"You're a Palpatine"
Way to miss the point of Rey's parentage reveal in the previous film..
"I am all the Jedi" was made fun of a lot, but is it really THE WORST? I need other contenders.
"Somehow, Palpatine returned"
Like, there's a tonnnnnn of shit in the prequels that's bad, but this really takes the cake.
They didn't miss the point. They just decided to say "nah fuck that I'm gonna do my own thing" and fuck it up.
It's the kind of line you'd think would only be temporary until you come up with something better"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" still baffles me to this day
I dunno. Sounds exactly like something a douche bag edgelord teenager would say"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" still baffles me to this day
This one made me do a double take when I saw the movie.
The audacity of this line makes it loop back around to being brilliant
We don't talk enough about the fact that this was written by the same guy who wrote "save Martha".
"We don't know why. She lost the will to live"
It's the kind of line you'd think would only be temporary until you come up with something better
"Luke's lightsaber returned, somehow"On how Maz got Luke's lightsaber. We're still waiting on the answer.
I dunno. Sounds exactly like something a douche bag edgelord teenager would say
Oh, I'm not disagreeing. I'm just saying it fits with the edgelord teenage shit they gave to Anakin for that whole movie.The point of why it's so bad is that it implies he has full awareness that he's operating from a flawed viewpoint and is just all-in anyway.
Like, yes, the reasoning in the context of the script is that from his point view it's the Jedi that are evil, but as the guy who lives within his own head it should just be, "The Jedi are evil" not, "I have a warped worldview that causes me to view the Jedi as evil, and I'm okay with that!"
It's the same sort of "reading directly from a bad script draft" dialogue as "somehow, Palpatine returned".
No that one is the best. He said it with all the frustration, confusion, and annoyance I felt in that moment. Poe was me for but a moment.
I'm sure we'll get a Disney+ series about how it ended up on Tatooine and was found by a fan favourite character or something."A good question, for another time."
On how Maz got Luke's lightsaber. We're still waiting on the answer.
Not the worst, but Leia's response to finding out Luke is her brother is laughable. "I know... somehow, I've always known."
Bullshit.
Has to be this. Just utterly baffling.
this is it