Lidl

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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jan/03/uk-army-recruitment-ads-target-snowflake-millennials

The British army is calling on "snowflakes, selfie addicts, class clowns, phone zombies, and me, me, millennials" to join its ranks in a recruitment drive targeting young people.

The campaign, featuring posters and TV ads titled Your Army Needs You, suggests that what is seen as a weakness or a character flaw by the rest of society can be seen as a strength by the army. The campaign states that the army could use the "compassion" of "snowflakes", the "self-belief" of millennials, the "confidence" of selfie takers, and the "focus" of phone zombies.

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The TV ads build on the idea that young ambitious people may feel undervalued and want a job with greater purpose. These would-be recruits are first shown at home or at work, with others calling out their stereotypes, before the scene suddenly changes and shows them in army roles, ranging from soldiers assisting on humanitarian missions in war-torn villages to providing support in a hurricane relief effort.

The ad also shows a gamer up all night, which the army sees as showing stamina and dedication. In another scene, someone is shown slowly stowing supermarket shopping trolleys, to the annoyance of their workmates, but the army could instead read this as them being a slow and steady perfectionist with patience.



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Tidus9000

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I can see what they're going for but....this feels very fellowkids.gif, and just comes off as insulting the people they're trying to bring in
 

Snack12367

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This makes me not want to join the army. This is the ad campaign that leads to this story.

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Imperialism 2.0 didn't win out?
 

Dirtyshubb

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The UK armys ad campaigns are always terrible, they typically target vulnerable young people and play up the idea of being a family etc.

They spend a tonne on recruitment, go to any jobs fair and they always have the most ridiculous stalls with tanks and big interactive activities.
 
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I can see what they're going for but....this feels very fellowkids.gif, and just comes off as insulting the people they're trying to bring in
This basically. It's pretty telling despite the huge advertising recruitment drive all over all forms of media and glorification of the military, army recruitment is still well under the target.
 

El Bombastico

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The UK armys ad campaigns are always terrible, they typically target vulnerable young people and play up the idea of being a family etc.

They spend a tonne on recruitment, go to any jobs fair and they always have the most ridiculous stalls with tanks and big interactive activities.

Not much different from from the US army then.
 
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Lidl

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I am now on a binge to discover other countries' recruitment ads.
 

Siggy-P

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I feel like the correlation between successful marketing an litteraly insulting your target demographic is a questionable one.
 

Protome

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Another year where Capita isn't going to hit their recruitment targets i guess. What a shame.
 

Klyka

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The UK army trying to bring in the most persecuted and hated group in the history of humankind: Gamers
 

Temp_User

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Can't find a suitably patriotic picture UK equivalent of a crying bald eagle so i have to settle with this:

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HotHamBoy

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The blood sacrifice awaits!

More souls for the blood god!

"Hey, you're so smart and unique and special... you know what you should do? Sell us your flesh."
 

Aprikurt

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I always find army recruitment ads kind of gross. Especially the ones that depict it as some partying lifestyle.
 

Eumi

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What do they think 'snowflake' is?

Because they can't actually be trying to insult people into the army, can they?
 

sibarraz

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They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
 

Tezz

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They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
I wonder if using white feathers would be more effective for recruiting gaters.
 

big_z

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would have been more effective and cheaper to just say come play the real fortnite.
 

Thorn

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Nothing makes me want to commit war crimes on brown people like being called a snowflake!
 

travisbickle

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What do they think 'snowflake' is?

People who are overly compassionate. They're trying to target things people are criticized for and showing them as positive in the armed forces. The reality is they'd drill the shit out of any non-conformity but they can pretend they want class clowns for their spirit in advertising.
 

sibarraz

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Wait a second, I only watched the top text of the ads, now that I read the bottom text (RISE UP!) I realized that the ads are trying to compliment you after insulting you?

Somehow this was dumber than what I initially thought
 

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What do they think 'snowflake' is?

Because they can't actually be trying to insult people into the army, can they?

Well, uh, yeah that's kinda the idea - they're pointing out your own flaws, then spinning them as something the army can make something valuable out of.

This is like an casting ad for a porn movie saying "bald men are verile so we want you in our movie!"
 
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There is something particularly nauseating about the establishment using the negative labels driven by establishment ideology to make young people feel alienated, and then coax them into potentially dying for them.
 

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Do European armies get the equivalent of a GI Bill to spur recruitment. it's why I ended up joining many years ago for a 4 year hitch.