Swamp ass era

[Surface of Me]

Who else gotta deal with this? Over here at work I'm not sweating anywhere or uncomfortably hot, but it feels like a hurricane just passed through my ass and taint. I legit feel like just stuffin some paper towels down there or somethin. Anyone figure out how to beat this menace?

 

[Hollywood Duo]

Lose weight, drink more water, wear more breathable fabrics.

 

[Jimnymebob]

Have you sharted?

 

[Surface of Me]

Have you sharted?

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No my man not even a fart. It's all sweat down there.

 

[Jimnymebob]

No my man not even a fart. It's all sweat down there.

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In that case I think you probably have super powers.

Spoiler

Have you been sitting for a long time in heavy clothing?

 

[HStallion]

I don't get swamp ass but I get swamp crotch. Then again I sweat a lot at the drop of hat.

 

[Charcoal]

Have you tried showering?

 

[J-Rod]

Dude. Get a big bottle of Gold Bond. That's the only way I survive in the summer.

 

[Borgnine]

Are you a corpulent gentleman?

 

[Crayon]

Omg when I drive a manual I get this now. Have an hour long drive to work and I do in fact stuff a blue paper shop towel down there before the drive. A regular paper towel disintegrates but the blue ones work.

 

[Parch]

This is more of a summer issue and not being used to hot weather.
A friend of mine suggested using talcum powder but that doesn't work. You just get a cake batter going down there.
I went to take a leak and a belgium waffle fell out.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I know just the thing

 

[Assisted Living Dracula]

Dude. Get a big bottle of Gold Bond. That's the only way I survive in the summer.

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It's January

 

[AMAGON]

I get swamp ass when I walk around too much in the city.

I should seek help.

:(

 

[MrToughPants]

Pepper your balls and ass.

 

[Assisted Living Dracula]

OP just make sure the top of your crack hangs out at all times. Get some ventilation in there. Also shave your ass, it makes farting more fun and exciting.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Dude. Get a big bottle of Gold Bond. That's the only way I survive in the summer.

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Don't google Gold Bond cancer.

 

[Dalek]

Drain the swamp ass.

 

[Royalan]

Oh...feel free to open a general hygiene thread. Important conversation.