Of all the complaints lobbed against the new SW movies, "Marvel humor" is always the one that struck me the most as bitch-eating-crackers. Gasp, Star Wars has jokes! As if that wasn't true for literally any of the other six movies.TROS is quip city? Maybe, from a certain point of view.
"Over my dead body."
"That's the idea."
"I'm out of it for a little while and everyone's got delusions of grandeur."
"How we doin?"
"Same as always."
"That bad, huh?"
"This is where the fun begins."
"You were right about one thing, Master: the negotiations were short."
"I have the high ground."
"I used to live here, you know."
"You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient."
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
"It might."
"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake. Well, this could be it, sweetheart."
"I don't have time to discuss this with a committee."
"I am NOT a committee!"
"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
The galaxy in which Star Wars takes place is aptly named "Quip City". YMMV.
Totally agree. Do the next right thing is also an incredibly emotive song and sends a really positive message on how to deal with grief and depression which I have no doubt will positively impact on thousands of lives.Because it's my second-favorite film in this stacked year, a fantastic film that surpasses the original in numerous ways, has an incredible soundtrack (including Show Yourself, a personally impactful song that is getting more plays at least for me than I gave even Let It Go, an impressive feat I certainly didn't expect when this film got announced), and has a lot of memorable moments, scenes, and messages throughout its well-paced runtime
I appreciate being consistently told I'm the worst for liking certain films here, considering this thread and the last one. If it didn't work for you, you're allowed to think that. The world doesn't have to agree with you on everything (financially and critically in fact it will end up Disagreeing with you that Frozen is worse than Star Wars this year), and god knows I don't have to either
Dude has always sucked. All of his characters have the same snarky voice.
You know who does not suck and can write multiple characters with different character voices?
James Gunn
TFA definitely overperformed but these billion dollar blockbusters don't just bleed constantly like Star Wars unless someone is shitting in the pot. These Episodes could comfortably gross in the 1.2-1.4B range and be fine but now we're talking about struggling to beat Rogue One.
Yeah, all the Star Wars movies have similar tones, visual direction, etc.Star Wars, as it exists in the hands of Disney, is not a franchise that can sustain a movie every year. Everything feels too samey and not willing to take risks.
That I think is the biggest factor here.
TFA definitely overperformed but these billion dollar blockbusters don't just bleed constantly like Star Wars unless someone is shitting in the pot. These Episodes could comfortably gross in the 1.2-1.4B range and be fine but now we're talking about struggling to beat Rogue One.
Tbf they were doing fine until Solo, and Rogue One and Last Jedi had no problem stepping out of the series' comfort zone.Star Wars, as it exists in the hands of Disney, is not a franchise that can sustain a movie every year. Everything feels too samey and not willing to take risks.
That I think is the biggest factor here.
🤢My 2019 Top 10:
1. Avengers Endgame
2. Toy Story 4
3. Knives Out
4. Shazam!
5. Frozen 2
6. Spider-Man: Far From Home
7. The Lego Movie 2
8. Crawl
9. Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker
10. Captain Marvel
Why are we celebrating Frozen 2's success? The movie wasn't good. Incredibly thin story, lacked conflict, subpar songs. Pretty forgettable stuff.
Tier 0 fan: Heretics who watch in Machete order
Tier 1 fan: Casuals who don't know much about Star Wars
Tier 2 fan: Normal people
Tier 3 fan: Obsessed people
Tier 4 fan: Enlightened patricians who respectfully enjoy all of Star Wars
Tier 5 fan: Aphra, Ahsoka, and Sabine fans
Tier -1i'm in 0 because i used that order when i got the Bluray set back in 2015. rip
where does someone who watched in chronological order fall?
For all the crap RJ got for the Holdo maneuver, why didn't people care more about lighspeed jumps into atmosphere? (Or for Trek fans, transporters that work across the galaxy).
JJ really seems to like breaking the rules but people give shit to RJ for one reasonable leap.
Tbf they were doing fine until Solo, and Rogue One and Last Jedi had no problem stepping out of the series' comfort zone.
