You think Hank would vote for someone from fucking New York with a bombastic attitude like Trump? lol no he had nightmares about voting for Bush and he's from Texas just because he had a limp handshake.
Would Hank Hill vote for Donald Trump?
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The only people I can imagine voting for Trump on KotH (off the top of my head) would be the following:
Cotton Hill (if he can get over Trump's draft-dodging shenanigans)
Didi Hill
Kahn and Minh Souphanousinphone
Lane Pratley (of Pratley Cadillac Hyundai)
Principal Moss
Maybe Lucky (his weird code of honor might make it possible for him to go Trump, somehow)
Leanne Platter (Luanne's mom)
Buck Strickland
Ted and Cindy Wassonasong
Topsy, Stinky, Brooklyn, Linker, Pops (if they can get over Trump's draft-dodging shenanigans)
Thatherton
Jimmy Whichard (because he's an idiot)
Jack (Hank's barber - because he's crazy)
King Philip (because he's a misogynist)
Cotton Hill (if he can get over Trump's draft-dodging shenanigans)
also if he was alive
Kahn and Minh Souphanousinphone
Lane Pratley (of Pratley Cadillac Hyundai)
Principal Moss
Maybe Lucky (his weird code of honor might make it possible for him to go Trump, somehow)
Leanne Platter (Luanne's mom)
Buck Strickland
Ted and Cindy Wassonasong
Topsy, Stinky, Brooklyn, Linker, Pops (if they can get over Trump's draft-dodging shenanigans)
Thatherton
Jimmy Whichard (because he's an idiot)
Jack (Hank's barber - because he's crazy)
King Philip (because he's a misogynist)
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So there's no chance then!
We love our King of the Hill
People saying Hank would vote third party forgot the episode where he literally made fun of them.
because people that didnt watch the show coming in saying absolutely hank would vote for trump.
What is this disingenuous bullcrap?
Hank Hill is not some political flip flopper that will change his opinion based on a candidates feelings about Propane.........he will obviously need to know where they stand on Propane Accessories as well.
Yep, there are a lot of folks in here who never watched the show, or didn't understand it. Hank would hate Trump and if you think Bobby would be down with MAGA, I know for sure you didn't watch it. Bobby wasn't about any of that stuff. Peggy would be 100% Hillary, because she sees herself as a feminist and because she loves Mexico. Bill would vote for whoever Hank told him to vote for. Dale wouldn't vote. Kahn would totally vote for Trump.
Would Dale listen to a Alex Jones type or would Dale become the Alex Jones in the KoTH universe?
I'm pretty sure Hank voted for Ann Richards for Governor, don't think he'd a problem voting for a woman and/or Democrat when the right one comes along, he was a fan of LBJ even named his dog Lady Bird in tribute to his wife, though might've been aided by the fact that he was a Texan. With the other option is so repugnant there's no way Hank could bring himself to support Trump, he'd vote for Hillary with a heavy sigh. Hank would refuse to talk about it after. Hank at this point would probably drop his party affiliation and register as an Independent.
I'm pretty sure Hank voted for Ann Richards for Governor, don't think he'd a problem voting for a woman and/or Democrat when the right one comes along, he was a fan of LBJ even named his dog Lady Bird in tribute to his wife, though might've been aided by the fact that he was a Texan. With the other option is so repugnant there's no way Hank could bring himself to support Trump, he'd vote for Hillary with a heavy sigh. Hank would refuse to talk about it after. Hank at this point would probably drop his party affiliation and register as an Independent.
Regarding the LBJ thing, when did the Democrat/Republican flip happen? Looking up in a few places, it seems like the Southern Democrat died out after LBJ left office, right? Although I'm also seeing that LBJ signing the Civil Rights Act was influential in the South flipping to the Republicans...
If you're a life long Texan and never voted for Ann Richards, well than you're not a true Texan. - Hank Hill probably
I think they'd mix things up and make Peggy a Trumper and Hank would be undecided or something then both end up supporting Hillary.
Please, explain.
Hank aint racist, economically anxious, or anti-establishment(the way Trump said he'd smash all government conventions early on). There's literally nothing about Trump or Trump's messaging that would appeal to Hank. He also lauds hard work ethic which Trump is ehh... not really known for.
You don't understand Hank Hill at all. I'm doubtful you've watched the show.
It's like the opinion of someone who watched the intro and saw Hank say "that boy ain't right" a few times.
Yep, I suspect the poster has watched next to none of the shows. Maybe a couple episodes and took Hank as some type of Texas Redneck sterotype. He's not that at all.
Now that's the fucking truth. Dale and Bill.
Hank would probably not vote out of frustration.
...Have you actually SEEN King of the Hill? Or are you basing Hank off of his alternate from Bevis and Butthead?
Lol if you think Hank, who worshipped Reagan, would vote for a rich Putin stooge then you've clearly missed the whole point of his character.
Please, enlighten us. It sounds like you definitely watched the show.
Dale doesn't vote. Bill would possibly vote for Trump but he would get talked out of it by Hank. Only person I could see is Kahn .
The moment Trump brings up Ted Cruz and his father being part of the JFK assassination, Dale is a lost cause. He'd wear that maga hat on his head proudly. There's a Vice mini-doc on Qanon people just like Dale, believes in batshit insane conspiracies and never voted a day in their life, but when the stupid whisperer came(trump) all of a sudden they are politically active.
Explain why Hank would dislike Hillary more than we know he would hate Trump.
He's pro-wall and the only thing that took the wind out of his sails for Bush Jr. was a weak handshake. As someone originally from Georgia, Hank is every uncle on my dad's side, and they all voted Trump, either for Christianity or to beat Hillary. I guess nothing is 100%, but I've watched KotH a lot over the years, and he seems like a guy who would vote for Trump mostly just for the GOP after the name.
He wouldnt vote. Peggy would convince him the wall is a bad idea.
Hank was "pro-wall" because he hates Kahn, not because he hates immigrants.
And he didn't vote for Bush Jr. even though Bush had "GOP" after the name. The dude thinks for himself most of the time and has a wife and son (and niece sometimes) that smacks him back to reality when he needs it. I just don't think he would have voted in this election, but I know he definitely wouldn't have voted for Trump.
I'm really glad that even with all the debates in this thread, the one thing we all agree that Kahn would unamibiguously, openly, and proudly vote for Trump
Kahn is one of the most "fuck you, got mine" characters in all of television
Kahn is one of the most "fuck you, got mine" characters in all of television
I've conversed with that crowd for years, not believing it but finding it entertaining and intriguing. Dale is the kind who would see that and create a crazier conspiracy about it all being a conspiracy to fool people like him.
As for OP, Hank would've voted third party but awkwardly not tell anyone and feel guilty about it until he confessed to Peggy. He then would try to rescind his vote after and find out that's not possible. He then would say the hell to all of it and the end learn it's ok to keep your vote personal and choose whoever you want. Politics never mentioned again.
He already did in the episode where he had the pirate AM broadcast.
Peggy: "Dale is a terrible host."
Hank: "Well we're listening to him, so he must be doing something right."
Yeah, I think best case is he wouldn't vote at all, but no way does he vote for anything but a Republican.
He's also made fun of hippies, Hillary Clinton, and people from New York, so that removes basically every other candidate. He'd vote Tom Landry.
Bill would vote Hillary most likely. Dale would never vote, because the whole system is rigged, man.
Make a thread and see if anyone gives enough of a shit to reply.