Man, went to eat last night at Carpenter's Hall (our water is off, and it was outside and distanced, dont @ me) and most tables were just bitching about the power outage. Seemed like most people there were local and most of central Austin was offline from Sunday-Thursday.
Then this woman at one of the tables just started talking to everyone super loud there about how we are all pussies and can't handle the cold, and she lived in Maine once and the problem wasn't the power outage but that Texan's just can't drive in ice and it was our fault not the Governor. After the near riot calmed down she admitted she only lost power for 2 hours.
Mother fuckers that start 2" from the finish line always with the boot strap advice.
I swear to god, its like the entire country thinks we don't know what ice and snow are and none of us have ever ventured outside (or lived outside of) the state.
Like, I've lived through Blizzards in NYC. They sucked, but my apartment was never below freezing inside.