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"Who farted in here?"
- Thread starter pleaseinsertdisctwo
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If you have a particularly big fart to let out, and you have easy access to a toilet, just go sit on the loo and let it go.
It will save your pants from stinking and the sanity of those around you.
Every day farts are fine and happen, just get a dog or cat and pass the blame.
It will save your pants from stinking and the sanity of those around you.
Every day farts are fine and happen, just get a dog or cat and pass the blame.
the tried to cut off the flow but could only hold on for so long
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Just this morning a guy at work went into a room near my desk and just let one rip with no regrets, he wasn't holding back. Most brazen flatulence I have ever heard in the work place. Maybe dude thought breaking line of sight somehow also worked on noise.
This dude is also about 3 inches away from getting fired too but for unrelated reasons.
This dude is also about 3 inches away from getting fired too but for unrelated reasons.
In a room full of very polite, relatively uptight people, my friend walked in, waved his hand frantically in front of his face, and went "Awwww, who ripped ASS, dawg?"
It was the funniest thing I'd seen in a while
It was the funniest thing I'd seen in a while
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I find accidental farts funny
I find intentional loud public farts disgusting
I will always remember farting in primary school on one of those hard plastic school chairs, it being really loud and instinctively looking at the nearest person to me and saying loudly "errrr, Michael!" and the whole class laughing at him.
Greatest crime in human history in my mind 😂
Greatest crime in human history in my mind 😂
"Silent but Deadline" is definitely a perfect name for a writing podcast or column
I farted on the bus today and it was VERY bad. Genuinely concerned someone was going to be like what the fuck.
My Uber driver today kept opening and closing his window a crack.
I remember farting loud enough in 5th grade to be sent out of the classroom and into the hallway.
I'm trying to learn but the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the teacher
Today an employee walked in to my office and asked a harmless but stupid question. My response was to rip ass. We both had a good chuckle, until we both actually had to step outside my office for a second due to the funk. It was great.
Mind you, my office is where the women managers come to fart in, so there may just be an issue with my office.
Mind you, my office is where the women managers come to fart in, so there may just be an issue with my office.
Whoever was first cognizant of the most rancid signs surely allowed it through their intestines.
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Years ago I had eaten a bean burrito the night before. I was the first person on the call floor. As soon as I sit down and get a call my intestines start rumbling. I'm doing my best to get off the call but I get stuck on it for an hour and in that hour I farted at least 30 times easily. After that day any time anyone farted I was always the first suspect.
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