Who would be your John Malkovich?

[Squarehard]

Let's say you would had control of a door, where you were able to hop into the body of a celebrity in the world, and be able to see through their eyes, and experience what they experience in person for a short amount of time.

Who would you pick to be your "John Malkovich"?

 

[Juices]

Oh, definitely Tabris

 

[Allforce]

Nicholas Cage. One of those weird dudes in the rap group Migos. Kylie Jenner, the World's Youngest Billionaire.™

 

[nachum00]

Definitely Nicolas Cage

 

[jsnepo]

Nicholas Cage

 

[Kasey]

Donald Trump

 

[Squarehard]

Donald Trump

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You want to watch Fox News that badly?

 

[Deleted member 8777]

Kanye West or a male pornstar

 

[Mr.Awesome]

John Malkovich

 

[Kasey]

You want to watch Fox News that badly?

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I assume part of this deal would be eventually controlling his body too, which would be fun.

 

[SugarNoodles]

I do not want this to happen.

 

[ColdSun]

William Dafoe fo sho.

 

[Squarehard]

I do not want this to happen.

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Lies.

Tell me who it is!

 

[NightShift]

Guillermo Del Toro. He's always looking at cool shit.

 

[ArtVandelay]

Jeff Baena

 

[Rinse Bassfunk]

Honestly, difficult to pick one person but it would be someone of a different race, gender, and/or sexuality because it would be a great way to actually experience life through that lense and see it as a learning experience given I'm white cis male

 

[Vern]

Forest Whitaker

 

[oberjin]

Charlize Theron, for reasons ...

 

[RetroMG]

David Tennant for a guy.
Scarlett Johansson for a girl.

 

[Spenny]

Bruce Dern

 

[Ravelle]

Hideo Kojima.

 

[Biske]

I assume part of this deal would be eventually controlling his body too, which would be fun.

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Anybody can get dentures, bad hair and go to McDonalds. Dream bigger

 

[Triggerhappytel]

Anybody can get dentures, bad hair and go to McDonalds. Dream bigger

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I mean, if controlling him was part of the deal I would wire maybe a few million to my real self, give away the rest of his money and assets to charity and ruin his fucking life. Also confess about crimes to the FBI and get him and all his sordid pals locked away.

 

[Biske]

I mean, if controlling him was part of the deal I would wire maybe a few million to my real self, give away the rest of his money and assets to charity and ruin his fucking life. Also confess about crimes to the FBI and get him and all his sordid pals locked away.

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I guess. I personally could do without POV blow jobs to dictators.



I'd be Ryan Gosling.

 

[deftones r cool]

Evan Stone

 

[acheron_xl]

Hmmm.

Dave Grohl.

 

[Visanideth]

Since we're being creepy, whoever is dating Kat Graham.

 

[Deleted member 13645]

A super popular jpop person. 1. because it'd be legitimately fascinating to experience, on top of getting to experience a different gender and ethnicity and 2. it'd be hilarious to be able to blow people's minds with my surprisingly intimate/comprehensive understanding of what it's like to be a jpop star.