The ghost poop or other of life's little victories.

[Mikebison]

As title Era, you know what I'm talking about. You hit the porcelain throne and your day improves tenfold when you realise that you don't need to wipe. It's a perfect poop. A flawless victory.

What other little things happen in your day that set you up going forward?

-Driving to work in the morning and that perfect space opens up in the car park right before your eyes. Ground floor, easy to get in, just drive straight and get out.

-Lying in bed with a blocked nose, you suddenly think about how much you took for granted having clear nasal passages, but as if the mucus gods heard your cry, the offending nostril clears with a little fizz and all is well again.

 

[Stop Motion Pornography]

I always enjoy it when the song I'm listening to in the car ends the exact moment I shut the engine off.

 

[Stop Motion Pornography]

And on the music topic, when that song you really want to hear pops up when your playlist is in shuffle mode.

 

[Mikebison]

I always enjoy it when the song I'm listening to in the car ends the exact moment I shut the engine off.

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Oh that is cathartic indeed.

 

[Transhuman]

You hit the porcelain throne and your day improves tenfold when you realise that you don't need to wipe. It's a perfect poop. A flawless victory.

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No.

That's a clean cut.

Ghost poop is when you shit, and you turn around to flush, but the poop is gone already.

 

[Funky Papa]

What about false ghost poops, which require no wiping but will produce a bad case of mud butt after a few minutes. Is there even a name for those?

 

[Mikebison]

No.

That's a clean cut.

Ghost poop is when you shit, and you turn around to flush, but the poop is gone already.

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I've always called that the submariner. But it's equally ghost like for sure.

Maybe my ghost poop is more of a heist. In and out with no evidence.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

But what about the poops where you wipe and wipe and it never ends. And then you think it's over and it comes back

 

[Chuck Noblet]

No.

That's a clean cut.

Ghost poop is when you shit, and you turn around to flush, but the poop is gone already.

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How sway.

Where could it have gone?

 

[Spiritual_Chaos]

But what about the poops where you wipe and wipe and it never ends. And then you think it's over and it comes back

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[FaceHugger]

When you wake up really not wanting to go to work. Making coffee, in a bad mood, then you realize it's a holiday. Happened to me twice.

 

[Transhuman]

How sway.

Where could it have gone?

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Sometimes if your poop is really aerodynamic is dives perfectly down and out of the bowl into the siphon.

Source: I have really aerodynamic poops

 

[Arkanius]

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I started using the bidet when this happens.
And guess what? I then wipe, and still poop

What a marvel of human engineering

 

[bunbun777]

Oh yea...

My favorite is when it's a big ol snake poking out of the water after wrapping around the bowl.

 

[Funky Papa]

I guess supercavitating poops are a thing now.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

some things never change...

 

[Chuck Noblet]

Sometimes if your poop is really aerodynamic is dives perfectly down and out of the bowl into the siphon.

Source: I have really aerodynamic poops

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Fascinating. I generally always see mine even if it's small. How to reduce drag and make my poops aerodynamic. More study is required.

 

[HazySaiyan]

What the hell is wrong with you people

 

[Stop Motion Pornography]

Sometimes if your poop is really aerodynamic is dives perfectly down and out of the bowl into the siphon.

Source: I have really aerodynamic poops

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I feel like I just learned Santa isn't real for the first time.

 

[Mikebison]

When you wake up really not wanting to go to work. Making coffee, in a bad mood, then you realize it's a holiday. Happened to me twice.

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Happened to me yesterday. But I then remembered I had the day off for a speed awareness course, so my soul was instantly re-crushed.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

What the hell is wrong with you people

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You don't poop?

 

[HazySaiyan]

You don't poop?

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Everybody poops

 

[Jmille99]

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This is so damn frustrating

*my current problem today*

Small victories? Its really great getting a close parking spot on a super busy day at the grocery store.

 

[Preezy]

No such thing as a wipeless poop. You have to wipe your bot-bot at least once to see that sweet unsoiled scroll of freedom.

 

[Qikz]

But what about the poops where you wipe and wipe and it never ends. And then you think it's over and it comes back

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This is the bane of my existance.

