Trump invites children of press to White House.

[DrForester]

Then insults their parents.....


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/do...-trick-or-treaters-you-have-no-weight-n815196

President Donald Trump made some ghoulish remarks Friday as he handed out candy to a group of trick-or-treaters Friday, joking, "You have no weight problems — that's the good news, right?"

And that was after he hit the kids' parents — members of the White House press corps — with a back-handed compliment.

"I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children," Trump said.

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"How does the press treat you? I'll bet you get treated better by the press than anybody in the world," he added. "These are beautiful, wonderful children. You're gonna grow up to be like your parents. Don't answer."

"That can only get me in trouble, that question," he added.

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[The Dread Pirate Westley]

Foot-in-mouth disease is a real thing, apparently. Like affluenza.

He has both.

 

[Doc Laserstein]

At least he didn't drop a casual "I'll be dating her in ten years" this time.

 

[L Thammy]

OP is structured like setup -> punchline but I'm somehow completely unsurprised.

Wasn't intentional. Hit post before I finished typing. Can't change it.

So I improvised.

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Oh, no, I'm not blaming you for anything here. Someone else is to blame.

 

[DrForester]

OP is structured like setup -> punchline but I'm somehow completely unsurprised.

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Wasn't intentional. Hit post before I finished typing. Can't change it.

So I improvised.

 

[DreadPirateRoberts]

At this point, I'm not totally sure why anyone in the media would let Trump near their children

 

[Ponn]

If you have been a member of the press that isn't Fox News or Breitbart why in the world would you bring your kids to interact with this disgusting vile pile of shit? I mean these are people that know firsthand what he is, says and does on a daily basis.

 

[Heshinsi]

No one in the world is going to the States seriously for the next few decades at minimum. Not after this shit stain.

 

[Polymath]

This guy is seriously dense, I can't imagine living my whole life in such an ignorant bubble and yet the Donald has done it.

 

[Cbrun44]

At this point, I'm not totally sure why anyone in the media would let Trump near their children

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That was my first thought.

 

[Ferrasvansen]

No way would I let my young nephew near that lunatic, though he did ask could he wear a Trump Halloween outfit. Thankfully he was joking as he had read a story in the paper.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Good thing they didn't have a weight problem, otherwise he would have had to give them nicknames like "Tubby Timmy" or "Husky Harris."

 

[Polymath]

ElectricBlanketFire Damn, you're so right. However I'm pretty confident a kid could rebuttal him and win in an argument.

 

[andymcc]

Good thing they didn't have a weight problem, otherwise he would have had to give them nicknames like "Tubby Timmy" or "Husky Harris."

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"Maybe you don't need candy, Chubby Chris!" *eats candy right in front of denied child*

 

[adj_noun]

I mean, what do you say at this point.

At least he didn't punch a kid in the eye and steal their candy.

 

[Ferrasvansen]

I mean, what do you say at this point.

At least he didn't punch a kid in the eye and steal their candy.

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I'm sure that's coming soon.

 

[EssBeeVee]

god, even the way he handed out the candy, just goes and sets it on the table. like he's scared to hand it to them himself.

 

[Zellia]

At this point, I'm not totally sure why anyone in the media would let Trump near their children

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It's pretty baffling.

 

[Strike]

Came in to make a joke and then...

Then insults their parents.....

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[PersonAndStuff]

At least he didn't tell them that exercise is fake.

 

[Commander Quackers]

I've come to the conclusion that he can not do anything right period

all he had to do was walk in, trick or treat, give'em candy and walk out that's it

 

[ahoyhoy]

I've come to the conclusion that he can not do anything right period

all he had to do was walk in, trick or treat, give'em candy and walk out that's it

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Would be interesting if his approval ratings started to drop once he actually started doing "deals" and he's seen as a betrayer.

 

[shiba5]

I'm surprised he didn't call their parents fake.

 

[Alienous]

If you bring your children to meet Trump you're going to get Trump.

I don't know what they expected.

 

[Felt]

Saw this earlier today lol can't believe he's talking to kids about his petty drama with the media. Now we know what it's like growing up with Trump as your father at dinner time

 

[m o n s t e r]

They should really stop allowing him in public. He's misbehaved enough now that people should know better than to expect anything else from him.

 

[shiba5]

They should really stop allowing him in public. He's misbehaved enough now that people should know better than to expect anything else from him.

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We still have the pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey and the lighting of the National Christmas Tree to get through... just imagine the possibilities.

 

[m o n s t e r]

We still have the pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey and the lighting of the National Christmas Tree to get through... just imagine the possibilities.

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Oh no... I forgot about this. Hopefully he can manage a fraction of common decency. Maybe that's asking too much though!

 

[mac]

"How does the press treat you? I'll bet you get treated better by the press than anybody in the world," he added. "These are beautiful, wonderful children. You're gonna grow up to be like your parents. Don't answer."

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That got a chuckle from me.

 

[Bee.Cups]

Id be afraid hed kidnap them and hold them hostage.

 

[Jimmypython]

Trump might get his first Emmy award for the best lead actor for a comedy series.

 

[Lonewolf]

Sending your kids to trick or treat Trump as a member of the press, that's sort of like hiring It to be a clown at your child's birthday party.

 

[Deleted member 19213]

He's truly a joke.

 

[Linkura]

How is this not The Onion?

 

[Strike]

How is this not The Onion?

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Reality has been them a run for their money for a while now.

 

[Ballpoint Ren]