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Trump mocks Jeff Sessions at CPAC: "I'm gonna recuse mahhhself"

verygooster

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Sometimes I feel like I've seen it all so nothing really gets too big a reaction out of me and yet I find it stunning still how much the right will double down on supporting the guy like when the Rs were grandstanding during the Cohen hearing and Trump has shown time and time and time again the guy will throw you under the bus in a heartbeat and they'll take it happily.
 
cognizant

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As Trump gesticulates wildly, he begins frothing at the mouth, flopping to the ground in a frenzy of epileptic fit, thrashing and soiling himself.

The crowd rises to its feet, applauding and screaming, "USA USA USA!"
 
Dimple

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iyox

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"I may have committed crimes, but they aren't the crimes that you were currently investigating, so they don't matter" The logic boggles the mind. Especially considering the concern over "her emails".
 
PBalfredo

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I will never understand how anyone could convince themselves Trump has any charisma
 
Cousin From Boston

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Trump meant he spoke with the general manager of a Raisin' Canes fast food restaurant. They forgot his Cane's Sauce with his last order. He also asked them about catching ISIS, so that's where the confusing numbers came from.
 
neon/drifter

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There was a tweet of Daniel Dale's in which Trump reassured the audience that he'd get back to the political stuff and he asked them to try not to fall asleep.

Even Trump knows his audience doesn't give a shit about politics or the country and it's affairs. They and him, love his celebrity! It's about about his boisterous attitude and nothing more. It's a hoot and hollerin' good time for them to take nothing seriously and feel as if they've won something.

EDIT: Found it!

 
Maddness

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100% he ate at a Raisin Canes before he got here and that was the only name he could think of off the top of his stupid head. "Yep. Went over to the nation of Arbys with my top CIA guy Carl Jr. Met the king of that area. King Burger. Talks went super good. The best talks. Then we flew back and I was talking with an Irish reporter named McDonalds. Great people. Great stuff."
 
stew

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Please keep talking, he just said the national emergency was a loophole.

Edit: I'm interpreting, he didn't say it that clearly.
 
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Applesauce

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Rick Wilson's book "Everything Trump Touches Dies" was spot on. Get close to this turd and you'll eventually be tossed in the trash. Loyalty only goes one way with president diaper clog.

And sessions was one of the first to endorse him in the primary, if not the first, right?
 
Slayven

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Applesauce said:
Rick Wilson's book "Everything Trump Touches Dies" was spot on. Get close to this turd and you'll eventually be tossed in the trash. Loyalty only goes one way with president diaper clog.

And sessions was one of the first to endorse him in the primary, if not the first, right?
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Wasn't being a racist that killed Sessions career, it was having integrity
 
HotHamBoy

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iyox said:
"I may have committed crimes, but they aren't the crimes that you were currently investigating, so they don't matter" The logic boggles the mind. Especially considering the concern over "her emails".
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Yes, i actually tried to explain this to my dumb dad the other day. I said something like if he did crimes at any point in his life shouldn't an investigation turn that up and wouldn't we want to know?

He brought up Hillary and how she should be investigated or some shit. Like clockwork. I said she was and she was cleared and it went from there.

My dad thinks he will easily be re-elected. I don't believe that but it does make you wonder if there's enough people like him out there.
 
iyox

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HotHamBoy said:
Yes, i actually tried to explain this to my dumb dad the other day. I said something like if he did crimes at any point in his life shouldn't an investigation turn that up and wouldn't we want to know?

He brought up Hillary and how she should be investigated or some shit. Like clockwork. I said she was and she was cleared and it went from there.

My dad thinks he will easily be re-elected. I don't believe that but it does make you wonder if there's enough people like him out there.
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Him being re-elected is very likely. I am not sure the voting populace is capable of recognizing who is causing their existential despair. They will be happy to continue to vote as fox news tells them. Not even considering that things may have gotten worse during the current republican tenure. Probably just a hold-over from the democrat.
 
dabig2

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Over 2 hours and I'm sure his lies/minute will be just as high, if not higher than a condensed speech.
 
RDreamer

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iyox said:
"I may have committed crimes, but they aren't the crimes that you were currently investigating, so they don't matter" The logic boggles the mind. Especially considering the concern over "her emails".
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It's actually more like: "They didn't find [thing that's not a crime] so now they're investigating things that actually are crimes."

The crazy thing is that's why the republicans and Fox put the whole thing to collusion or bust. They harped on it all the time, made that the conversation, and the media followed along. Collusion was never a fucking crime. It's not actually a crime! So obviously they knew ahead of time the investigation would never find "collusion." But when the bar is collusion or bust they'll win no matter what because they've prepped their dumb crowd for it.
 

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It's actually more like: "They didn't find [thing that's not a crime] so now they're investigating things that actually are crimes."

The crazy thing is that's why the republicans and Fox put the whole thing to collusion or bust. They harped on it all the time, made that the conversation, and the media followed along. Collusion was never a fucking crime. It's not actually a crime! So obviously they knew ahead of time the investigation would never find "collusion." But when the bar is collusion or bust they'll win no matter what because they've prepped their dumb crowd for it.
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They did the exact same bullshit with Obamacare and "if you like your doctor you can keep them". But I guess Obama should have added "unless your company switches plans or you're laid off".
 
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iyox said:
Him being re-elected is very likely. I am not sure the voting populace is capable of recognizing who is causing their existential despair. They will be happy to continue to vote as fox news tells them. Not even considering that things may have gotten worse during the current republican tenure. Probably just a hold-over from the democrat.
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It's not "very likely" at all. It's very possible, yes, but he won by razor thin margins in 2016. His support in key states has swung massively away from him.
 
HotHamBoy

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iyox said:
Him being re-elected is very likely. I am not sure the voting populace is capable of recognizing who is causing their existential despair. They will be happy to continue to vote as fox news tells them. Not even considering that things may have gotten worse during the current republican tenure. Probably just a hold-over from the democrat.
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Considering the narrow margins by which he won, but still lost the popular vote, and how mobilized the left is, you really think he's held on to that margin after all that's happened since he took office?

People are seriously underestimating how much people just didn't like Hillary Clinton rather than liked Trump.

He hasn't gained supporters since he took office, that's for sure.
 
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