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SOS I just spilled beer on my Nintendo Switch
- Thread starter Lunchbox
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Isn't the switch only a few years old? Did you just let a minor drink? Don't turn around. The cops are behind you.
That's what you said about the tuna.
At least your switch is drunk on something good.
You know what OP don't let the haters hate, I'mma bring my Switch to a bar just for you.
Also rice doesn't do much, just let that sucker dry for like 3 days straight before trying to turn it on.
Also rice doesn't do much, just let that sucker dry for like 3 days straight before trying to turn it on.
To be fair, there are Barcades, so... And honestly, still nothing wrong with that even if it wasn't.
No judgment here, I do it too. Had a fun Tetris competition with some ranos once.
How exactly did you get beer on it, if you don't mind me asking?
No one here is gonna make me feel bad, trust me. I was reaching for the glass of water and jerked my arm back and knocked over my beer all over the counter & console. I did however get a free beer.
People are gonna be hung up on you for not socializing, for whatever reason. I've seen people come in to do homework on their laptop and enjoy a beer. No biggie. That sucks.
Further from the case, the reason I didn't take care right of it away is some guy was buying me Jell-O shots (gross, not gonna turn it down) around the area.
We open on a couple of kids playing Nintendo Labo TM.
There's laughter and joy as the kids fumble with the Labo Kits. We cut to an old folks home where old biddies giggle jerking off champagne bottles in 1-2 Switch. Then we are transported to frivolous teens on a rooftop party who whip out a portable Nintendo Switch and proceed to play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Everyone is smiling.
We cut to Lunchbox in a bar, trying to pick up a date by showing them how to teabag as Little Mac in quickplay. He haphazardly spills his Fort George IPA onto his Nintendo Switch while ladies laugh at his buffoonary.
We end with a shot of Lunchbox walking home down a long road lit by streetlights, Switch in one hand, a bag of Uncle Bens Easy Cook Long Grain White Rice in the other and holding back tears in his eyes.
Text appears. 'Come Together and play Anywhere, Anytime. Even at a bar which might sound like a bad idea.'
What do you think Mr. Bowser?
There's laughter and joy as the kids fumble with the Labo Kits. We cut to an old folks home where old biddies giggle jerking off champagne bottles in 1-2 Switch. Then we are transported to frivolous teens on a rooftop party who whip out a portable Nintendo Switch and proceed to play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Everyone is smiling.
We cut to Lunchbox in a bar, trying to pick up a date by showing them how to teabag as Little Mac in quickplay. He haphazardly spills his Fort George IPA onto his Nintendo Switch while ladies laugh at his buffoonary.
We end with a shot of Lunchbox walking home down a long road lit by streetlights, Switch in one hand, a bag of Uncle Bens Easy Cook Long Grain White Rice in the other and holding back tears in his eyes.
Text appears. 'Come Together and play Anywhere, Anytime. Even at a bar which might sound like a bad idea.'
What do you think Mr. Bowser?
💀 I got the Thai Jasmine rice, I'm totally good.
So if I already tried to turn the it on like ten times am I fucked?
Playing Civ in a bar LOL
(I'll do that)
Hope your Switch is not dead.
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