Khanimus

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
40,596
Greater Vancouver
"That is one big pile of shit."
"Clever girl."
"Hold on to your butts."
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to think if they should."

Everyone knows these, but I'm throwing my hat behind:

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There's just something so human in Ian desperately wanting to connect there, and the full awareness that it is definitely going to end in disaster. It's a great little moment.
 

Jawmuncher

Crisis Dino
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
38,948
Ibis Island
"How many times have I said we need locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors!"

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I love using that when I was right about something that suddenly goes to shit
 

Bor Gullet

Member
Oct 27, 2017
12,400
"That is one big pile of shit."
"Clever girl."
"Hold on to your butts."
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to think if they should."

Everyone knows these, but I'm throwing my hat behind:

tenor.gif


There's just something so human in Ian desperately wanting to connect there, and the full awareness that it is definitely going to end in disaster. It's a great little moment.

I think one of the biggest sins of the Lost World is how boring they make Ian Malcolm.

How the fuck do you make Jeff Goldblum boring?
 

Mathieran

Member
Oct 25, 2017
12,928
SHIIIIT SHIIIIT!!!

Ellie screaming her head off running from the raptors has always been one of my favorites
 

naib

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Oct 25, 2017
2,131
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edit: I use 'hold on to your butts' anytime I take a turn that might throw my child out of his car seat
 

Burly

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,151
"You do eventually plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"
 
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Ziltoidia 9

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,153
"god bless you!"

Just throwing out a really random line, but the whole movie is amazing, so you could pick one line every 15 seconds.

Oh, and "nice hat".
 

Luigi87

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,117
"Clever girl..." and "SHOOT HER!" Are definitely the two lines I quote the most.
I know the former isn't underrated, but I still love it.
 
Oct 25, 2017
12,755
Arizona
"How many times have I said we need locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors!"

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I love using that when I was right about something that suddenly goes to shit
lol, I do that shit all the time. It's my favorite one to yell out haha
 

Slim Action

Member
Jul 4, 2018
5,635
MALCOLM:
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

SATTLER:
Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
 

Kromeo

Member
Oct 27, 2017
17,988
"You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox"

I love Malcolm in that scene
 
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Khanimus

Khanimus

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
40,596
Greater Vancouver
"How many times have I said we need locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors!"

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How many times have I told you... we need locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors?

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I love using that when I was right about something that suddenly goes to shit
Which begs the question: who the fuck said 'no' to putting locks on car doors? Moving cars! In a dinosaur park! Even basic ass liability protections should guarantee that!

Clearly expenses were spared, Hammond!
 

Rodan

Member
Nov 3, 2017
634
"QUIET! ALL OF YOU! ...They're approaching the tyranosaur paddock."

Amazing delivery.