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Woman brazenly wheels elderly man’s corpse into bank to co-sign a loan for her: ‘Uncle, are you listening?’
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Me too, the moment I heard it my brain just hopped over to puppeteering Septimus around.
didn't see the thread before, but whew, shit's crazy out here in Rio 😭
i have no idea what i'd do if i worked at the bank, but it would probably get me fired
i have no idea what i'd do if i worked at the bank, but it would probably get me fired
Sounds like they went after loans the day before while he was still alive, so that could be it.
That's almost as good as the fact that one of the two kids who got in trouble for trolling everyone with a cardboard shark fin in Jaws is now the sheriff of Oak Bluffs.
Kinda feel bad about the woman to be honest.
Not only it has come to light that she suffers from multiple psychological issues, the uber driver that took them to the bank has testified that the old man was alive when he got into the car.
A second man that helped the old man to get into the car also testified that he was alive, but he was a friend of the family.
It should be fairly easy for the police to find out if the uber driver was known to the family or not.
Necropsy was unconclusive and couldn't say the time of death.
Seems like there is a possibility that she could be telling the truth.
Not only it has come to light that she suffers from multiple psychological issues, the uber driver that took them to the bank has testified that the old man was alive when he got into the car.
A second man that helped the old man to get into the car also testified that he was alive, but he was a friend of the family.
It should be fairly easy for the police to find out if the uber driver was known to the family or not.
Necropsy was unconclusive and couldn't say the time of death.
Seems like there is a possibility that she could be telling the truth.
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Amateur! You're supposed to use long sleeves, preferably a coat jacket and extra large gloves. In one glove you fashion a rigid exoskeleton attached to the hand with duct tape in the shape of a signing hand. Make sure there's enough pressure between the fingers to insert a pen. Then, cut a small elbow in the sleeve with a stick that goes through and attaches to your hand exoskeleton. Then secretly puppeteer the hand from behind the corpse to sign the papers. It will be a little sloppy, but they don't care.
My lord, fraudsters these days... so lazy
My lord, fraudsters these days... so lazy
I think even if the uber driver didn't know the family, do you want to be the uber driver who admitted to putting a corpse in their car? I'm sure there are rules about that kind of thing.
Even if you recognized it after the fact, I can see why someone who would like to keep ubering would just say "yeah, he was totes alive and super chill we talked about the old days and stuff".
ASHTABULA COUNTY, Ohio (WOIO/Gray News) - Two Ohio women were arrested after telling police they drove a dead man's body to the bank and then left it at a hospital.
www.weau.com
2 women drove dead elderly man’s body to bank to withdraw money, police say
The women told police they put the deceased man in a car and drove to the bank to withdraw money from his account.
www.weau.com
It's what she claims.
This would have been very suspicious with the weather in Rio de Janeiro lol
I read the evidence points out he died laying down, not sitting.
I held the hand of my grandmother when she died, it was just a few hours later and still you can feel its unnaturally cold, it was very eerie, I am no forensic expert but her story is really dubious to say the least. You just know a dead body is a dead body, it's very difficult to mistake it.
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That sounds like North Eastern Ohio alright.ASHTABULA COUNTY, Ohio (WOIO/Gray News) - Two Ohio women were arrested after telling police they drove a dead man's body to the bank and then left it at a hospital.
2 women drove dead elderly man’s body to bank to withdraw money, police say
The women told police they put the deceased man in a car and drove to the bank to withdraw money from his account.