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Would you go to Jurassic Park?

Would you go?

  • Yes

    Votes: 284 77.8%

  • No

    Votes: 81 22.2%
  • Total voters
    365
MasterYoshi

MasterYoshi

Member
Oct 27, 2017
11,054
Hypothetically, if there were a real Jurassic Park opening that was identical to the park from the first film, and you had all of the means necessary to visit, would you go? (Also, this is the grand opening of the park to your knowledge, nothing bad has yet to occur.. and the films don't exist.)
 
Fat4all

Fat4all

Woke up, got a money tag, swears a lot
Member
Oct 25, 2017
93,119
here
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Ferrio

Ferrio

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,097
Sure, the movie park is set up to fail to make a story, the real thing would be safer. Even if something went down that'd be a hell of a adventure and lawsuit if you made it out.
 
Bessy67

Bessy67

Member
Oct 29, 2017
11,661
Sure, why not? Zoos handle the captivity of large and dangerous animals just fine, no reason to believe they couldn't handle some oversized birds.
 
Beren

Beren

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,532
Absolutely. I don't even care if I get eaten - I'd still go to see a fucking dinosaur in real life.
 
Otakunofuji

Otakunofuji

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,142
100% absolutely yes. Seeing a real dinosaur would be the greatest thing ever. I've gotten tears in my eyes just seeing "realistic" animatronics before.
 
PAFenix

PAFenix

Unshakable Resolve
Member
Nov 21, 2019
14,748
I'd say fuck no but you said I'd be without the knowledge of the movies nor told of any incidents prior so..............................................

I guess.

(Still voted No)
 
skeezx

skeezx

Member
Oct 27, 2017
20,196
like I said in the last thread about this as long as it's not managed like some ramshackle Tiger King-type operation I'd not give much shits about my safety.

though I suppose if it was a commonplace thing, yeah people would probably get killed along some point
 
Dead Man Typing

Dead Man Typing

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,870
Yes. Say what you will about Jurassic World, it was awesome to see the park open and operational for around 25 minutes.
 
Ubik

Ubik

Member
Nov 13, 2018
2,499
Canada
Yes even if it was just as dangerous as the movies.

"Eaten by a fucking dinosaur" is a pretty badass thing to have on your headstone
 
CheeseConey

CheeseConey

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,007
Part of me says yes absolutely...but other part of me is thinking how terrifying it would be to be on the same island as the Velociraptors that are depicted in the film.
 
Simba

Simba

Member
Nov 25, 2017
2,230
they made half a dozen movies on why this is a bad idea and are about to make another

unless the dinos are like denver the last dinosaur and wear rad clothing and can play the electric guitar

no
 
Tbm24

Tbm24

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
16,329
If someone paid my way or gave me a ridiculous coupon like the sniveling lawyer suggested, sure, on the condition I get to drive one of the Jeeps. Otherwise I'm good. I've gone this long admiring Dinosaurs in books.
 
Stabi

Stabi

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,609
France / san francisco
Sure.

In real life it would be safer. It's like seeing final destination and ask if you'd go on a plane or a roller coaster

I'd probably wouldn't go on opening day when the park is still figuring out how to function effectively
 
L Thammy

L Thammy

Spacenoid
Member
Oct 25, 2017
50,107
If it had shown a substantial safety record, probably. I wouldn't be the first one to go there.

I also can't imagine I'd be able to fully enjoy it. When I go on rollercoasters I mostly find myself worrying that my glasses are going to fall off.
 
Kapryov

Kapryov

Member
Oct 27, 2017
10,150
Australia
Of course.

Not opening day, probably not until I could snag a ticket on a sale or with a voucher, but I would definitely go and have a blast too. And buy out the souvenir shop on the way out.
 
Listai

Listai

50¢
Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,672
For sure.

Whether it's an enjoyable afternoon or a nightmare that ultimately claims my life - either way I get to see Dinos
 
GoodGrief

GoodGrief

Member
Jan 24, 2024
707
I gotta see a dinosaur.

Plus like, Jurassic World, the one movie where the park is open, shows it as a booming business. Sure, that one day things went wrong. But other days you just went to the zoo. The odds are in my favor.
 
Zeliard

Zeliard

Member
Jun 21, 2019
10,954
I dunno, is it gonna involve a violent storm in the forecast and an unruly tech guy?

Still, yes.

I want to see a Brontosaurus.
 
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