Something that happened to you, big or small. Cut out the important details.

[dejay]

So I was just watching Netflix, trying to chill, when I noticed movement out the corner of my eye.

Yada yada, two minutes later, I was vacuuming up several hundred baby spiders.

 

[Marven]

One night when I was an infant, my parents found a live scorpion in my crib.

 

[mr_nexus]

Went to the theatre to watch a movie with my friends.

So anyway, we left the theatre covered in nacho cheese.

 

[SomeOneInaHat]

Me and my friends built a huge ramp out of wood, one thing lead to another, neighbor kid from the other block broke his back.

 

[Patryn]

Decided to take my dog on a walk with my wife, yadda yadda yadda, I'm now sitting in my new home with my second wife and have two kids.

 

[Wyndstryker]

With friends chilling outside on a nice day. One friend decides to go to a set of trees.

Suddenly we're running from a swarm of hornets

 

[Willin]

I started the morning making myself some eggs benedict.

I ended the morning pulling out shards of glass out of my hand.

 

[OrangeNova]

Went and visited my family, anyway long story short, I had to watch Deadpool with an eye patch.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

Climbing trees as a kid with a friend who then started bouncing on his branch.

Not long later I was knocking on his door telling his father something happened.

 

[Grunty]

When I was young, my cousin and I were playing with a lighter in the woods. Yada yada yada, a few hours later, the fire department was putting out a fire.

 

[Menome]

...and that's how in 2007 Tom Baker of Doctor Who fame promised to tell me how having his shoes on the wrong way around led to him meeting his first wife.

I'm still waiting.

 

[butzopower]

I choke on a man's gift and his daughter saves me.

 

[Kyuuji]

Joined a video game forum, yada yada, might have to move country.

 

[The Albatross]

It was a beautiful summer day, I was mowing the lawn, yada yada yada, I'm doing my first home-made tourniquet on my neighbors leg waiting for the paramedics

 

[Leclair]

2007. Went to a party with a friend at his brother and the brother's girlfriend's place. Yada yada. A week later the friend told me we could no longer be friends and the brother's gf had moved out.
Fin

 

[Shadybiz]

On a nice Monday in June a few years ago, I was happily on my way, driving to a family golf outing. Yada yada yada, I was discharged from the hospital about an hour after the ambulance brought me there.

 

[SwampBastard]

I once fell in some mud and ruined a pair of pants I was on my way to return.

 

[MXG]

Decided to take my dog on a walk with my wife, yadda yadda yadda, I'm now sitting in my new home with my second wife and have two kids.

Click to shrink...

now, really interested in the details.

 

[MLH]

I was removing a bay window, one thing led to another and I wouldn't touch rice for months afterwards.

I'll be surprised if someone can figure out the details of that story...

 

[HandsomeCharles]

I thought moustaches were pretty funny. Ended up with a BAFTA.

 

[h0tp0ck3t]

went to get something from the car Yada Yada Yada, and that's how's I got my back window replaced

 

[subpar spatula]

Just crossed the Rubicon, some senators stabbed me, eventually I start posting here.

 

[Jedi2016]

When we finally caught up to him, he's brushing the snow off, has a busted lip, and he says "I'm doing that again!"

 

[acheron_xl]

So, this one time the brakes on my car died and, long story short, the police ended up checking my apartment while I was at work to see if there were any bodies or anything.

 

[Droopy_McCool]

Bet my friend that the stairs in the hotel were quicker than the elevator to get to our hotel room. One thing leads to another and I'm sitting in the house of an Italian doctor getting five stitches in my head

 

[Shadybiz]

I was removing a bay window, one thing led to another and I wouldn't touch rice for months afterwards.

I'll be surprised if someone can figure out the details of that story...

Click to shrink...

First thing that came to mind: Did you find a massive maggot deposit when you removed the window?

 

[subrock]

Saw this cute girl at this hair salon that I went to. One thing leads to another and now I'm up at 6am after wiping my kid's ass

 

[Trey]

I lived. I died. I lived again.

 

[raidenandsolid]

One day was coming from home lunch, smelled fuel in the car, not even 10 minutes later and the engine was on fire.

 

[FudgeBelcher]

I went to a building a gentleman laid me on a table and yadda yadda yadda, my balls hurt for a week after

 

[Doorman]

...So anyway once I came to, the doctor informed me that luckily I would be keeping both of my testicles after all.

 

[nilbog]

A girl bought me a plane ticket to meet her in Los Angeles. I left LA with a different girl two days later. 🤷

 

[julia crawford]

Let's just say not all of my teeth are real.

 

[Mexen]

I've lost my job.

My ThinkPad has arrived.

 

[Lucky Forward]

Back on April 1st I got good news about my biopsy results, but after I hung up I remembered what day it was...

 

[TheWooniestWoona]

One night I was playing Portal with a friend in college, when suddenly the campus didn't have dorm buildings anymore.

 

[Titantodd]

Turned up for a day at work, ended up in the Downton Abbey film.

 

[purplemonkey111]

Almost died eating pizza.

 

[mangopositive]

I had an ant farm once. Once.

 

[Unknownlight]

Went in for a normal day at work, yadda yadda yadda, I found myself in a college dorm room set with bulky cameras and wires hooked up to me as a Facebook representative instructed me to do yoga.

 

[Kadzork]

I ate rat poison left out when I was a toddler.

Stomach was pumped.

 

[EntelechyFuff]

A girl approached me at a music festival, blah blah blah, anyway I left her hotel room at 5am because her dealer/roommate/friend/boyfriend???? (who had survived a literal strike of lightning) did whippets non-stop all night long and I couldn't get any sleep.

 

[Avis]

Something that's funny I'm noticing is that a lot of these sound like how the starts of books/the starts of chapters are written. Good leads

 

[Abraxas]

A few years ago I was pretty bored one night so started messing on my phone. Anyway, after some other stuff happening I'm living here married with a cat, a dog and a bunch of fish.

 

[elenarie]

I stood with kitchen knives in my hands in a hallway as 3 people were trying to forcefully enter my ex' house.

 

[Grue]

So I start prepping my lunch, anyway long story short, I turn around and I'm shocked to see the kitchen covered in blood - on the floor, up on cupboards, just everywhere.

 

[LetsEatSnacks]

I was 14 years old and hanging out in my apartment complex's laundry room. I ended up selling 2 lbs of marijuana for about 200 bucks.

 

[Instant Vintage]

I missed the August 23rd, 2011 earthquake on the East Coast because I was, funnily enough, on the West Coast.

My kid turns 10 in July.

 

[ArtTeitlebaum]

One night I parked my car in my garage, closed the garage door and yadda yadda later had to explain the rather unfriendly policemen why I preferred to enter my flat through the tilted bedroom window.

 

[SinnyIndonesian]

Almost fell out of a large, speeding travel bus in the middle of the night because I was too busy conversing