Skin socks for the beach (yes)

[Blackbird]

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eeeew.

i can't look away.

 

[cursed knowledge]

unironically seems like a good way to get weird shit in your feet?

 

[Rosebud]

At this point just stay home

 

[stopmrdomino]

reminds me of that dude whos grandma put his fleshlights on as socks

 

[Tavernade]

Just wear those ocean shoe things instead. Unless those were exclusively a thing for children and I just never noticed they didn't come in adult sizes?

 

[RBH]

No

 

[Superpupperbabysassy]

I cut my foot up swimming in Hawaii. I wear crocs ever since

 

[tycoonheart]

Why?

 

[sionydus]

reminds me of that dude whos grandma put his fleshlights on as socks

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Uh wut

 

[Metroidvania]

I could see aqua socks (the ones with grip/shoe-like bottoms) if you're worried about sharp rocks/slipping or whatever...but not sure why you'd ever do 'just' the sock part.

 

[Dice]

Why?

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Hmm ...Sand flea bug bite prevention!

 

[BLEEN]

Just wear those ocean shoe things instead. Unless those were exclusively a thing for children and I just never noticed they didn't come in adult sizes?

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Yep

 

[Tortahegesztő]

Just wear those ocean shoe things instead. Unless those were exclusively a thing for children and I just never noticed they didn't come in adult sizes?

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They definitely come in adult sizes. We all had them in Greece since the closest beach had pretty big sized pebbles and sea urchins.

 

[Version 3.0]

No, those look awful and offer no protection. Get water shoes:

They're comfy, nearly weightless, but provide great protection. And slip on/off way faster than those icky socks.

 

[Tanuki-Go]

reminds me of that dude whos grandma put his fleshlights on as socks

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Wait what now?

 

[Radd Redd]

Wouldn't your feet sweat like crazy.

 

[Strax]

Just the phrase "skin socks" sounds kinda off

 

[TheMadTitan]

Do they come in black people?

 

[julia crawford]

I can just not go to the beach though

 

[sfedai0]

Just wear some sandals you fucking weirdos

 

[El Bombastico]

I feel dirty just looking a those...

 

[Mango Polo]

Maybe for people with a sensory issue with sand? Otherwise yeah plenty of better options.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

An abomination.

 

[Mechaplum]

Why not flip flops?

 

[dejay]

The only thing I would consider those for is for marine stingers, but they don't go up high enough even for splashing.

 

[SCUMMbag]

When I forget my crocs, I normally just stretch some condoms over my feet so would be handy to keep a pair of these in the car or my backpack or something.

 

[Kiyamet]

Why use skin tight foot condoms that cant breathe over water shoes

 

[xXCHAOSXx]

Foot condoms lol

 

[Slayven]

It's a germ of a good idea, but not taht color and needs some kinda of texture

 

[themadcowtipper]

Why would you go to a beach if you have such an issue with sand that you buy "skin beach socks" ? Seems to me the person who thinking this is a good idea is not going to the beach, or leaving their house.

 

[Bastos]

The thought that this exists and that there are people that would use it makes me angry

 

[Neutron]

Sounds like Fallout sidequest loot.

 

[Dervius]

reminds me of that dude whos grandma put his fleshlights on as socks

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Lmao, fucking what.

 

[OrangeNova]

This is just fetish gear marketed towards regular people, right? like that's what this so clearly is.

 

[NookSports]

Need to be much higher length to appeal to gen z

 

[SwampBastard]

Everything about the beach is a no for me, so you can put this on the list.

 

[Hollywood Duo]

 

[mute]

I mean ok but they don't have to be skin color that's weird. Just wear water shoes.

 

[SinkFla]

reminds me of that dude whos grandma put his fleshlights on as socks

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Oh my god. Oh my.. 🤣🤣

 

[Tamanon]

Sand and it's accompanying issues is part of the charm at the beach.

 

[NESpowerhouse]

Foot foreskin

 

[rsfour]

People gonna be leaving that shit around

 

[wollywinka]

Do they come in black people?

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Only the Prince Harry Edition.

 

[Kasai]

I'm good with this.

I wear water shoes whenever I go swimming, be it ocean or lake or even ponds.