So, a race of advanced aliens offer you to be taken to their intergalactic zoo, where:
- You will live the rest of your life in a 2 story 4000 square feet cage with one side made of polarized glass.
- The cage is sound proof, but microphones will record all the sounds in your enclosure.
- The cage has no private room and the zoo is open all the time, since sleeping is for primitive beings.
- Your current mate or a psychically attractive mate of your preferred persuasion if you lack one.
- The best health care the galaxy can offer.
- Access to all video games, movies, books, tv series and music ever produced in Earth.
- A top of the line entertainment center that will get constant updates.
- Top of the line exercising facilities.
- A luxurious spa with hot tub and a sauna.
- Unlimited access to all of Earth's food thanks to advanced cooking machines.
- Small robots will do all the cleaning.