Solo was a huge misfire that Kasdan was pushing for well before the Disney buyout, and Rise of Skywalker just isn't a very well-received movie.
It's not like every single MCU film grosses a billion, they've had some misfires, but you also get 2-3 of those a year so I think it's just easier for them to fade into relative obscurity.
They just need to make the next Star Wars good, and people will see it. More of a simple fix than an easy one, but all the same. Also need to stick to the December release dates, I think Solo would have done much better in that slot.
They made back their investment in Lucasfilm from box office gross alone after just three movies. I'd say fine is an understatement.They were not doing fine, they were trading long term sustainability and quality for short term profits. Solo wasn't an anomaly but a consequence of the systemic issues they created by mandating such tight production schedules, turnarounds, and hiring decisions.
Even the MCUs relative misfires have outgrossed their previous entries. The reason that StarWars has become saturated, seeing perpetual declines, and the MCU has only grown in frequency and popularity is down the structural and authorial differences, not that 'MCU stinkers can fade into the background'.
The solution to Star Wars isn't to simply release more films. If you want an MCU like operation then you need to structure the productions the same as an MCU mostly linear ongoing multi focused narrative.
And you need to have a lead producer capable of consistently making smart hiring decisions and planning things out well ahead of time, and having a creative vision with good narrative instincts, something Lucasfilms as a whole currently sucks at.
They were also the highest grossing films of their year as wellThey made back their investment in Lucasfilm from box office gross alone after just three movies. I'd say fine is an understatement.
They made back their investment in Lucasfilm from box office gross alone after just three movies. I'd say fine is an understatement.
They were also the highest grossing films of their year as well
Rogue One was NOT a step out of their comfort zone.
Like at all.
I'm not aware anything I said was super controversial but here we are.Rogue One draws deep on Star Wars mythology while breaking new narrative and aesthetic ground -- and suggesting a bright blockbuster future for the franchise.
It's true that it featured a lot of retro pandering but was quite different narratively from any of the other films.
Like this is literally the critical consensus on RT:
I'm not aware anything I said was super controversial but here we are.
People are seriously arguing Rogue One wasn't a safe as fuck spin-off?
LMFAO
Seems like we're blaming everyone for Rise of Skywalker except the hacks who wrote and directed it.
Sounds to me like you're getting a little too invested in your fiction. Your value as a person isn't validated, or invalidated, by the entertainment products you like finding widespread commercial success. Besides, I find it difficult to believe that you haven't at some point criticized somebody else for their entertainment choices.Because it's my second-favorite film in this stacked year, a fantastic film that surpasses the original in numerous ways, has an incredible soundtrack (including Show Yourself, a personally impactful song that is getting more plays at least for me than I gave even Let It Go, an impressive feat I certainly didn't expect when this film got announced), and has a lot of memorable moments, scenes, and messages throughout its well-paced runtime
I appreciate being consistently told I'm the worst for liking certain films here, considering this thread and the last one. If it didn't work for you, you're allowed to think that. The world doesn't have to agree with you on everything (financially and critically in fact it will end up Disagreeing with you that Frozen is worse than Star Wars this year), and god knows I don't have to either
Naw. Space Leia and a lot of Canto Bight was pretty wrong.
Only thing he did wrong was have a good attitude through all this shit and then continue making good flicks.
Lol. Star wars is in trouble because as much as people want something new time and time again has shown that nostalgia tie ins reign supreme.People are seriously arguing Rogue One wasn't a safe as fuck spin-off?
LMFAO
The Last Jedi is the Yeezus of movies
A classic?
My 2019 Top 10:
1. Avengers Endgame
2. Toy Story 4
3. Knives Out
4. Shazam!
5. Frozen 2
6. Spider-Man: Far From Home
7. The Lego Movie 2
8. Crawl
9. Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker
10. Captain Marvel
Yeah, all the Star Wars movies have similar tones, visual direction, etc.
