Trump declares Twitter national security threat after #DiaperDon trends following meltdown at miniature table

[Schlorgan]

Trump declares Twitter national security threat after #DiaperDon trends following meltdown

US president demands fundamental change to internet in angry late-night tweets

www.independent.co.uk

Donald Trump has angrily declared Twitter a national security threat after #DiaperDon went viral following a news conference in which he repeatedly complained about perceived injustices.

"Twitter is sending out totally false 'Trends' that have absolutely nothing to do with what is really trending in the world. They make it up, and only negative 'stuff'," the US president tweeted without providing evidence in the early hours of Friday morning

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[Abylim]

Hilarious

 

[Bus-TEE]

After the tremendous job he did with TikTok I'm sure Twitter are in full panic mode here.

 

[Baneros]

I wanna marry that headline.

 

[DeltaRed]

If you don't like it stop using it moron

 

[Deleted member 1086]

bigly Conservative discrimination

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

 

[chandoog]

You can always stop using it.

 

[teruterubozu]

Man in diapers cries about being called a man in diapers.

 

[FullMetalTech]

Man how I wish Twitter would just delete his account today.

 

[Mindwipe]

Lol, Twitter clearly made a call they didn't need to be afraid of you a while ago as you were a loser.

 

[StrangeRoboMemory]

This is gonna be some Streisand Effect type shit, huh? lol

 

[Deleted member 10726]

Both of his tweets seem to fit the hashtag that is trending, I don't see an issue here.

 

[Haruko]

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

 

[Deleted member 24052]

What a fragile child.

 

[entremet]

See, the issue with Trump is that his ego is so fragile that this happens lol.

We make fun all politicians in the US. And Trump does it himself! But, like all bullies, he can take what he dishes out.

 

[uzipukki]

 

[Korigama]

Eternal manbaby.

 

[SilentPanda]

 

[Jombie]

You can't write this shit.

 

[Arex]

And he declared it on... Twitter lol

 

[Indy in the Fridge]

President Trump seated with his Cabinet, 2020 (colorized)

 

[Infinity Times Two]

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Does one notice an increasingly smaller workdesk if he does not work?

philosoraptor.jpg

 

[JaggedSac]

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Lol

 

[Khanimus]

Cry more you pathetic fucking loser.

 

[RailWays]

Stay pressed, loser

 

[ivantod]

After the tremendous job he did with TikTok I'm sure Twitter are in full panic mode here.

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Yeah, did that whole story just somehow fade out without anything ever actually happening or what happened there?

 

[DekuBleep]

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was that picture edited? So hard to tell these days.

 

[Bus-TEE]

Yeah, did that whole story just somehow fade out without anything ever actually happening or what happened there?

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Pretty much. It was the ultimate game of corporate bluff, arrange the financing (Orcale and WalMart ????), arrange the lawyers and then just as it looked like it was going to really happen...... the Trump administration basically went 'gahhhhhh, I got nothing' and everyone went home early.

 

[Bacon]

Why was he at such a tiny desk? Trying to figure why he would rather use that desk than the normal one in the oval office lmao.

 

[IamError]

So because he saw a Twitter trend he didn't like, he's threatening to revoke safe harbor law?

 

[Wackamole]

There will never be a bigger loser in the world.
It's the ONLY thing he has a talent for.

 

[DeltaRed]

Why was he at such a tiny desk? Trying to figure why he would rather use that desk than the normal one in the oval office lmao.

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To make his hands look normal size

 

[TheSkullPrince]

What a sensitive little bitch. Fucking bitch made ass, trick ass, bitch ass bitch.

Fuck him and anyone who thinks he's tough. It's fucking laughable anyone thinks this sore fucking loser is a strong leader lmao. No wonder their stupid asses get grifted so easily.

 

[Schlorgan]

was that picture edited? So hard to tell these days.

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Nope. That picture is not edited.

 

[Arkanim94]

The war on memes has begun.

 

[Elandyll]

Poor The Onion.
How do you compete with a Trump reality like that?

 

[Fuu]

Actually laughed out loud with that headline.

 

[red13th]

Sad!

 

[TheSkullPrince]

Poor The Onion.
How do you compete with a Trump reality like that?

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Especially after the "Four Seasons" press conference, they just can't lmao

 

[Chaos Legion]

What a sensitive little bitch. Fucking bitch made ass, trick ass, bitch ass bitch.

Fuck him and anyone who thinks he's tough. It's fucking laughable anyone thinks this sore fucking loser is a strong leader lmao. No wonder their stupid asses get grifted so easily.

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I could not write a better response than this if I tried.

 

[Deleted member 28564]

Poor The Onion.

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Aye. This is, no exaggeration, The Onioniest title ever. Like, this is the sort of title people think of when they try to mock Donnie in the most hyperbolic fashion they can think of. And now he's gone and made it reality. Parody has condensed to the point of reality.

 

[bdbdbd]

Makes sense. He'd better blow up Twitter now before they shitcan his account in January (lol, as if).

 

[Deleted member 83122]

Why was he at such a tiny desk? Trying to figure why he would rather use that desk than the normal one in the oval office lmao.

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My take from the other thread:

I missed this earlier but I am cracking up right now! Someone has to be in charge of setting this sort of thing up and it boggles the mind that they looked over and said, "Yep, we've done it again. This is the setup right here."

Or they knew that it looked ridiculous and didn't say anything because this whole setup was Trump's idea, and they say, "Looks great boss, real good idea on the setup."

This is what happens when you are surrounded by Yes-men. No one wants to tell Dear Leader that he looks like a damn child.

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[Bufbaf]

The desk is the president's standard desk in that particular room of the White House, we had a thread about it and multiple pictures of Obama sitting at the same desk. Surprisingly, he didn't look completely ridiculous doing so.

 

[Pirateluigi]

How is this real life?

 

[ivantod]

So because he saw a Twitter trend he didn't like, he's threatening to revoke safe harbor law?

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Yes.

Next question, please?

But seriously, even five year olds have thicker skin and more self awareness that this stupid asshole.

 

[Imperfected]

It's amazing that after constantly being called a fascist, Nazi, white supremacist, authoritarian, dictator, and traitor that it's DiaperDon that gets to him, and yet somehow not at all surprising.

 

[PlanetSmasher]

If Trump wants people to stop calling him a baby he should stop acting like a baby all the time.