Which fictional dog would you like to own?

[Uzumaki Goku]

Between these choices:

Santa's Little Helper (The Simpsons)

Lady Bird (King of the Hill)

Snoopy (Peanuts)

Scooby-Doo

Brian (Family Guy)

I guess I'd go with Snoopy, Lady Bird is pretty old, Brian would just talk back to me, Scooby's a coward and Santa's Little Helper is pretty dumb.

 

[Kadzork]

Brian - a talking dog who can drive a car would make me rich.

 

[NinjaScooter]

probably Air Bud

Of the ones posted, Ladybird seemed the most like a real dog. I don't want a dog that can talk to me.

 

[MCee]

FMA Dog is missing.

 

[Hellwarden]

Off that list, Scobby.

If I could pick?

Courage would straight up fight eldritch monsters for folks.

 

[data west]

Wish Bone

 

[BranCrackr]

Isabelle

 

[starpower]

I have a thing for old dogs

 

[Uzumaki Goku]

Knew I should've put an Other option as there's ones I was forgetting.

 

[vixolus]

Lady Bird is a good, loyal hound dog. They showed her as a puppy in KOTH so you COULD take her from the start... easy choice for me out of those options lol

 

[ClickyCal']

Of those, Santa's little helper easily. He's so fucking adorable and I would pet and hug him all day.

 

[HStallion]

Jake the Dog from Adventure Time. We can be best buds and I can get him to do crazy shit for me with his shapeshifting powers.

 

[Uzumaki Goku]

Lady Bird is a good, loyal hound dog. They showed her as a puppy in KOTH so you COULD take her from the start... easy choice for me out of those options lol

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She's very old for a bloodhound.

 

[signal]

Imprison non-snoopy voters

 

[Uzumaki Goku]

I just remembered Odie from Garfield...

 

[Alcoremortis]

Idk about now, but when I was a kid, I absolutely wanted Charlie from All Dogs Go To Heaven.

 

[TheMadTitan]

Out of the list, Snoopy because he can fly a plane. In reality:

Pre-Retcon Lockjaw so I can disturb people with the thought that he was an actual person before the development of his superpowers turned him into a dog that can teleport. Or maybe Cosmo.

Because you know, telepathic dog.

 

[lunarworks]

Snoopy is fairly independent, and I respect that.

 

[septentrion2]

Snoopy is a war hero. I'd be honored to share a roof or yard with him.

 

[TimeShinigami]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njBoWaZRvNc

Of those, Brian.

 

[Uzumaki Goku]

Damn, I should've put Pluto from Disney.

 

[Fat4all]

 

[Transistor]

Nobody could afford to feed Scooby

 

[TGR Sean]

Ein from Cowboy Bebop

Edit: Beaten

 

[Kalel114]

Krypto.

 

[Uzumaki Goku]

Nobody could afford to feed Scooby

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What is in Scooby Snacks anyway?

 

[Mr. Poolman]

The one who went to the Great War.

 

[DrForester]

Snoopy, and it's not even close.

Or maybe Cosmo.

Because you know, telepathic dog.

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No one wants a bad dog.

 

[francium87]

Look, if my pet becomes too cute/cool/popular and takes over as the main character of my life... I'm ok with that! Snoopy.

I acknowledge that the earlier Peanuts strips are better and deeper, but... Snoopy.

I've recently learned that Japan weirdly disproportionately loves Snoopy. So much merch in Hawaii (so much so that we had to google why is there so much Snoopy in Hawaii...and was told that Snoopy is popular with tourists from Japan) and Tokyo! I now have too much! Help!

 

[Tavernade]

I love Scooby but I'd pick Snoopy. Scooby is good for traveling friends going around solving crimes, and I'm not doing any of that. Snoopy feels like he'd be good to chill with.

 

[Fossora]

Cheese, Gromit?


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7gdWIY9R4s

 

[Tobor]

Snoopy comes with Woodstock, too. It's a twofer.

 

[I Don't Like]

Clifford, obviously. I mean it'd be expensive as hell to feed and I don't know how I'd clean all that shit but you think anyone's fucking with you walking around with that thing?

 

[cyress8]

Jake the Dog from Adventure Time. We can be best buds and I can get him to do crazy shit for me with his shapeshifting powers.

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Yea, he is the ultimate dog. The way he carries Finn around, you can make some serious distance real damn quick. Can avoid using a car a good chunk of the time. Plus being married to Lady gives you a chance to easily repaint your house.

 

[gforguava]

Bandit from We3. "Is gud dog?"
And Tinker the cat, of course.

*Sad image alert*

Spoiler

 

[platypotamus]

The Red Baron is always trying to fuck with me, so I think Snoopy is the obvious choice

 

[pink]

Clifford the big red dog

 

[pink]

I'm not crying I swear

 

[Loudninja]

Courage for sure such a a sweet dog

 

[Niklel]

FMA Dog is missing.

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The best one

 

[DJGolfClap]

WISHBONE <3

 

[Pau]

My dog growing up had a similar vibe to Snoopy. Very independent. Would not be surprised if he was secretly a pilot.

 

[mute]

I miss my Corgi so I'll say Ein.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

I'm black, so no way would I want to hang around Brian.

Snoopy and Scooby all day.

 

[Uzumaki Goku]

I'm black, so no way would I want to hang around Brian.

Snoopy and Scooby all day.

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Y'know that reminds me, I think there was an episode of King of the Hill where people thought Lady Bird (and by extension Hank) was racist.

 

[Superpupperbabysassy]

Buck from Married with Children

 

[PlayBee]

Scooby or Snoopy. I voted Snoopy cause he's (Joe) cool

 

[BLEEN]

Cliff

 

[ClickyCal']

Jake the Dog from Adventure Time. We can be best buds and I can get him to do crazy shit for me with his shapeshifting powers.

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SLH did it first

 

[King Alamat]

Out of this slate of dogs, I feel like Snoopy would get into the least amount of trouble on his own. I'd rather just have a Growlithe.

Y'know that reminds me, I think there was an episode of King of the Hill where people thought Lady Bird (and by extension Hank) was racist.

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Turns out, no. They just didn't like repairmen.