economy class?
get rid of chairs all together
let the cattle stand the whole flight
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Make this
man dog an airline CEO immediately! Do you have any idea how many shaved lbs of seats, and dollars of maintenance would be saved if everybody just stood? The mind boggles at the extra profit. We're talking an easy 10% bump to quarterly revenue. 10%!
Unpopular? Yes, but that's exactly how you know someone is CEO material.
Also, maybe marketing can do something with this. Imagine all the comforting physical contact people will have with strangers. It's like fellowshipping at a church kinda.
A small addon idea: What about if, in first class, instead of having actual sleep in seats, they are replaced by tall and soft people who are willing to just lie down quietly while first class passengers sit or sleep ontop of them. They can get a 5000 miles reward per flight. And maybe even a free lunchbox with cheese, almonds, crackers and those little dried cherries (if there are any leftover).
Also thinking about replacing the pilot with a kid who's good at plane/spaceship videogames for a 50% seat discount. Preferably the son or daughter of a passenger. The autopilot does most of the work anyways and for the takeoff and landing you can just have one single pilot at the tower guiding the child on what to do.
Also, suitcase weight? Hellooo? Why not just empty all the check in suitcases contents in one giant garbage bag in the plane and leave the suitcases off the plane completely, saving on all that weight?
Passengers can be given 1000 airline luggage bucks each to bid on random items from all the passengers. First class passengers get 5000 airline luggage bucks obviously. They can also bid on suitcases left from passengers who took the opposite flight to store their belongings.
We need to talk.