Strings

Member
Oct 27, 2017
31,984
Silent Bill

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Hark Souls

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Loom Eternal

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Doskoi Panda

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 27, 2017
15,290
Gman Tourismo - get behind the wheel of over 250 supercars as you race to escape the Combine under the direction of an enigmatic businessman

Metroid: Zerg Mission - explore a derelict Space Pirate base as you wade through thousands of hostile insects

Earthmound - a silly and irreverent RPG where you play as a fuckin' pile of dirt

System Shack - attempt to escape a derelict electronics store as a merciless AI attempts to hunt you down

Devil May Fry - Dante, the son of the legendary Dark Knight, must fight through his day job at Five Guys

Badman: Arkham Asylum - you've been captured and shipped off to prison by the legendary Dark Knight, and you must learn to survive with two broken arms and a cracked sternum

Perfect Dork - fight a multinational conspiracy using only your wits, the two samurai swords you ordered off Ebay, and your Naruto run

Beatle Adventure Pacing - drive a variety of groovy Beetles as you cruise slowly and take in the scenery

Harvest Goon - attempt to steal thousands of grapes from a neighboring vineyard

ExciteHike - climb, jump, and crawl your way to victory in a no-holds-barred speed hiking competition
 

NDA-Man

Member
Mar 23, 2020
3,371
Resident Evil VII: Brohazard
Virus outbreak in the dudebro-est frathouse ever.

Devil May Dry
Using his demidemonic powers, Dante opens a laundromat.

Halp
A space marine gets his head stuck in a porthole. He requests Halp.

Petal Gear Solid
A gripping technothriller revolving around the most advanced flower bouquet imaginable.

Bony Hawk's Pro Skater
Precisely like the real version, except it has a nonstop amount of skeleton puns read off by John Kassir, voice of the Crypt Keeper.

Room
A space marine is working hard to support his fiancé Lisa, but she's really cheating on him with Mark, his best friend who is also a Cyberdemon.


I don't think enough people have said this, but you are the actual Satan. We were all having fun coming up with dumb names and you did this. This is unforgivable and beyond the pale and I think my eyes are bleeding.

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Deleted member 49770

User requested account closure
Banned
Nov 20, 2018
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Kingdom Hearts: Chan of Memories

As Sora ascends Castle Oblivion, his memories are replaced by memes and shitposts from 4chan.
 

Mudo

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,124
Tennessee
Dragon Queso (lol) melty RPG action!

Streep Fighter - You vs. Meryl Streep: FIGHT

Loom Eternal - first person loom crafting

Dookie Clicker - Tap Tap Poo Puzzles
 
Oct 27, 2017
26
There In The World is Carmen Sandiego

Yonder Boy

Missile Defense 2-D

Chunder Blade

Spare Harrier

No One Loves Forever

Scar Control

Cold Spot
 
Oct 30, 2017
395
Baypnetta

Some OP at the old place typo'd Bayonetta's name in the thread title when it was first announced that Bayonetta 2 was coming to the Wii U.
 

Mattersnotnow

Member
Jan 15, 2018
1,008
Thousand Alms
A very "of its time" JRPG, where you date poor people in exchange for alms


Advance Cars
Just accelerate a little and you win the game.