If they could mix it up more like Marvel they'd be able to sustain one Star Wars movie a year
It is unfortunate how much glee people get from tearing these films apart. Especially if they haven't seen it.I'm frankly sick of having to defend what I like and how I like it in bulletpoint or essay form numerous times anytime I express liking something you don't (whether the "you" is directed to you specifically or JB or viper or anybody). I get it if you don't, "oh hey it looks weird, easier target than Star Wars", but meanwhile my posts about hating Star Wars are limited to hating the experience of TROS, how much I think the film sucks in basically every way (good job on bringingback tho), and I don't @ anyone about it surprised that they dug it enough to watch it more than once, even though I personally can't imagine ever doing that, because that's Not my experience with itthe porgs for a scene
Meanwhile with Cats: I don't think I've had a more fun experience with a musical film in theaters! Maybe I haven't seen the right ones, but I loved the surrealism of the looks and environments, I laughed at a lot of the cheesiness and jokes, I appreciated a surprising amount of the choreography (the Skimbleshanks scene was an immediate highlight that comes to mind) and I dug the music (especially the original song Taylor Swift contributed to the soundtrack which gets its own great unique scene with a different character onscreen) and those two things are basically The reasons to watch musicals in that if they work, so does the film.
A lot of Cats worked wonders for me. If it doesn't or if you can't get past the weirdness (or even weirdness is actively a bad thing for you), that's fine. It's not at all actively a bad thing for me. It actively made this a delight to watch, once and over and over again. There's been something new I've noticed, or a scene that finally clicked, or a song I liked more, each time. There were films I loved even more than this this year, and I think I even mentioned earlier that right now if it's in my top 10 it's just barely rounding out the list, but I don't think I've ever had an experience quite like this in a theater and it's one film I keep coming back to and the feeling doesn't really go away (or at least it hasn't yet) since. Maybe that positive experience all goes away for me when I watch it on a smaller screen, but I really doubt that. This was a lot of fun, and it hasn't really stopped being fun. That's my experience with Cats
"I know"
Tbh the quality decline is unbelievable. In script, cinematography, filming. Like shocking LOLWide release of 1917 when?! I hate this shit, no one distributes movies in Chicago until they go wide. Bastards. Let me give you my money!
GIFs of TLJ are so painful
Look at the craft, the framing of this shot
Look at Hamill's conviction, the lightsaber shining in his eyes
Look at the salt falling like snow, the wind parting his hair which looks believably attached to his skull
Look at that dialogue, owning his punk nephew, recalling words he used with Rey, reminding the audience how dope this script is
RJ the god gave us ambrosia and now we have sour green milk
The editing of The Rise of Skywalker feels like something that at times feels fucking criminal.Tbh the quality decline is unbelievable. In script, cinematography, filming. Like shocking LOL
My Top 11, 11 because some heathens might say that Klaus doesn't count.
- Knives Out
- Klaus
- Avenger's Endgame
- Spiderman: Far From Home
- How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
- Frozen II
- John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum
- Booksmart
- Toy Story 4
- Le Mans '66 (Ford VS Ferrari since the US don't know what a Le Mans is).
- Promare
No Wonder Park? judging youSince this is the last thread of the year, I feel its appropriate to do this as well.
My Top 10 of 2019 released films I saw this year:
1. Little Women
2. Parasite
3. Midsommar
4. Knives Out
5. Uncut Gems
6. Ford vs Ferrari
7. Frozen II
8. Toy Story 4
9. Ad Astra
10. Avengers Endgame
I have a full list I'll post later, but its not done yet, cause I'm seeing The Lighthouse today, saw Booksmart yesterday and will probably see The farewell and Ready or Not soon and still have to rate Marriage Story as well, so that full list is not done.
I can say I've gone to see 25 movies in theaters this year, for a total of around 40 2019 movies watched this year (the other 15 were home releases). Endgame I saw 6 times, John Wick 3 and Captain Marvel twice for a total of 32 visits to the theater for the year. I usually don't watch bad movies, so the list of movies I truly hated is short, probably only like the bottom 5.
Definitely a record year for me lol.
I genuinely forgot that exists.