 

[Bumrush]

But what about the poops where you wipe and wipe and it never ends. And then you think it's over and it comes back

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That's when you say fuck it and jump in the shower

 

[Vern]

What other little things happen in your day that set you up going forward?
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Don't know about wipeless poos, but good little things I like include:

- Sleeping on the plane and not having the jerk behind me use my seat as leverage when he needs to stand up. Or sleeping on the plane and not having the stewardess wake me up to offer me a drink/food. I just like sleeping on the plane in peace mainly.

- leaving work

- waking up next to someone sexy

- when you are full but not too full

 

[Deleted member 1287]

Sometimes if your poop is really aerodynamic is dives perfectly down and out of the bowl into the siphon.

Source: I have really aerodynamic poops

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Aw, I didn't want the mystery solved, I just wanted to believe those were just extra special poops

 

[Triforce of the Gods]

Everybody poops

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[DrKelpo]

No such thing as a wipeless poop. You have to wipe your bot-bot at least once to see that sweet unsoiled scroll of freedom.

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Exactly. Are there really people who don't wipe when it feels clean?

 

[GarthLordOfTheSith]

When there's not ten wrecks on I-24 so I can actually get to work without being an hour late.

 

[whitehawk]

In in Japan right now, so with these magical bidet toilets, every poop is a ghost poop.

 

[bjork]

I thought the official name was drywipe.

 

[Gabora]

What about when you are done and there's more poop than water?

 

[Mikebison]

Don't know about wipeless poos, but good little things I like include:

- Sleeping on the plane and not having the jerk behind me use my seat as leverage when he needs to stand up. Or sleeping on the plane and not having the stewardess wake me up to offer me a drink/food. I just like sleeping on the plane in peace mainly.

- leaving work

- waking up next to someone sexy

- when you are full but not too full

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Full but not too full is the rarest phenomena in my life.

 

[daveo42]

No-wipe poops are the absolute best. So are the ones that feel like your insides empty out into the bowl.

 

[julia crawford]

When she talks to me

 

[Daniel Westlake]

When you pop your collar and it stays perfectly popped. Feel stylish as hell.

 

[Preezy]

No-wipe poops are the absolute best. So are the ones that feel like your insides empty out into the bowl.

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So when you have a no-wipe poo, do you literally not wipe your arse at all? That's a big risk to take, unless you have an elaborate system of inside-toilet mirrors set up to check your poop-chute is clearly of klingons.

 

[Daniel Westlake]

This is why an enema once a week is a good idea.

 

[Fuu]

So when you have a no-wipe poo, do you literally not wipe your arse at all? That's a big risk to take, unless you have an elaborate system of inside-toilet mirrors set up to check your poop-chute is clearly of klingons.

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you wipe once and realize you don't need to do it further.

 

[LightEntite]

When you're using GPS in a busy part of town and you have no idea where you are

but all your turns have lights so its k

 

[TheBeardedOne]

Ghost poops are the best

Also, waking up a few hours before you actually have to get up and realizing that you can sleep longer.

 

[Sowrong]

When you get a bad haircut, but it's supposed to rain for the whole week. So you can cover it up, while it's at its worst.

 

[Mikebison]

When you get a bad haircut, but it's supposed to rain for the whole week. So you can cover it up, while it's at its worst.

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Conversely, when you get a good haircut and they style it for you and you spend the entire day feeling great.

 

[bjork]

What about when you are done and there's more poop than water?

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That's called "visit your doctor" poops

Recently at work, some poor soul shit an entire toilet full to the point of overflowing, then also did the same in the toilet next to it, then also got it all over the floor. No idea how this was possible as you'd think the body could only hold so much, but it happened.

 

[Preezy]

you wipe once and realize you don't need to do it further.

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So by definition it can't be called a no-wiper.

These are very important nuances that we must all consider as a species if we are ever to climb the mountain of knowledge and ascend to the heavens.

 

[Faddy]

A true ghostie needs to disappear from the bowl AND has a spotless wipe.

I have done one ghost poop in my life.

 

[Fuu]

So by definition it can't be called a no-wiper.

These are very important nuances that we must all consider as a species if we are ever to climb the mountain of knowledge and ascend to the heavens.

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Agreed. I'm more inclined to call the phenomenon "clean shit" (it's also the more common nomenclature as per Urban Dictionary definitions). Or "clean cut", like suggested earlier in the thread.

 

[rashbeep]

No.

That's a clean cut.

Ghost poop is when you shit, and you turn around to flush, but the poop is gone already.

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this

ghost poop is usually clean cut in my experiences