Resident Evil VII: Brohazard
Virus outbreak in the dudebro-est frathouse ever.
Devil May Dry
Using his demidemonic powers, Dante opens a laundromat.
Halp
A space marine gets his head stuck in a porthole. He requests Halp.
Petal Gear Solid
A gripping technothriller revolving around the most advanced flower bouquet imaginable.
Bony Hawk's Pro Skater
Precisely like the real version, except it has a nonstop amount of skeleton puns read off by John Kassir, voice of the Crypt Keeper.
Room
A space marine is working hard to support his fiancé Lisa, but she's really cheating on him with Mark, his best friend who is also a Cyberdemon.
I don't think enough people have said this, but you are the actual Satan. We were all having fun coming up with dumb names and you did this. This is unforgivable and beyond the pale and I think my eyes are bleeding.
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