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Coyote Starrk

The Fallen
Oct 30, 2017
53,421
A beer made from the 'vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models' has gone on sale in Poland.

The vagina beer has been launched by a brewery known as "The Order of Yoni" from the Polish capital city of Warsaw.

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for female genitals.

Customers can now buy the beer and taste the 'essence' of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice.

The brewery's website colourfully describes the sensations customers might expect from the beer saying: "Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion.

"Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice.

"Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you'd like to hear.

"Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer."

However, one of the first customers who tasted the beer, Grzegorz Majewski, was not over impressed, saying that at 25 zloty (£5) a beer costs the same as a normal bottle of wine.

A promotional video made for the beer shows a large brown bottle with a sticker being peeled back showing a photo of a model in underwear with the name Pauline.

The label says: "You are drinking the essence of Pauline," showing a diagram of two people having intercourse and a caption saying: "The best sex position when drinking beer."

The founder of the company, Wojtek Mann, described the process in which a gynaecologist took smears from their two models, Paulina and Monika, and had the lactic acid bacteria isolated in a lab.

The website describes the process somewhat ambiguously saying: "The secret of the beer lies in her vagina.

"Using hi-tech microbiological techniques, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of a unique woman."

Amidst concerns about the hygiene implications of the beer, the Order of Yoni reassured consumers the ladies had been totally checked before having the smears and the scientific process they use to isolate the bacteria removes all possible unsavoury elements.

Two years ago, Mr Mann tried to convince people online to fund his project, but only managed to raise 1578 euros (£1400) out of a 150,000 euro (£133,000) target.

However, the determined entrepreneur managed to raise the funds through a single investor and finally made his vagina beer dream a reality.

Man said: "We managed to find an investor who believed in this project and supported us financially."

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/vagina-beer-made-essence-hot-13021963

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Sabot

Saw the truth behind the copied door
Member
Oct 31, 2017
2,966
just gonna hide this thread forever
 

MistaTwo

SNK Gaming Division Studio 1
Verified
Oct 24, 2017
2,456
I'm all about some interesting craft beer but nah miss me with that shit yo.
 

Hubologist

Member
Nov 1, 2017
1,119
Shrug, I'd give it a shot just to try it.

Isn't everybody nowadays eating dookie and peepee residue straight from the source? And this is somehow gross?
 

DJ_Lae

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,901
Edmonton
I'd try it, although it's way more marketing than anything as I doubt it's noticeably different from a lambic beer or similar variety.

Not a fan of those either.
 

Rand a. Thor

Banned
Oct 31, 2017
10,213
Greece
Its not just vagina essence but vagina essence of super hot totally bangable super models. Eastern European sexism still has the crown of idiocy I see.
 

Terrell

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,624
Canada
Straight men regularly won't go down on a woman, but enough men supported an Indiegogo for a beer with the "essence" of a vagina, a trait which is poorly defined. And may apparently buy it.

.... I don't know what to do with this. Other than be glad that I'm smart enough to know that if I want to experience the taste of genitals, I'll do the oral sex instead of spending money.

I just hope for everyone's sake that the brewery's next project isn't red wine.
 

GhostTrick

Member
Oct 25, 2017
11,405
That's... FUCKIN. GROSS.
Who in their right mind would want a drink from that ?
And from a total stranger :s :s :s :s :s :s :s :s :s
I sure hope it's a fake.