Ya see, my wife, she gets these ideas
she told me that the latest Flamin' Hot flavor is the reddest color she's ever seen
and when she tried some, her fingertips were stained red for weeks
nothing could get that red off except for time
if i recall right, you are a connoisseur of these Flamin' Hot snacks
not a fan myself, never was, im more into salty snacks
hot snacks don't sit well with me
bad for my stomach, doc says to stick with regular Lays
anyways, where was I?
oh, right, well you said that last night you were enjoying three bags of the latest Flamin' Hot flavor
the good stuff, the red stuff
and you told me yesterday that professionals only eat with their fingers
no utensils, no gloves
you need to lick the Flamin' Hot dust right off your fingers
but it's odd, you see, I was just thinking
your fingers today... their aren't red at all
not even slightly orange from regular cheese snacks
do you have any explanation for that?