargiver is pretty shitty because it would refer to a person who successfully cuts a lot of people but fails to kill them. Hence Scargiver, and not Corpsemaker. Lmao!!!
Idk, I don't care. Hope that makes sense.
Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver review – Zack Snyder’s bombastically fun sequel
The divisive director’s sci-fi follow-up is both original and derivative and will be unlikely to convert anyone, but there’s something charming about its sinceritywww.theguardian.com
3 out of 5 stars from The Guardian. But not much kinder in the text.
Ouch.
Burn.
I'm going to find some time to watch this in the next month or so. But the thought of how both movies together is already a 4 hour affair, and there being an extended cut coming out in the future.... I'm not sure if I can survive this.
Look, I watched the first movie and I can't tell you who the "child of fire" in the subtitle actually is either. I assume it's the main character but there's nothing in the film that drew attention to that as far as I recall.No I got the literal meaning yeah, but why is it significant in-universe? So is the protagonist just a sadist mutilating people everywhere she goes?
Probably a waste of time thinking too hard about a lame nickname though I agree lol