EGADS, they're cunning linguists as well?!They have freakishly long tongues that they use to steal yo gurl!
"I am the king of bears. You've done well in reaching my domain human. Speak now, tell me your tale"
IDK what I was expecting but it wasn't that lol.They have freakishly long tongues that they use to steal yo gurl!
They have freakishly long tongues that they use to steal yo gurl!
Wrong, its a beet in a Battlestar Galactica costume
This is from the brilliant Nicolas Cage film The Wicker Man
This is actually the absolute truth
"I am the king of bears. You've done well in reaching my domain human. Speak now, tell me your tale"
Bear: The sun is a wondrous body,like a magnificent father..if only I could be so grossly incandescent.
As a sloth bear enthusiast, I must say 'how dare you, sir!'
Lmfao
Now it all makes sense
They have freakishly long tongues that they use to steal yo gurl!
I hope bears evolve into a sapient species and Earth gets bear-people after we're gone.
EDIT: I mean, all they have to do is start socializing and getting ideas.
How does metroid turn into bear?
They have freakishly long tongues that they use to steal yo gurl!