capitalCORN

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So let's talk about pizza, bad pizza. The obvious way this will go is probably pineapple, but I say shrimp.
 

Fat4all

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onions that are cut long and stringy

diced onions are way better
 

Border

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Jalapenos.

I actually like spicy foods, but I tend to feel like on a pizza they overpower all the other flavors.
 

Platy

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chocolat
You have that perfect pizza with bacon and everything and then chocolat happens

oh you mean things that are actually normal outside of michallangelo's pizzas ?
 

Septimus Prime

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Pineapple. Why? Because even if you remove it, the juice has already saturated the pizza, and it'll still taste like pineapple.
 

Pyccko

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mushrooms.

a single stray mushroom can fuck a whole slice up
 

The Albatross

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Either sun-dried tomatoes or onions.

I like both of them but they dominate the flavor of whatever they're on or included with and with pizza I feel like everything needs to compliment each other. Unless it's the features think of that pizza I don't want a side topping to dominate the flavor like the way onions and sun dried tomatoes do

(I originally wrote roasted red peppers instead of sundried tomatoes for some reason... Freudian slip)
 

djplaeskool

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Onion, hands down. Get em outta here.

Fresh (diced) tomato only works if there's a ton of meat on the pizza and you need the bright flavor to cut the richness

Love mushrooms though. Pile 'em on.
 
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echoshifting

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Legitimately surprised by the anti-mushroom crowd, that is one of my favorite pizza toppings. In fact I will probably have pizza with mushrooms on it tonight.
 

ghostcrew

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Anchovies. They have absolutely no business on a pizza. They make everything taste awful.

Pineapple and shrimp are my two favourite pizza toppings OP. You're a monster. If you showed me a shrimp and pineapple pizza right now it'd last two seconds before I scoffed it all down.
 

RC.

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So many bad answers in this thread.
But if I would have to choose it would be potatoes. More often then not they ruin a pizza.
 

ElectricBlanketFire

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onions that are cut long and stringy

diced onions are way better
Onions. They ruin anything they're on
Onions for me hands down; don't care for that texture/taste on a pizza. Yuck.
Pineapple, olives, onions, tomatoes, mushrooms

Instant tantrum
Either sun-dried tomatoes or onions.

I like both of them but they dominate the flavor of whatever they're on or included with and with pizza I feel like everything needs to compliment each other. Unless it's the features think of that pizza I don't want a side topping to dominate the flavor like the way onions and sun dried tomatoes do

(I originally wrote roasted red peppers instead of sundried tomatoes for some reason... Freudian slip)
Pineapple, without question. Onion also probably doesn't have a place on pizza.
Onion, hands down. Get em outta here.

Fresh tomato only works if there's a ton of meat on the pizza and you need the bright flavor to cut the richness

Love mushrooms though. Pile 'em on.

It's official: You suck.

Onions rule.