Look at this thing. There's no way around it - its a spider. A microscopic spider. Millions of them could fit on a pinhead. Billions of invisible spiders everywhere.
That's scary enough, until you realize these fuckers aren't just trying to bite you.
That's a whole lotta words to say IT FUCKING INJECTS ITSELF INTO YOU AND CANNIBALIZES YOUR BODY TO BIRTH HUNDREDS OF ITSELF. ALL OF WHICH TEAR YOU APART FROM THE INSIDE OUT AS THEY BURST OUT OF YOUR CORPSE TO CONTINUE THEIR RAMPAGE.
Somehow, a fictional monstrous alien parasite is less terrifying than the actual thing. All I can think when watching Alien movies now is "at least its not a hundred of them popping out and turning him into a fine red mist."
Can you imagine if this fucking thing was a visible size? Imagine stepping out of the shower and seeing this fucking thing
skittering down the hall towards you. You know it would be fucking ungodly fast too. Then when it latches on to you
it plunges its needle-like tail into your flesh and ejects its genome directly into you. A few hours later
Did I mention how they're not technically alive? They can't reproduce without hijacking an organism and turning them into a virus factory. They're just little protein machines with a DNA payload. Legit alien shit. They are an entire species of... Thing that solely procreates off the backs of other creatures and destroy them in the process. At the same time even if they killed all of us and they were the only ones left it wouldn't matter to them. They don't need to burrow into us to survive. They don't have any predators or prey. They don't live or die.
These little fuckers have claimed hundreds of millions of human lives.
They do it because they can.
In conclusion, what the actual fuck God. why do these monstrosities exist
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