So I did blow yesterday for the first time.

[Slipknot666]

I was afraid because it was my first time and I was at my parents house and I didn't want to make a scene so I did a very small amount.

My throat got very dry and my nose was numb. I became talkative and felt energized but still was aware of myself. It lasted for about 20 mins.

Tbh I don't think it's worth it for the potential of getting addicted.

 

[Daysean]

Nice(???)

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Doing drugs at your parents house?

 

[How About No]

OK Blower

 

[BeeDog]

Was the family dinner that boring?

 

[Guybrush Threewood]

Is this just a review of cocaine? Is this for metadrugcritic?

 

[bane833]

Whom did you blow?

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Is this just a review of cocaine? Is this for metadrugcritic?

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Lol

 

[Edgar]

I was actually thinking about something else , blow related.

 

[teruterubozu]

That's called "a bump".

 

[Crossing Eden]

There is so much context missing.

Spoiler

WHY WERE YOU DOING BLOW AT YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE?!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 2752]

Pepsi was not ok, I guess

 

[Robin64]

Well done.

 

[PatMan]

Adderall is better, but a little coke here and there can be fun

 

[Mona]

You naughty ninny

 

[BlackGoku03]

There is so much context missing.

Spoiler

WHY WERE YOU DOING BLOW AT YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE?!!!!!

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They probably had it lying around.

At least, that's what I'm going with since no context.

 

[Deleted member 2254]

Whom did you blow?

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I also thought OP blew someone for the first time. Then again English is my third language, the way OP intended to use the term is the last thing I'd think of because I haven't really used it for that tbh.

 

[Ninhead]

Is this just a review of cocaine? Is this for metadrugcritic?

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Cocaine is at a 78% positive? You guys are a bunch of elitist snobs. You're too busy being hipsters to see its brilliance and appeal.

 

[Stone Cold]

It's like anything, do too much and it becomes a problem. If you can limit yourself and understand that it can quickly become a problem if you let it, you're totally fine. I've only done adderall myself, but it was hella fun staying up way later than should be comfortable and feeling wide fucking awake

 

[AMAGON]

OK Blower

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lol

 

[thecouncil]

Very cool & very legal.

 

[Coleslaw]

Lol maybe hold off on trying to call it "blow" until the second or third time.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Am I supposed to envy this or something?

You are snorting lines at your parents' house, the fuck is wrong with you.

 

[HStallion]

Adderall is better, but a little coke here and there can be fun

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Made me grind my teeth something furious but I did get that 20 page paper out in like 5 hours.

 

[Ploppee]

it can be fun if everyone's doing it. if it's just you everyone will think you talk too much and are annoying.

 

[HStallion]

Am I supposed to envy this or something?

You are snorting lines at your parents' house, the fuck is wrong with you.

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Maybe it was his parents coke?

 

[Hoo-doo]

Maybe it was his parents coke?

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That paints an even worse picture of the OP's life, honestly.

Is this what Slipknot does to the brain?

 

[gnarlyxcharlie]

it can be fun if everyone's doing it. if it's just you everyone will think you talk too much and are annoying.

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Lolol so true.

 

[Ganado]

Did you suck a cock or what?

 

[Ricky_R]

In case you feel like keep trying, OP, keep in mind that cocaine is a cardiovascular nightmare.

You're just in time to be done with it.

Your call.

 

[NickatNite]

Try Molly at work next tine

 

[Deleted member 17402]

Whom did you blow?

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Ghostbusters

 

[HStallion]

Did you suck a cock or what?

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They watched the movie with PeeWee Herman as a drug dealing hair stylist.

 

[Lord Fagan]

Well, I guess you deserve a cookie, or something, OP.

 

[HStallion]

Well, I guess you deserve a cookie, or something, OP.

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One with some powdered "sugar" on top

 

[ThereAreFourNaan]

 

[TheDudePT]

 

[Miniature Kaiju]

Stimulant drugs are just so fucking boring, to be honest.

 

[Secretofmateria]

Dont do coke, its a horrible drug that ruined many lives of people i know.

 

[Deleted member 925]

Am I supposed to envy this or something?

You are snorting lines at your parents' house, the fuck is wrong with you.

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Fucking bored, white suburban people have nothing better to do

 

[rashbeep]

it can be fun if everyone's doing it. if it's just you everyone will think you talk too much and are annoying.

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lol yes

 

[rudeboyoslo]

Did you drink as well, OP? Alcohol and coke is really the best combo. They kind of even each other out, in a way.

 

[Messofanego]

When you watch too much Succession.

 

[Mivey]

Am I supposed to envy this or something?

You are snorting lines at your parents' house, the fuck is wrong with you.

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Maybe he just tested if it was some good quality blow before letting his parents sniff it, you ever thought of that? Shit could have been cut with some nasty stuff, yet the OP poured that shit into his nose like it was a nose spray.
Dude's a hero.

 

[Commedieu]

be careful. Its addictive and very expensive.

Good potential to ruin your life. Personal exp talking.

 

[theytookourjobz]

I think you need to finish the whole thing before you write a review. Lazy coke review IMO.

 

[Megawarrior]

It's too early for this

 

[Edgar]

Fucking bored, white suburban people have nothing better to do

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how do you know OP is white? What ?

 

[insertwhatever]

are we talking of weed or coke?

I'm confused

 

[Tugatrix]

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